The OAO "Thank GOD the Diva Search is over Thread"

[Guest TheLastBoyscout]

Flair was just a formula worker who had Race and Steamboat to give him great matches.

 

Flair leaves Evolution!

Then how did he have great matcvhes with guys like Kerry Von Erich and **** 1/2 classics with Ricky Morton? Did he get carried in EVERY MATCH?

 

Nope.

[Guest Mickey Al]

Cause he had a good formula that worked.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

How can a wrestling fan degenerate?

uhmm.... suck it?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Why am I reminded of Luke trying to turn Vader back to the light side?

...Flair with a lightsaber is a scary image.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

Cause he had a good formula that worked.

Exactly.

 

Bret Hart said "if you've seen one Flair match, you've seen them all" or something to that effect.

 

Well yeah - and they're damn entertaining.

[Ted the Poster 0]

Why am I reminded of Luke trying to turn Vader back to the light side?

...Flair with a lightsaber is a scary image.

So is Orton with a robotic hand.

[Guest CronoT]

Why am I reminded of Luke trying to turn Vader back to the light side?

...Flair with a lightsaber is a scary image.

*tries to imagine a Jedi strutting around and saying "WHOOOOO!"*

 

Ow, I think my brain just broke.

[Guest TheLastBoyscout]

Cause he had a good formula that worked.

How is that different from every top guy? Every top guy has a forumla that works.

 

Plus, he's far more versatile then you seem to think. The matches with Steamboat were radically different from the matches with Funk, that were different from the matches with Luger, which were different from the series with Windham, which were different from the Race matches...

 

Face it, Flair was THE MAN.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Why am I reminded of Luke trying to turn Vader back to the light side?

...Flair with a lightsaber is a scary image.

TO BE THE JEDI... WOOOO, YOU'VE GOTTA BEAT THE JEDI!

 

*Flair does the kneedrop onto the ground and to his nearby lightsaber*

 

WOOOOOO...OWWWW, MY FUCKING LEG! WHERE'D IT GO?!

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

God Jericho and HBK really fucked up the end of that one last week by staring/waiting for X to interfere...

[Guest fanofcoils]

Wow everyone on their feet for HBK for his entrance (unlike an Orton entrance).

[Guest TheLastBoyscout]

Cause he had a good formula that worked.

Exactly.

 

Bret Hart said "if you've seen one Flair match, you've seen them all" or something to that effect.

 

Well yeah - and they're damn entertaining.

Yeah, and Bret Hart didn't have a formula...

 

Well, except for the same "Face starts hot, heel takes over, face makes comeback" thing he did EVERY MATCH for like 5 YEARS.

[DMann2003 0]

Why am I reminded of Luke trying to turn Vader back to the light side?

...Flair with a lightsaber is a scary image.

"RANDY....WHOOOOOO....BY GOD.....ORTON.....I...AM YOUR FATHER...WHOOOO!"

[Ted the Poster 0]

Why am I reminded of Luke trying to turn Vader back to the light side?

...Flair with a lightsaber is a scary image.

TO BE THE JEDI... WOOOO, YOU'VE GOTTA BEAT THE JEDI!

 

*Flair does the kneedrop onto the ground and to his nearby lightsaber*

 

WOOOOOO...OWWWW, MY FUCKING LEG! WHERE'D IT GO?!

Then he uses alcohol to numb the pain.

 

 

... and uses the Force to heal his leg.

[Exslade ZX 0]

Heh...I love how they have these '10:00 main events' (est)

[The Mandarin 0]

3 on 3 tag.

 

HBK, Jericho and the power of Christ vs. Christian, Tomko and Tomko's goatee.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

I hope they follow Flair backstage and he, say, runs into Triple H, who says "orton's lying, blah blah...don't listen to him...here, you can even carry the belt tonight" and Flair spits on him.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

God Jericho and HBK really fucked up the end of that one last week by staring/waiting for X to interfere...

Jericho actually brought his head up and looked over for him.

 

While he was supposed to be down for the 3-count.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I thought that this was the main event?

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

JESUS CHRIST, that haircut sucks!

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

You know the guy from Pulp Fiction who helps Travolta stab Uma Thurman in the heart?

 

That's who Jericho looks like with that shitty haircut.

 

Tomko's pissed Snitsky has his "angry man in black tights" gimmick over in 1 week.

[Ted the Poster 0]

"charisma bypass"

 

That's low.

[razazteca 0]

Why am I reminded of Luke trying to turn Vader back to the light side?

...Flair with a lightsaber is a scary image.

TO BE THE JEDI... WOOOO, YOU'VE GOTTA BEAT THE JEDI!

 

*Flair does the kneedrop onto the ground and to his nearby lightsaber*

 

WOOOOOO...OWWWW, MY FUCKING LEG! WHERE'D IT GO?!

Use the WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO young pandiwan. hm the cheap pop gets the crowd on your side, yes this is true.

[DMann2003 0]

3 on 3 tag.

 

HBK, Jericho and the power of Christ vs. Christian, Tomko and Tomko's goatee.

Wouldn't the fact that HBK & Jericho are against Christin make them Anti-Christian?

[Exslade ZX 0]

Wow everyone on their feet for HBK for his entrance (unlike an Orton entrance).

Yes...odd considering HBK's been wrestling for like 15 fucking years, probaly more, maybe less I dunno..and just happened to at one time be the TOP guy the WWF had...and he's a face.

 

God forbid he's over.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Man... it's Y2-Double J with that hair

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

GreatWhiteNope, HBK was guilty too, staring outside the ring (for XTian) before the pin.

[Guest Mickey Al]

Lance? Nah

 

Jericho looked like Jindrak from the side.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Man... it's Y2-Double J with that hair

I was thinking the same thing..weird.

[JoeDirt 0]

I thought that Orton/Flair segment was fucking phenomenal.