Giuseppe Zangara Posted September 1, 2004 Report Posted September 1, 2004 About a week ago: After several shots of whiskey, I had a couple of cigarettes. Last night: I was in a bad mood, so a friend of mine let me have a couple of her clove cigs. I felt better afterwards. This a big deal for me, really.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted September 1, 2004 Report Posted September 1, 2004 Welcome home, brother.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted September 1, 2004 Author Report Posted September 1, 2004 That I went 25 years without bothering was once a source of pride. Then I realized I was never impressing anyone, so that went out the window.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted September 1, 2004 Report Posted September 1, 2004 It's never too late to start, I say. I'm just happy that you're playing for the winning team now.
Guest Fook Posted September 1, 2004 Report Posted September 1, 2004 Say hi to lung cancer for me, ya filthy smoker.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted September 1, 2004 Report Posted September 1, 2004 He'll be dead anyway come Sunday...
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted September 1, 2004 Report Posted September 1, 2004 Say hi to lung cancer for me, ya filthy smoker. Here's to living long enough to be diapered and alone in a nursing home.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted September 1, 2004 Report Posted September 1, 2004 About a week ago: After several shots of whiskey, I had a couple of cigarettes. Last night: I was in a bad mood, so a friend of mine let me have a couple of her clove cigs. I felt better afterwards. This a big deal for me, really. Quit being such a tool. Your sudden penchant for smoking is rather unbecoming. be yourself, Matt!!
Youth N Asia Posted September 1, 2004 Report Posted September 1, 2004 Hurry up and die from it already
Zack Malibu Posted September 1, 2004 Report Posted September 1, 2004 He'll be dead anyway come Sunday... That's what I was thinking. Has imminent death re-shaped your views on certain activities such as smoking, Inc.?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted September 1, 2004 Author Report Posted September 1, 2004 I suppose if cigarettes were always free, I'd smoke more often.
Guest Contentious C Posted September 1, 2004 Report Posted September 1, 2004 You really should- smoke more. If you smoke 9 cigarettes at a time and hold them all at once, it'll mean you're not wasting our time with inane shit like this.
Zack Malibu Posted September 1, 2004 Report Posted September 1, 2004 Oooh, testy testy. I for one, am entertained by the otherwise day to day routine of Inc.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted September 1, 2004 Author Report Posted September 1, 2004 Smoking makes people angry!
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted September 1, 2004 Report Posted September 1, 2004 Tom Collins Posted on Sep 1 2004, 02:44 PM You really should- smoke more. If you smoke 9 cigarettes at a time and hold them all at once, it'll mean you're not wasting our time with inane shit like this. Fuck, go have a cigarette already. You need to chillax
Zack Malibu Posted September 1, 2004 Report Posted September 1, 2004 I didn't think "chillax" was in Thumbtack's vocabulary.
CanadianChick Posted September 1, 2004 Report Posted September 1, 2004 "Chillax" shouldn't be in anybody's vocabulary.
Zack Malibu Posted September 1, 2004 Report Posted September 1, 2004 "Chillax" shouldn't be in anybody's vocabulary. If I said that I say it all the time, I don't think it'd make you like me any less.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted September 1, 2004 Report Posted September 1, 2004 I just wanted to see how dirty I felt by saying it. I won't be using it again soon.
1234-5678 Posted September 1, 2004 Report Posted September 1, 2004 I suppose if cigarettes were always free, I'd smoke more often. I used to smoke a pack or more a day from the ages of 15-21 When I was thinking about joining the military and running every morning, I quit out of neccessity and poverty, I have only bought one pack since last May, and that was on a drunken walk home. But, when I am out at a bar, or I am looking for an excuse to talk to a girl, I still occasionally bum cigarettes, sometimes as many as 5 or 6 a week. And when I am without them, I never crave them. It all proves my theory..........no drugs will ever have power over me. Well, except maybe booze, and that's not cause I need it, it's just cause it is so goddamned good. Or if I had the money to afford a coke habit...........but other then that..........
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted September 1, 2004 Report Posted September 1, 2004 Smoking makes people angry! It also makes them smelly. I shouldn't complain, I have a smoker of a ladyfriend whose smoking bullshit I've tolerated for 4 years.
1234-5678 Posted September 1, 2004 Report Posted September 1, 2004 Someone once asked me if I smoke after sex. I told them, "I don't know, I never looked".
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted September 1, 2004 Report Posted September 1, 2004 Someone once asked me if I smoke after sex. I told them, "I don't know, I never looked". Hopefully you weren't looking for our validation with that one....
Corey_Lazarus Posted September 2, 2004 Report Posted September 2, 2004 **blows smoke in Banky's face** Smoking makes you popular and attractive. Join us. We're the cool kids you always wanted to be.
Corey_Lazarus Posted September 2, 2004 Report Posted September 2, 2004 **blows smoke in Banky's face** Smoking makes you popular and attractive. Join us. We're the cool kids you always wanted to be.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted September 2, 2004 Author Report Posted September 2, 2004 I've decided the best thing about cloves is the wonderful aftertaste it leaves on your lips.
Mole Posted September 2, 2004 Report Posted September 2, 2004 **blows smoke in Banky's face** Smoking makes you popular and attractive. Join us. We're the cool kids you always wanted to be. My Grandma accused me of only smoking because it was cool. But I asked her if it was so cool to smoke, then why am I smoking by myself in my Grandmother's garage?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted September 2, 2004 Author Report Posted September 2, 2004 I'm gonna look at myself in the mirror next time I smoke, just to confirm I'm as sexy as I imagine I appear to be.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted September 2, 2004 Report Posted September 2, 2004 Laz, shorten your sig.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted September 2, 2004 Report Posted September 2, 2004 **blows smoke in Banky's face** Smoking makes you popular and attractive. Join us. We're the cool kids you always wanted to be. I'd say that you and your lady were the types who sat on the dirty couch in the cafeteria bitterly learing at the beautiful people ( like me).
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