Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2004 Like, everyone's all dying and shit. Like, Bossman died and some assholes were like "SERVING DEEEEEEAD TIME" and that wasn't cool. Then Christopher Reeve is all dead and it's a bummer and stuff. Like, Sharon Osbourne died and it might be a fake. I have no idea what the story is there. Next thing you know, Ken Caminiti'll die and shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2004 So did Reeve ever learn to walk again? Because if he died without ever putting one foot in front of the other without the aid of special effects in television commercials, then that bastard wasted all my time with the tugging at my heart strings with all his being paralyzed and shit. I mean, boo hoo that sucks and all, but I didn't get any washed-up celeb sympathy when my at-the-time girlfriend gave me mono. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2004 And who gives a shit about Sharon Osbourne. Ozzy's putrefying carcass has been trotted about for over a decade with no one acting sad or offended. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2004 Well, he could wiggle his finger. How's that rate? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2004 The only thing dying in here is the credibility of the "big name" posters, who have raped "Hardcore Discussion" of it's former crediblity and left it open to me, the new leader of the forum. For I may not have the "lame insult tactics" of some, but I do have a larger dick and thus, better seminal attributes in starting cooler threads, and posting much better pictures than the choke-on-cock artists here could have ever dreamed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2004 Christopher Reeve's wheelchair moving straw malfunctioned and he rolled into traffic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nanks Report post Posted October 11, 2004 ......I mean........ oh fuck it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Temet Report post Posted October 11, 2004 UTSU is my favourite poster. Everything he writes is funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2004 Fuck Christopher Reeve. And speaking of dying, my doctor told me that I had cancer. But he did have some good news. He said he saved 15 percent on his car insurance by switching to Geico... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2004 Fuck Christopher Reeve. And speaking of dying, my doctor told me that I had cancer. But he did have some good news. He said he saved 15 percent on his car insurance by switching to Geico... *audible groan is heard from almost all the TSM posters* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 11, 2004 Obviously, since you just posted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2004 Between Caminiti and Reeves and Mariano's two relatives, the reaper must've been pissed this weekend And Nevermortal made me choke on my cereal. Hilarious in that "guilty pleasure laugh" way Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted October 11, 2004 Like, everyone's all dying and shit. Like, Bossman died and some assholes were like "SERVING DEEEEEEAD TIME" and that wasn't cool. Then Christopher Reeve is all dead and it's a bummer and stuff. Like, Sharon Osbourne died and it might be a fake. I have no idea what the story is there. Next thing you know, Ken Caminiti'll die and shit. You're high, aren't you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2004 Also, if Sharon Osbourne dies before her drug-addled husband and/or kids, there is no justice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2004 What do you call the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Alive Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2004 OH SHIT~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2004 Christopher Reeves' hero was Christopher Walken Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 11, 2004 Christopher Reeve walks into a bar... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2004 Christopher Reeve walks into a bar... And dies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 11, 2004 at Downhome's feet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2004 There's a pretty good Reeves joke, but you need to see it for it to work. Question: What's this? *make wheelchair motions x 3* *slap head* *make wheelchair motions x 3* *slap head* *make wheelchair motions x 3* *slap head* Answer: Superman hurdles. Doesn't quite have the same effect in print. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2004 ^ Another sight-joke to do is make wheelchair motions and then hold arms out in the Superman pose Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2004 Another favorite: What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Christopher Reeves after a housefire Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2004 Christopher Reeves' hero was Christopher Walken That one is going into the old memory bank... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2004 I just posted this in the other Reeves thread, but what the hell. Why'd Christopher Reeves fall from his horse? The saddle was made of Kryptonite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2004 I'm not feelin that one, Meatwad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2004 Well god damn it, all the good ones were taken and I wanted to contribute. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 Like, everyone's all dying and shit. Like, Bossman died and some assholes were like "SERVING DEEEEEEAD TIME" and that wasn't cool. Then Christopher Reeve is all dead and it's a bummer and stuff. Like, Sharon Osbourne died and it might be a fake. I have no idea what the story is there. Next thing you know, Ken Caminiti'll die and shit. Whoa there slugger, slow down. Take it at different rates, like Baskin Robbins and shit. 31 flavors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 The only thing dying in here is the credibility of the "big name" posters, who have raped "Hardcore Discussion" of it's former crediblity and left it open to me, the new leader of the forum. For I may not have the "lame insult tactics" of some, but I do have a larger dick and thus, better seminal attributes in starting cooler threads, and posting much better pictures than the choke-on-cock artists here could have ever dreamed. Dude, you're all talking and I'm all (closes hand like a mouth) and you're all "gabgabgabgabgabgab" and shit and I'm all (closes hand like a mouth) and you're all talking. Get it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nanks Report post Posted October 12, 2004 What the fuck is Kotz on??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
