I almost had sex with a fat chick last night.

[Guest Vitamin X]

And it only took a 6-pack of Corona, an Ultimate Lynchburg Lemonade from Friday's (not bad though, for one of those overpriced specialty drinks), and a glass of JD and Coke. How much is too much alcohol before one lowers their standards so low?

 

Discuss.

[Guest Nanks]

My standards were drastically lowered one week ago when I drank 15 tequila slammers and 8 coronas. Fortunately I was still drunk in the morning so I was able to get some morning action before sobering up and calling a taxi to get her out of my house.

[Guest croweater]

alcohol + involentary abstinance = very low standards

[Slayer 0]

I'd've hit it

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

It's great fun.

[Guest T®ITEC]

'Cause, you know, if she weighs over 100 lbs you would have suffocated underneath all her lard. Good job, cocksucker.

[Guest Vitamin X]

She was actually closer to 250 or so (and about 5'5"). I'm not one much for the anorexic types, but there are fewer things I can stand than obesity. Bad part is I actually like her a person, but can't be physically attracted to her at all.

 

Oh well.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I like to stay out of the heavyweight division...

[the max 0]

I've learned my lesson and am stepping down a few weight classes myself.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Nothing wrong with fucking fat girls depending on how many pounds we're talking about.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I've learned my lesson and am stepping down a few weight classes myself.

Bring it down to a welterweight...maybe a middle.

[the max 0]

I'm in the middleclass with my girlfriend now.

 

I can't go any lower than that.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I don't understand any of these terms.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

If I can't throw a girl, I won't date her. It's worked for me so far.

[Guest HungryJack]

I've learned my lesson and am stepping down a few weight classes myself.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

THAT was vicious. Well done man.

[Red Baron 0]

Were you speeding, or did the sheriff see you swerving in the lane

[Guest Quik]

Key words is "almost". Thank God you didn't have food sex with her. Y'know, when you feed her a ham or turkey leg while you fuck her. That's just icky.

[Guest Shoes Head]

Y'know, when you feed her a ham or turkey leg while you fuck her.

::masturbates::

[razazteca 0]

When was the last time you had sex? If you had to think about it then it was too long ago.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Nothing wrong with fucking fat girls depending on how many pounds we're talking about.

It also depends on where the fat is located. I can maybe understand havign a bit of chub around the waist area (considering I also have a bit of a gut and it's hypocritical of me), since it's difficult to get rid of, as long as it doesn't overshadow the breasteses. I don't mind it too much in the leg area also, as long as it's not cellulitety (that even a word?), but I absolutely positively cannot stand one major problem area with this girl, and that was the upper arm had that obese girl thing going where the fat bulges and folds out over the elbow. This was especially evident once she laid down and moved her arm up, I was honestly grossed out.

 

It amazes me how people can let themselves go like that and not do anything about it.

[Slayer 0]

If I can't throw a girl, I won't date her.

So you're a pedo...?

[Guest Anticrombie]

...or physically abusive to women?

[IllustriousOne 0]

I've learned my lesson and am stepping down a few weight classes myself.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

THAT was vicious. Well done man.

I find it terribly ironic that we called this months ago.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

 

That was an award-winning mean spirited comment. Well fucking done.

[IllustriousOne 0]

You know you did yourself well win you get the fucking FIFA cup and you're not even playing soccer.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

But was the oral good?

 

Oh, and why didn't you seal the deal, X?...

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

You know you did yourself well win you get the fucking FIFA cup and you're not even playing soccer.

That represents the kicking someone on the ground aspect. I like it.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I've learned my lesson and am stepping down a few weight classes myself.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

THAT was vicious. Well done man.

I find it terribly ironic that we called this months ago.

Someone care to explain this? I don't get it.

 

Oh, and why didn't you seal the deal, X?...

 

I passed out in a disinterested manner. When I woke up, I felt my side being crushed by the behemoth laying next to me. It was one of the most cliche'd moments of my life.

[Bruiser Chong 0]

I'm lost, too, and considering the parties involved, I probably should know what the hell's going on. I'll take a stab in the dark and say it has something to do with the erstwhile Stardust.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

I second that assumption...