Most Embarrasing thing To Happen to Someone Else

[Guest Banders Kennany]

Tell us about (1) the most embarrasing thing that ever happen to you, (2) the most embarrasing thing you ever saw happen to someone else, AND (3) the most embarrasing thing you ever only HEARD happened to someone else.

 

Just what it says and you know who's the best (kidding kidding). This should be a good one, so don't say Uncle Banders never did nothing for ya. Going to the bank.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

For me it was reading this thread.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry, I'm just drawing a blank on this one. I'll come back later...

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Oh, that razor sharp wit of yours never gets old.

 

Never.

 

In fact, re-post that message again.

 

UYI

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

For me it was reading this thread.

 

*edited for brevity*

 

Sorry, I'm just drawing a blank on this one. I'll come back later.

 

Well, I think I just answered one of BK's questions...

[k thx 0]

1) I've shut out all my bad memories. Plus I am impeccably cool.

 

2) Eat a live snail off a pub wall

 

3) Caught having a wank by housemate.

[Prime Time Andrew Doyle 0]

1) Getting pulled of the stage at a school lunchtime concert

 

2)Seeing my mum help get my brothers arm unstuck from the side of his bed. He was reching for a porno. She needed to use Vaseline to get his arm out

 

3) My dad was in hospital a couple of months ago and he used my brothers sports bag. Me and my brother never saw visted him, but mum did a fair bit. The day he came back, my brother had sports training and needed the bag, so dad quickly emptied it and gave it to him. So he left, and when he was on the train, he reached into the side part of the bag, but he discovered an open box of condoms with the used ones left in there. This all happened when he was on the train, and he got rid of them as soon as th train pulled into the station, so Im not sure if he was telling the truth

[Lightning Flik 0]

Most Embaressing For Me Is:

 

Stairs In My Home + Me = I hit the ground hard.

 

I can't walk up any stairs in my own house. Doesn't matter where I live, I always seem to end up crashing to the ground while climbing them. I mean, it's just stupid. Perfect example was this past Wednesday, I rolled my fucking ankle while at the top of the flight of stairs at my house. I wasn't fucking running or tripped on something, I just somehow stepped in such a way that I rolled my ankle (like stepped with my foot bent in such a way that when you put it down, you'll obviously roll your ankle) and of course I pulled everything in my right leg as well. I mean, how lame. I can't even walk fucking properly up a flight of stairs at home. Weird enough, it's just at fucking home.

 

If it wasn't just at home, I'd swear it's a defect in my brain or something. Because it's specific, I'm assuming I'm just an absolutely pathetic individual who is fucking slacking off on walking up a flight of stairs.

 

...sighs...

[Anorak 0]

There was a special kid at school who pissed himself sometimes, he did it on a school trip once in front of nearly everybody (the worst 'lets point and laugh' moment i've seen someone have) and that he was given a shower and a scrub one time by a special teacher. I think most of us wince for kids like that when its obvious they would be better off not being at a mainstream school. He called for one of my friends once apparantly, he washed his doorbell afterwards.

 

I heard a teacher caught somebody recieving a blowjob in the school toilets. Must have been an awkward one. I nipped upstairs for a piss at my mates house once and bumped into his completely naked mum.

 

Seeing as I must have missed a 'stupid things you've done' thread I once fell off a ladder because I didn't set it up properly. Doesn't sound that bad? The fact I was only going up the loft to get some old comics to read because I was bored and I crashed right through the middle of a glass bathroom doormade it worse. Pretty hardcore experience for somebody who's walked straight into a door and fainted before because he got a little blood blister on his finger.

[Guest T®ITEC]

Uh. When I was three, I put a small dog in the freezer. That dog had it coming.

[NoCalMike 0]

For me personally, getting pulled out of my car at gunpoint by police, and being told to get on my knees, lie on my stomach, and shimmy backwards towards the patrol cars.......all over some stupid mix up.

[MrRant 0]

Next time cut your hair hippy.

[NoCalMike 0]

Next time cut your hair hippy.

my hair wasn't long at the time.......

 

Oh and what really made the situation was embarrasing was that it took place in a Denny's parking lot, so you could imagine how everyone looked on in amazement, and I SHIT YOU NOT, we even had one of those, "excuse me officer, what did these boys do, you can't do that to them, what did they do, stop harassing them" cheerleader ladies off to the side. It was legit hilarious. After we were uncuffed and set free, we said "fuck it" and went into Denny's anyway.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

How embarassing.

 

You went to Denny's.

 

Anyway, I got some answers to this poll.

 

1) I make an ass out of myself just about everyday and I don't feel embarassed about it, but perhaps I could have handled myself better the one time I wished cancer on this teen-age punk bagboy at a grocery store. I said the story before here so I'm not going to bother telling it again.

 

2) While on the grocery store circuit, a few months ago I was in this checkout line and the old fat bitch cut off this other lady who was waiting behind me before her. I brought this to her attention and she said it was none of my business and I went off on her like I have rarely done before on a stupid person. When I was done everyone in the that part of the store pretty much laughed at her. Fucking bitch, I hope she's dead by now.

 

3) I heard a story by a buddy of mine that knew that chick who, while in high school, gave her boyfriend a hummer in his car, and then in homeroom someone noticed that she had spooge in her hair -- if memory serves she transferred to another school shortly thereafter...