The Mandarin Posted October 8, 2004 Report Posted October 8, 2004 Here's how it works: I'll ask you to do a task that somehow relates to wrestling. Like how I gave you requirements to "build-a-card", you gave me your answers. Some days I'll ask you to be more creative than others, like one day asking "What is your favourite Kane match and why?" and then following it up the next day with "Build a wrestling DVD set that you would take with you to a desert island." Consider it like a summer activity booklet. Almost everything I'll ask you to do is pretty much mindless, and I'll provide an example as well. Today, Oct. 8 Take a comic strip and give the dialogue to a wrestling scenario. You can change names, but no dialogue. Here is a good place for comics. My example: Planet Stasiak: "My doctor's retarded. I don't have a brain tumor. -- Say.. if it isn't my old nemesis, a truck!" *Stasiak gives chase* "FAPPO!"
Spaceman Spiff Posted October 8, 2004 Report Posted October 8, 2004 "So these computer experts demonstrated how a trained chimp could hack the WWE writing team." "Makes you wonder if we shouldn't just stick with something simple and reviewable like talented writers." "Then again, having some monkey elected head of WWE creative might be kinda funny." "We could do worse." (didn't exactly stay true to the rules, but I couldn't pass it up)
The Mandarin Posted October 9, 2004 Author Report Posted October 9, 2004 Today, Oct. 9 Make either an acrostic poem about a gaijin, past or present. You can just do their first or last name if you want. Acromegaly sufferer Nicknamed the "Gentle Giant" Died in 1993 René Roussimoff are his middle and last names Eighth Wonder of the World The Giant's "Daddy" Has a posse Ellerbe, North Carolina is where he eventually lived Grenoble, France native Inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame Awarded the 1993 PWI Editor award Not a fan of being sober Tim White's old drinking buddy
The Mandarin Posted October 10, 2004 Author Report Posted October 10, 2004 *sigh* Today, Oct. 10 Say something Kevin Nash would say during sex. "Hold on, I'm blown up. Time for a resthold."
JoeDirt Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 *sigh* Today, Oct. 10 Say something Kevin Nash would say during sex. "Hold on, I'm blown up. Time for a resthold." "Don't expect me to do the "return job" to you."
Guest DeadBoy1 Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 *scream of pain, as he tears his quad*
Spaceman Spiff Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 "Say hello to my 'vanilla midget'."
Copper Feel Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 i dont feel like laying down for you. big daddy cool prefers to stay on top.
King Cucaracha Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 "You know, you should really use Natural Essences honey."
Steviekick Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 "Hey Scott...It's Kev. You'll never believe this..."
The Mandarin Posted October 11, 2004 Author Report Posted October 11, 2004 Today, Oct. 11 Replace the cast of a Quentin Tarantino movie with wrestlers who you think are most like them. Mr. White- Harley Race (the old wise vet) Mr. Blonde- Batista (not a big talker, but vicious. Also styling.) Mr. Pink- Christian (creepy little bastard) Mr. Blue- Jake Roberts (they both look like crack fiends)
The Mandarin Posted October 12, 2004 Author Report Posted October 12, 2004 Yesterday, Oct. 12 Don't reply to the last post. You all did very well on that one, so-- Today, Oct. 13 Inflate WWE-related numbers. Just like Vince! 182,000 people attended 2002's Fan Axxess.
Spaceman Spiff Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 270,000 fans packed the Silverdome to see Hogan slam the 2,673 pound Andre the Giant!
JoeDirt Posted October 13, 2004 Report Posted October 13, 2004 Weighing in at 235 pounds..."The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels!
The Niggardly King Posted October 13, 2004 Report Posted October 13, 2004 8.2 million peopled tuned in for RAW's Main Event last night
Guest Evolution Posted October 13, 2004 Report Posted October 13, 2004 Thanks to a giant write-in campaign, Randy Orton has received 52,548,918 votes and has been elected President of the United States.
SamoaRowe Posted October 13, 2004 Report Posted October 13, 2004 Smackdown scored a 20.4 rating, winning it's timeslot and beating NBC's Must See TV line-up!
The Mandarin Posted October 14, 2004 Author Report Posted October 14, 2004 Today, Oct. 14 Tell me just HOW did Jamie Knoble get an infected ass cheek? He took a ride on Jim Duggan's dildo blender.
Steviekick Posted October 14, 2004 Report Posted October 14, 2004 He tried feeding his ass, but it turned out that the ass was alergic to pork.
SamoaRowe Posted October 14, 2004 Report Posted October 14, 2004 Heidenreich gave him the Michael Cole treatment.
JoeDirt Posted October 14, 2004 Report Posted October 14, 2004 Sylvain Grenier picked him up at the bar by asking "Can I push in your stool?"
The Mandarin Posted October 15, 2004 Author Report Posted October 15, 2004 Today, Oct. 15 Name a match with a stipulation that you'd like to see. BUT-- you can't use a letter twice. "Versus" or "against" or the word you use to connect the two names doesn't count. No numbers. Fecal Rut- Sid vs. Who
The Mandarin Posted October 16, 2004 Author Report Posted October 16, 2004 Today, Oct. 16 Since Triple H is the supposed locker room "leader", what does that give him the rights to? Name Jay Reso's first-born child.
Spaceman Spiff Posted October 16, 2004 Report Posted October 16, 2004 Today, Oct. 16 Apparently, time travel & the ability to take over your TSM account.
Steviekick Posted October 17, 2004 Report Posted October 17, 2004 Today, Oct. 16 Since Triple H is the supposed locker room "leader", what does that give him the rights to? Name Jay Reso's first-born child. The ability to tell Hurricane and Simon Dean that manga is better than American comics.
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