Open the Muggy Gate Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 - Carly Colon (Caribbean Cool) was well liked and respected backstage at Puerto Rico's World Wrestling Council promotion before he signed with WWE. This is an accomplishment when considering that his father owned the promotion. Usually being the son of the owner brings you resentment backstage. The word is that he is very good on the mic, but lacks charisma in the ring. WWE has put Colon in a program with Chavo Guerrero in hopes that Chavo can carry him in the ring. [PWTorch.com] Now this is interesting.... Chavo isn't gonna go after Kidman? They better explain that... I think this could be a pretty good feud if it goes through. Chavo can bring the wrestling. Carltio can bring the mic work. Although Chavo in the U.S. title hunt may seem like a bit of a stretch at the moment...
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 Good to know that Chavo will get blamed and depushed for not turning shit into gold with Colon after this program.
King Cucaracha Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 So...Booker T's turning for no reason to go after JBL and now Chavo is turning for no reason to go after Carlito? Eh. I don't really like it, but it's something fresh for them in terms of card placement.
Lil' Bitch Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 I can't imagine Chavo playing a face again.
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 Maybe they'll reform the MIA and we'll see the return of GI Bro and Lt. Loco. Just to cement how terrible Smackdown is now. Hey maybe London can join too and they can think up some stupid name for him too.
Guest lactose Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 i just hope one day, eddie and chavo will once again be a tag team :[
Guest Scud Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 This past Thursday was the first time I saw Carlito and I changed the channel immediately after I noticed that he looks exactly like Juan Epstein.
SuperJerk Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 This past Thursday was the first time I saw Carlito and I changed the channel immediately after I noticed that he looks exactly like Juan Epstein. "Please excuse my son's lack of talent. -Signed Carlito's mother"
Guest The Decadent Slacker Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 You don't suppose they'd have the foresight to be saving Kidman/Chavo for Mania, do you? We all know the answer, but hell, i'm bored enough to care at the moment.
SuperJerk Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 You don't suppose they'd have the foresight to be saving Kidman/Chavo for Mania, do you? We all know the answer, but hell, i'm bored enough to care at the moment. If they didn't save Orton/HHH for Mania...
ChrisMWaters Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 This past Thursday was the first time I saw Carlito and I changed the channel immediately after I noticed that he looks exactly like Juan Epstein. "Please excuse my son's lack of talent. -Signed Carlito's mother" ...does that mean we'll be getting a Welcome Back Kotter stable of wrestlers on Smackdown soon? ...if Spanky were still around he could have been Horshack.
Guest Anglesault Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 Now this is interesting.... Chavo isn't gonna go after Kidman? They better explain that... They won't. They never explain why a certain guy doesn't get all that upset at the guy who tried to kill him/end his career.
Guest Tjhe CyNick Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 I guess Kidman will be occupied with London, so they need someone else for Chavo to program with. They could always mix the 4 guys, and have a bunch of Chavo/London vs Kidman/CCC matches. They could also have Kidman and Chavo interefre in each others programs and then that sets up the Chavo-Kidman program. At the same time, I can see how they wouldn't go to Kidman-Chavo. Because it wasn't like they played it off that Kidman hurt Chavo on purpose. It was an accident, and then Kidman started being a pussy and cost him and London their tag titles (hence their program). If they wanted to eventually get into Kidman-Chavo they could always have Kidman cut a promo down the line saying he did it on purpose and wanted to end Chavo's career. Then that would kick start a Chavo-Kidman fued. I'm also hoping we get to see Chavo and Eddie team up again. Maybe not as a full time tag team, but more of an alliance. Los Guerreros vs RVD/Rey would be pretty sick.
slimm44 Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 As long as we see the rebirth of Pepe, lol Chavo was awesome when he went crazy in WCW
AndrewTS Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 This past Thursday was the first time I saw Carlito and I changed the channel immediately after I noticed that he looks exactly like Juan Epstein. "Please excuse my son's lack of talent. -Signed Carlito's mother" I beat you to the joke already Y2Jerk--check the SD! thread. I also used "I think he's half Jewish too; I recall him in an interview saying he grew up on matzo ball tacos." Hey, may as well beat the easy jokes to death and save the harder ones for later.
Guest Phenom Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 Maybe they'll reform the MIA and we'll see the return of GI Bro and Lt. Loco. Just to cement how terrible Smackdown is now. Hey maybe London can join too and they can think up some stupid name for him too. Pvt. Dancer?
Conspiracy_Victim Posted October 11, 2004 Report Posted October 11, 2004 Maybe they'll reform the MIA and we'll see the return of GI Bro and Lt. Loco. Just to cement how terrible Smackdown is now. Hey maybe London can join too and they can think up some stupid name for him too. Pvt. Dancer? I thought that would've been Shannon Moore. *imagines the 3 Count dance in camos, cringes, and runs away*
Guest Sylvan Grenier Posted October 11, 2004 Report Posted October 11, 2004 This past Thursday was the first time I saw Carlito and I changed the channel immediately after I noticed that he looks exactly like Juan Epstein. "Please excuse my son's lack of talent. -Signed Carlito's mother" ...does that mean we'll be getting a Welcome Back Kotter stable of wrestlers on Smackdown soon? ...if Spanky were still around he could have been Horshack. Shelton "Boom Boom" Benjamin?
Guest Sylvan Grenier Posted October 11, 2004 Report Posted October 11, 2004 HHH: Hey Steph-uh, did I ever tell you about my uncle, Cornelius J. Helmsley-uh? Steph: Dammit Hunter, I'm tired of having to do th-- HHH: SAY YOU HAVEN'T HEARD YOU FUCKING BITCH! Steph: (sighs) Fine. No, Hunter. Tell me about your uncle. HHH: Well-uh, he lived across the street from a graveyard-uh, and one day-- Steph: You told me this one like three wee-- HHH: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME FINISH! Anyway, one day-uh, a casket exhumed itself-uh from the ground and crossed the street, and tried to open his door-uh. So Cornelius, he just sat back and drank some Robitussin and then the dead body went back to the ground-uh. Steph: I can't believe I have to do this. Why did he drink the Robitussin, Hunter. HHH: So he could stop that coughin'! (cue Smackdown theme, with shots of Brooklyn)
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted October 11, 2004 Report Posted October 11, 2004 Maybe they'll reform the MIA and we'll see the return of GI Bro and Lt. Loco. Just to cement how terrible Smackdown is now. Hey maybe London can join too and they can think up some stupid name for him too. Pvt. Dancer? I thought that would've been Shannon Moore. *imagines the 3 Count dance in camos, cringes, and runs away* Maybe they could bring Rico aboard too and come up for some extremely tasteless name for him.
SuperJerk Posted October 11, 2004 Report Posted October 11, 2004 HHH: Hey Steph-uh, did I ever tell you about my uncle, Cornelius J. Helmsley-uh? Steph: Dammit Hunter, I'm tired of having to do th-- HHH: SAY YOU HAVEN'T HEARD YOU FUCKING BITCH! Steph: (sighs) Fine. No, Hunter. Tell me about your uncle. HHH: Well-uh, he lived across the street from a graveyard-uh, and one day-- Steph: You told me this one like three wee-- HHH: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME FINISH! Anyway, one day-uh, a casket exhumed itself-uh from the ground and crossed the street, and tried to open his door-uh. So Cornelius, he just sat back and drank some Robitussin and then the dead body went back to the ground-uh. Steph: I can't believe I have to do this. Why did he drink the Robitussin, Hunter. HHH: So he could stop that coughin'! (cue Smackdown theme, with shots of Brooklyn) "Welcome Back, Hunter" is filmed before a live arena audience.
Guest Phenom Posted October 11, 2004 Report Posted October 11, 2004 Maybe they'll reform the MIA and we'll see the return of GI Bro and Lt. Loco. Just to cement how terrible Smackdown is now. Hey maybe London can join too and they can think up some stupid name for him too. Pvt. Dancer? I thought that would've been Shannon Moore. *imagines the 3 Count dance in camos, cringes, and runs away* Maybe they could bring Rico aboard too and come up for some extremely tasteless name for him. Gen. Lee Fruity?
The Amazing Rando Posted October 11, 2004 Report Posted October 11, 2004 Rico IS... The Dreaded Rear Admiral
cabbageboy Posted October 11, 2004 Report Posted October 11, 2004 I fail to see how Chavo is a reach for the US title right now, considering they just put it on a green rookie that couldn't hold his jock.
AndrewTS Posted October 11, 2004 Report Posted October 11, 2004 I fail to see how Chavo is a reach for the US title right now, considering they just put it on a green rookie that couldn't hold his jock. Rudo could, especially if he still had Chavo Sr. to work with.
Ted the Poster Posted October 11, 2004 Report Posted October 11, 2004 This past Thursday was the first time I saw Carlito and I changed the channel immediately after I noticed that he looks exactly like Juan Epstein. "Please excuse my son's lack of talent. -Signed Carlito's mother" ...does that mean we'll be getting a Welcome Back Kotter stable of wrestlers on Smackdown soon? ...if Spanky were still around he could have been Horshack. Vince: Okay, who wants to job tonight? Spanky(raises hand): Ooh ooh ooh!
Guest The Decadent Slacker Posted October 11, 2004 Report Posted October 11, 2004 Given the booking lately on SD!, i might mark for a Kidman/Carlito US Title ladder match at WM22, now that i think about it.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted October 11, 2004 Report Posted October 11, 2004 "The word is that he is very good on the mic, but lacks charisma in the ring." This does make any fucking sense?
AndrewTS Posted October 11, 2004 Report Posted October 11, 2004 "The word is that he is very good on the mic, but lacks charisma in the ring." This does make any fucking sense? Yes. Benoit and Goldberg are examples of guys with "in-ring charisma" (even though polar opposites as far as wrestling ability). What they mean with Carlito is "his wrestling is boring as ****."
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