How many times have you watched Wayne's World?

[Cran Da Maniac 0]

Garth : How can you sleep like that?

Del Preston : Listen, sonny Jim. Sleeping like this will add ten years to your life. I learned it from Keith Richards when I toured with the Stones. This may be the reason why Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons.

 

Wayne : Excuse me, what are you guys doing here in the middle of the street?

Chicken-man : Well, I'm putting these chickens in crates, and stacking them right here. Jim's job is to make sure we always have plenty of watermelons.

Wayne : Oh, so you're selling watermelons.

Jim : No, no sir. We just have to make sure we have plenty of them stacked at all times, just like with these here chickens.

Garth : What do these guys do?

Chicken-man : Well, their job is to walk back and forth with this big plate-glass window every couple of minutes.

Garth : Weird.

Wayne : Yeah, you've got to wonder if this is gonna pay off later on

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

Not in a while...quite fond though.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

For someone who doesn't own it, too many times.

[Guest whitemilesdavis]

Not too many times, but Saturday I rode The Hurler at Paramount's Carowinds, and it made me want to watch the movie again.

[treble 0]

"Imagine being swept away to magical...DELAWARE!"

"......"

"......"

"...uhh hi, I'm in...Delaware."

 

 

My home state will never live that joke down. Sadly, it's accurate. Or at least it used to be! Now Delaware has.....the beach....and.....well, the beach.

 

Ok, so it's still true. DAMN YOU WAYNE!

It's funny, I saw a car from Delaware in the parking lot of the store I work at the other day and I guess it's fitting that the liscense plates are the cheapest looking ones I've ever seen. They looked like they were plastic with the numbers painted on, not even raised or anything.

[2GOLD 0]

"Imagine being swept away to magical...DELAWARE!"

"......"

"......"

"...uhh hi, I'm in...Delaware."

 

 

My home state will never live that joke down. Sadly, it's accurate. Or at least it used to be! Now Delaware has.....the beach....and.....well, the beach.

 

Ok, so it's still true. DAMN YOU WAYNE!

It's funny, I saw a car from Delaware in the parking lot of the store I work at the other day and I guess it's fitting that the liscense plates are the cheapest looking ones I've ever seen. They looked like they were plastic with the numbers painted on, not even raised or anything.

 

Hey! We spend our money on important things like....Slower Lower Delaware t-shirts!

 

God, my state is sad.

 

At least we have no sales tax.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I just opened my mouth, and out it came.

[treble 0]

This Man Has No Penis -->

[The Metal Maniac 0]

Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he'd put on the dress and play a girl bunny?

 

We fear change.

 

*WHAMWHAMWHAMWHAMWHAMWHAM*

[yankovic fan 0]

"Imagine being swept away to magical...DELAWARE!"

"......"

"......"

"...uhh hi, I'm in...Delaware."

 

 

My home state will never live that joke down. Sadly, it's accurate. Or at least it used to be! Now Delaware has.....the beach....and.....well, the beach.

 

Ok, so it's still true. DAMN YOU WAYNE!

Well the Delaware Blue Hens won the football championship in division I-AA.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I've seen it probably about 30 times. I hadn't seen it in a long time (between when I was 12 and 18 or so), and when I watched it at 18 it was WAY funnier. I haven't popped it in in about a year. I should do that sometime this weekend.

[The Metal Maniac 0]

I think that tends to happen to a lot of people - they watch the movie when they're young, and think it's funny.

 

Then, years later, they watch it and actually GET the jokes. Then they think it's funnier.

 

I almost lost it the first time I got "Uh, excuse me, I believe I ordered the hand job."

[The Czech Republic 0]

"I'll have the cream of Sum Yun Gai."

[treble 0]

Like I said earlier, MuchMoreMusic plays this movie every few months and it's on this weekend, so I'll have something to watch.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Then, years later, they watch it and actually GET the jokes. Then they think it's funnier.

Personally, I think the ultimate movie like this is Ghostbusters. I'm 3, and I'm amazed by the special effects and the slapstick stuff. I'm 18, and I'm choking on my pizza because of all of the innuendo's Venkman spouts off, and Murray's excellent delivery. That, and I finally understood Stantz's dream sequence in the middle of the film after having not seen it for years.

[Aero 0]

I've seen the first one many times, but I've seen the second one way too many times to count. Both of them are some of my favorites of all time. I like the second slightly more than the first.

 

Bobby: Yeah, who else? (is going to be at WayneStock)

Wayne: Uh... an old man fashioning a kayak out of log...

Bobby: What?

Wayne: No!

 

Handsome Dan (from inside the other room): Let me get my headset off and I'll be right out."

Wayne & Garth walk up to the door and out walks a handsome guy (Ted McGinley)

Wayne: Hi, Handsome Dan, it's great to me ya!

Handsome Guy: I'm not Handsome Dan.

He slaps Wayne with the newspaper. Out walks some hideous guy in a windbreaker, the real Handsome Dan.

Handsome Dan: Hi! Hey!

Wayne & Garth: Hi.... Handsome..... Dan...

Later, after the radio interview...

Handsome Dan: It's 10 past the hour, isn't that right Mr. Scream?

Mr. Scream (Ted McGinley): HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA!

Handsome Dan: Really great stuff. I think it's getting people really cranked.

[Hoff 0]

From 2:

 

Garth: Hey, Bobby. A sphincter says what?

(Bobby glares at Garth)

Garth: I said...a sphincter says...what?

Bobby: You want me to say what, like I don't get it.

(Wayne and Garth back off)

Wayne: Oh, geez, oh dear, last guy didn't get.

Bobby (thinly): What. (smiles)

Wayne: Last guy didn't get. You, you big, and we small. So, we go.

Cassandra: Where are you going?

Wayne and Garth: ENGLAND!

 

Oh, to answer the question, I'd say between 10 and 15 times.

 

Garth has some of my favorite lines:

 

Russell: Benjamin is my friend.

Garth: Benjamin is no one's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

 

(Garth's dog enters his room and barks)

Garth: What's that, girl? Aliens have kidnapped Wayne?

(The dog barks again)

Garth: Oh, Wayne's outside.

[Dark Age 0]

WAY too many times. I lose it on the stupidest parts.

 

- Wayne spots Phil, stoned out of his mind -

 

They drag him into the car.

 

Garth: Phil, ugh, if you're gonna spew (pulls out paper cup), spew into this! (pulls the funniest grin I have EVER seen).

 

OUTSTANDING.