The OAO CM Funk Tells you to Do Something Thread

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Here's how it works: I'll ask you to do a task that somehow relates to wrestling. Like how I gave you requirements to "build-a-card", you gave me your answers. Some days I'll ask you to be more creative than others, like one day asking "What is your favourite Kane match and why?" and then following it up the next day with "Build a wrestling DVD set that you would take with you to a desert island." Consider it like a summer activity booklet. Almost everything I'll ask you to do is pretty much mindless, and I'll provide an example as well.

 

Today, Oct. 8

Take a comic strip and give the dialogue to a wrestling scenario. You can change names, but no dialogue. Here is a good place for comics.

 

My example:

Planet Stasiak: "My doctor's retarded. I don't have a brain tumor. -- Say.. if it isn't my old nemesis, a truck!"

 

*Stasiak gives chase*

 

"FAPPO!"

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

 

"So these computer experts demonstrated how a trained chimp could hack the WWE writing team."

 

"Makes you wonder if we shouldn't just stick with something simple and reviewable like talented writers."

 

"Then again, having some monkey elected head of WWE creative might be kinda funny."

"We could do worse."

 

(didn't exactly stay true to the rules, but I couldn't pass it up)

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Today, Oct. 9

Make either an acrostic poem about a gaijin, past or present. You can just do their first or last name if you want.

 

Acromegaly sufferer

Nicknamed the "Gentle Giant"

Died in 1993

René Roussimoff are his middle and last names

Eighth Wonder of the World

 

The Giant's "Daddy"

Has a posse

Ellerbe, North Carolina is where he eventually lived

 

Grenoble, France native

Inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame

Awarded the 1993 PWI Editor award

Not a fan of being sober

Tim White's old drinking buddy

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*sigh*

Today, Oct. 10

Say something Kevin Nash would say during sex.

 

"Hold on, I'm blown up. Time for a resthold."

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*sigh*

Today, Oct. 10

Say something Kevin Nash would say during sex.

 

"Hold on, I'm blown up. Time for a resthold."

"Don't expect me to do the "return job" to you."

[Guest DeadBoy1]

*scream of pain, as he tears his quad*

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"Say hello to my 'vanilla midget'."

[Copper Feel 0]

i dont feel like laying down for you. big daddy cool prefers to stay on top.

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"You know, you should really use Natural Essences honey."

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"Hey Scott...It's Kev. You'll never believe this..."

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Today, Oct. 11

Replace the cast of a Quentin Tarantino movie with wrestlers who you think are most like them.

 

Mr. White- Harley Race (the old wise vet)

Mr. Blonde- Batista (not a big talker, but vicious. Also styling.)

Mr. Pink- Christian (creepy little bastard)

Mr. Blue- Jake Roberts (they both look like crack fiends)

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Yesterday, Oct. 12

Don't reply to the last post.

 

You all did very well on that one, so--

 

Today, Oct. 13

Inflate WWE-related numbers. Just like Vince!

182,000 people attended 2002's Fan Axxess.

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270,000 fans packed the Silverdome to see Hogan slam the 2,673 pound Andre the Giant!

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Weighing in at 235 pounds..."The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels!

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8.2 million peopled tuned in for RAW's Main Event last night

[Guest Evolution]

Thanks to a giant write-in campaign, Randy Orton has received 52,548,918 votes and has been elected President of the United States.

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Smackdown scored a 20.4 rating, winning it's timeslot and beating NBC's Must See TV line-up!

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Today, Oct. 14

Tell me just HOW did Jamie Knoble get an infected ass cheek?

He took a ride on Jim Duggan's dildo blender.

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He tried feeding his ass, but it turned out that the ass was alergic to pork.

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Heidenreich gave him the Michael Cole treatment.

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Patterson gave him a push

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Sylvain Grenier picked him up at the bar by asking "Can I push in your stool?"

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Today, Oct. 15

Name a match with a stipulation that you'd like to see. BUT-- you can't use a letter twice. "Versus" or "against" or the word you use to connect the two names doesn't count. No numbers.

 

Fecal Rut- Sid vs. Who

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Today, Oct. 16

Since Triple H is the supposed locker room "leader", what does that give him the rights to?

Name Jay Reso's first-born child.

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Today, Oct. 16

 

Apparently, time travel & the ability to take over your TSM account.

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Today, Oct. 16

Since Triple H is the supposed locker room "leader", what does that give him the rights to?

Name Jay Reso's first-born child.

The ability to tell Hurricane and Simon Dean that manga is better than American comics.