Kinetic 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 I have all the answers. And in the event that I don't have the answer, I'll make one up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 With each passing day, I find that I have less and less money than I had the day before and so on, even though I'm not spending it. My question to you is: Are you stealing my money? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 How did you find the time to post regularly again? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 Can you float some of Max's money my way? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 With each passing day, I find that I have less and less money than I had the day before and so on, even though I'm not spending it. My question to you is: Are you stealing my money? I wish! No, the truth is that, like millions of other Americans, you've become the victim of identity theft. As we speak, a teenage girl of ill repute is spending your hard-earned money on frivolous items such as prom dresses, cases upon cases of malt liquor, and above-ground swimming pools. Your only recourse is to track her down immediately. Fortunately, I have an advanced degree in the ology of finding stuff, so I'll be able to help you. I'll just need your name, telephone number, date of birth, Social Security number, and a bank statement indicating the amount of money that you have. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 How did you find the time to post regularly again? The great flood of 2004 here in Asheville had me out of work for a few days. When I ran out of productive and fulfilling things to do, I decided to do this. My irregular posting should resume tomorrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 OK, I'll give it to you but only if you promise to help me get in on that ology. I have some people I'd love to scam. I'll start with the teenage hussies stealing my shit to buy dresses and liquor. That I can deal with, but it's with the above-ground swimming pools that I draw the line. Those tramps. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 Can you float some of Max's money my way? No. Only Max can do that. And, just between the two of us, he seems like a bit of a prick, so I wouldn't count on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 OK, I'll give it to you but only if you promise to help me get in on that ology. I have some people I'd love to scam. I'll start with the teenage hussies stealing my shit to buy dresses and liquor. That I can deal with, but it's with the above-ground swimming pools that I draw the line. Those tramps. They're splish-splashing in your checking account as we speak. Marco Polo, indeed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 I'm done with banks now. I'm putting all my money in a shoebox, like Joe Garrelli. Nobody'll stop me now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted September 15, 2004 Why does God hurt those he loves? I'm really counting on an answer here, Kinetic. My life depends on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 Will you keep posting? It seems like the more you do.. the less Inc does. And well... that benefits us all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 Why'd the bullets have to go through that door? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 (edited) Why is Duckman so underrated as a show? And what is your opinion on the greatness that is Freddy Mercury and Queen? Edited September 15, 2004 by MrRant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiny norman 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 And what is your opinion on the greatness that Freddy Mercury and Queen? What word was missing from this sentence? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 What word? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLAGIARISM! 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 Sparks were good, right? No one seems to know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted September 15, 2004 What did you think of my questions thread? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest subliminal_animal Report post Posted September 15, 2004 I thought it was okay. I'll get back to your question that you had for me in your questions thread, too. It will be just like I told, swear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cran Da Maniac 0 Report post Posted September 16, 2004 Why didn't you subtitle this thread with "Electic Bugaloo"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shooting Star 0 Report post Posted September 16, 2004 Why am i so sexy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCMaximo 0 Report post Posted September 16, 2004 When will we get our answers? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nanks Report post Posted September 17, 2004 Is Max' sig making the board run slow for anyone else?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
