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Hey, where'd I put my keys?

  

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  1. 1. Hey, where'd I put my keys?

    • On the floor
      0
    • In my pocket
      4
    • On the desk
      4
    • Under the bedsheets
      1
    • Next to my toothbrush and toothpaste
      4
    • In the keyhole
      4
    • Behind the television
      0
    • On the windowsill
      4
    • Other
      11


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Oh, hi. I want to go downstairs to have breakfast and maybe to class but I gotta get my keys so that I can lock the door while I'm out. But I can't find my keys. Where did I put them? Try and guess. I still am. I'll let you know where they were when I eventually find them.

 

By the way, these are all places I've misplaced my keys before finding them in the past.

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Guest Nanks

The pocket of the pants you wore last night. Or the floor wherever you tossed your pants when you got home.

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Other: The guy that bumped into you the day you lost your keys picked your pocket and is now twirling your keys in his hand while he and his less than upstanding friends case your house.

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Guest MikeSC

It's the one place you haven't checked. Check in some old woman's crotch. I doubt you checked there yet.

-=Mike

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Guest subliminal_animal

There's a poster reading this called LatinAssasin, who spelled his own name wrong.

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Guest Smues

If you hadn't found them I was going to say check your front shirt pocket. That's where a former boss of mine found hers, after wandering around the kitchen for TWO HOURS freaked out that she'd lost them.

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