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Your Predictions for Taboo Tuesday

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The thread is unlike other 'prediction' threads because it's not all done. The fact that you don't know what the matches are makes the options for predictions much harder, but I'll try my best.

 

Eugene Dinsmore vs. Eric Bishoff

Predicted Stipulation: Hair vs. Hair

Predicted Winner: Bishoff

Eugene takes dominence, but something stupid probably happens and Bishoff wins, possibly by DQ.

 

Mr. Sensible, Randy Orton vs. Ric Flair

Predicted Stipulation: Steel Cage

Predicted Winner: Flair

Seriously, Flair must win. He can't lose to Orton, or else Hell has frozen over. Give Flair something to go out on, so I don't have to see him do his "Walk around a bit, then fall down" routine.

 

Christy Hemme vs. Carmella "Charisma" Canscere

Predicted Stipulation: Don't friggen care.

Predicted winner: Hemme

I'll kill myself if Carmella wins. For reals.

 

Kane vs. Snitsky, MD

Predicted Stipulation: Lead Pipes, Baby!

Predicted Winner: Snitsky

I know no one wants to see this, but hey, weapons! And you know what Snitsky would say if it sucked:

 

"IT'S...NOT...MY...FAULT!"

 

Women's Battle Roy-Al: Stratus vs. Kim vs. Vicky vs. Holly vs. Mrs. Jared Hawkins

Predicted Dress: Whichever one gives the fans the biggest hard-on.

Predicted Winner: Keibler

Seriosly, folks, she wouldn't get the biggest push for nothing, now would she?

 

Y2J+4 vs. THE WORLD~!

Predicted Challenger: Christian

Predicted Winner: Jericho

Come one, you saw this coming a mile away! Chris and Christian's feud will never die, unless one of them does.

 

HHH vs. Someone Else

Predicted Challenger: Chris Benoit

Predicted Winner: (Wait for it)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BENOIT!

Don't ask me why this happens, but he's not lost to ol' Trips before, and he's not starting now.

 

And there'lly probably be some sort of Tag-Team match, but LA RESISTANCE~! will probably win it.

 

That's my 2 cents.

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Christy Hemme vs. Carmella "Charisma" Canscere

Predicted Stipulation: Don't friggen care.

Predicted winner: Hemme

I'll kill myself if Carmella wins. For reals.

They have last names?

Predicted Stip: Bikini mud wrestling......the one who gets nekkid loses.

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Guest Salacious Crumb

Prediction:

 

This show will kick off another 5 month HBK/HHH feud.

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I predict that at the end of the Kane vs. Snitsky match, win or lose, Gene Snitsky shall ascend to the heavens, where he will return one day to judge the living and the dead

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Guest Big Daddy V1

Prediction:

 

HBK is going to face HHH, in a match that no one will want to see, but HHH will work hard in it despite no one caring (and HBK being in there)

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Guest CronoT

It will suck, the polls will be rigged, and everyone who paid for it will feel cheated.

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Prediction: Bischoff will lose the match and be forced to be Eugene's servant. It's more humiliating than being forced to wear a dress IMO. ;)

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Guest 2pacallyps

I just hope that the 2 people not picked to be in the main event will have a #1 contender's match because the card looks thin. This would keep Orton away from HHH in the near future, and the match, be it Shawn vs Benoit, Benoit vs Edge, or Edge vs Shawn could be really good. Out of the six matches three of them can not go above ten minutes with the talent or lack there off involved. Carmela vs Christy will probably be less than 5min. Same with Bishoff vs Eugene. Kane vs Snitsky shouldn't go above ten minutes or the crowd will sh*t on it. As it stands right now only HHH vs HBK/Benoit/Edge may be a good match. Orton vs Flair will not break ***. The Jericho match can be good depending on who is chosen to face him.

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Now I know why it's called Taboo Tuesday. After it fails miserably the WWE will consider fan voting, Tuesday PPVs, and every Canadian under 6'2'' "taboo."

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Guest loser

prediction....

 

Tajiri won't be on the show......though i'd love to see Jericho vs Tajiri for the ic title......

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Prediction: In Flair/Orton, there will be chops, backdrops, and whooing. A sleeper hold, a drop kick, and Randy mocking Flair. It will suck, but Flair fans will still love it and say that Flair should have gone over.

You could say the same thing about a Benoit match basically :P...if there is one >_>

 

Prediction: In Benoit's match, there will be chops, more chops, german suplexes and maybe a headbutt. A cutthroat, more chops, and an attempted crossface that probaly won't work. It won't be as great as everyone says it is, but Benoit fans (most smarks) will still love it and say that Benoit should have gone over, as well as Triple H sucks (even if he's not involved in the match).

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Guest Tjhe CyNick

Yeah I think this card will suck, at least as it stands right now.

 

The voting concept doesn't interest me at all because all of the options suck. I dont want to see HHH vs HBK or Benoit. I wouldn't mind seeing HHH-Edge, but A) I dont want to see that match with no build, and B) I would never order a PPV with no guarantee that the match will even take place.

 

I think the only really strong thing on the show will be seeing just how bad the Carmella-Christy match will be.

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Guest PlatinumBoy
prediction....

 

Tajiri won't be on the show......though i'd love to see Jericho vs Tajiri for the ic title......

prediction to the prediction: If somehow they do run Rhyno vs Y2J, Jericho will quite easily beat Tajiri as build up on some RAW before now and Taboo Tuesday.

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Eugene Dinsmore vs. Eric Bishoff

Predicted Stipulation: Hair vs. Hair

Predicted Winner: Eugene

We all know that evil GM's that are bald are just hilarious. Hilarious I say!

 

Randy Orton vs. Ric Flair

Predicted Stipulation: Cage? Sure, why not

Predicted Winner: Orton

There is no way old man Flair should, or will, win.

 

Christy Hemme vs. Carmella "Charisma" Canscere

Predicted Stipulation: Something about bra and panties. Or Bikini.

Predicted winner: Oh who the fuck cares?

Seriously. This will be very, very bad. Worse than Torrie/Stacy because at least they had minimal training. These two don't. Unless it's a shoot fight, heh.

 

Kane vs. Snitsky

Predicted Stipulation: It'd be funny if it wasn't a lead pipe.

Predicted Winner: Kane.

Give the poor guy a win against someone not Matt Hardy, who even got a win on him the previous month anyways.

 

Women's Battle Royal

Is this happening? Must have missed it.

 

Y2J+4 vs. THE WORLD~!

Predicted Challenger: Benjamin. Hopefully anyone but Christian. For the love of god, not him.

Predicted Winner: Jericho

Hopefully this ends up a good match. I do love how Jericho conviently has the IC title so he's not a part of the World Title ballot. Bah, I must be conspiracy crazy.

 

HHH vs. Someone Else

Predicted Challenger: Chris Benoit

Predicted Winner: Triple H.

I guess he'll get his win back. Dammit! I'm going conspiracy bonkers again!

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Prediction for Chrity vs. Carmella

 

As the match goes on, meteroites shall fall form the sky, visions and images form the Marquis de Sade's "120 Days of Sodom" will flash before us, and Cthulhu will awaken to claim the Earth. Meanwhile, Gene Snitsky will say "It Wasn't My Fault!"

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Guest Phenom
Prediction for Chrity vs. Carmella

 

As the match goes on, meteroites shall fall form the sky, visions and images form the Marquis de Sade's "120 Days of Sodom" will flash before us, and Cthulhu will awaken to claim the Earth. Meanwhile, Gene Snitsky will say "It Wasn't My Fault!"

I expected as much from a guy named "Lovecraft".

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If you all actually think Bischoff is losing that match against Eugene, you're fucking crazy.

 

Wait, so you're saying Vince WON'T humilate Bischoff this time?

In fact, Vince will probably decide that ALL stipulations apply, so Bischoff will have to shave his head, wear a dress, and be Eugene's servant.

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