Hey, where'd I put my keys?

[The Czech Republic 0]

Oh, hi. I want to go downstairs to have breakfast and maybe to class but I gotta get my keys so that I can lock the door while I'm out. But I can't find my keys. Where did I put them? Try and guess. I still am. I'll let you know where they were when I eventually find them.

 

By the way, these are all places I've misplaced my keys before finding them in the past.

[Guest Nanks]

The pocket of the pants you wore last night. Or the floor wherever you tossed your pants when you got home.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Try up your stupid ass, suburbanite door locker.

[Highland 0]

Other: The guy that bumped into you the day you lost your keys picked your pocket and is now twirling your keys in his hand while he and his less than upstanding friends case your house.

[nl5xsk1 0]

Other: La Parka

[Red Baron 0]

In the couch

[Murmuring Beast 0]

They are in last night's jeans. That's where I found them...

 

 

....oh KEYS

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Check the windowsill!

[Guest MikeSC]

It's the one place you haven't checked. Check in some old woman's crotch. I doubt you checked there yet.

-=Mike

[The Czech Republic 0]

They were in a book. I was using them as a bookmark.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Try up your stupid ass, suburbanite door locker.

I thought we were friends.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

There's a poster reading this called LatinAssasin, who spelled his own name wrong.

[LatinAssasin 0]

Yes I know. I misspelled it about 6 years ago, and ever since, i've been misspelling it to keep it consistent. This way I know I'm the only LatinAssasin.

[razazteca 0]

Trash can. Bonus points if you know which SNL skit it is from.

[Guest Smues]

If you hadn't found them I was going to say check your front shirt pocket. That's where a former boss of mine found hers, after wandering around the kitchen for TWO HOURS freaked out that she'd lost them.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Look in the graveyard and dig infront of the man holding an axe.

 

.... I've been playing way too much Fable.

[Guest curry_man2002]

repo man just re possessd your keys dude

[Tawren 0]

They're in the last place you look.