Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2004 So I may be getting another job, but I fear this one will require a drug test, probably within 24-48 hours of being hired. I've been told of shit you can drink that you get from GNC stores or whatever that can flush out your system in a day or two, but I was wondering if there were other, perhaps more effective methods. (yes, I know this is what I get for smoking up, but what's done is done) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2004 How much do you smoke? It really depends. Also it depends what type of test they give you. If they send you to a lab in a hospital, it is unlikely an of those potions will work, however if it is the cheesy style, where they take a beaker of piss and stick a dipstick in it, to check for THC levels, those are easy to beat. Some Potions instruct you to take it 1-2 hrs before your drug test. They don't "clean your system" but they mask your urine for 6-8 hrs. I know a guy that just beat the test. He found out a week prior that the company would be doing random tests, so he drank cups of water all day non stop. Pissed about 8 times, and when they gave him a voucher to go take the test, his piss was too deluted or "thinned out" by water to get an accurate reading, and since that in no way means "guilty" the company couldn't do anything about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2004 Also depends on if you wre just 'smoking up'... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2004 Wellsir, I smoked once a week (weekend college parties, etc) until the last few days, where I've smoked Friday night-Monday night. The interview is tomorrow morning, and they'll probably want the test within a couple of days or a week at most. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2004 You don't do drugs, man. You're not fooling anybody. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2004 There is something that you take along with drinking like 3 gallons of water during a day, but hell if I can remember the name. Drinking that much water will help at least a little though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2004 Cranberry juice, drink lots and lots of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2004 Most Potions only work if you haven't smoked 48 hours prior to taking it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2004 It'd help so much if you knew what kind of test it was. The piss test is the easiet to fool, the other two I know of, is a hair sample and a stick they stick in your mouth right during the interview (safeway started doing this). So either shave your head, down a lot of mouthwash, like a bottle to maybe throw that stick thing off. If its the piss test either they'll have you take it at that company or they'll send you off somewhere to do it. Hopefully they'll send you off to give you more time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fongus Bellpop Report post Posted October 13, 2004 A pox on you! This is why, sir Spoon, you must stick to smoking such refreshing tobacciana products such as my clove cigarettes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2004 How about just not doing drugs? Oh, I'm sorry for thrusting my Puritan values upon you... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2004 How about just not doing drugs? This one seems to evade drug enthusiasts for some reason A pox on you! This is why, sir Spoon, you must stick to smoking such refreshing tobacciana products such as my clove cigarettes! I prefer a fine pipe and a newspaper, myself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shoes Head Report post Posted October 13, 2004 The detox tea from GNC works. Your work just won't call you at 8:30 in the morning and tell you to be there by 8:45...they'll tell you 24 hours in advance - which is more than enough time for the tea to work. My friend drank two gallons of detox tea the day of his test and it was so clean, they told him it was too dilluted to be urine. He told the assistant to come on in and hold his dick if they didn't believe him. They passed and he got the job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fongus Bellpop Report post Posted October 13, 2004 A pox on you! This is why, sir Spoon, you must stick to smoking such refreshing tobacciana products such as my clove cigarettes! I prefer a fine pipe and a newspaper, myself Ah yes, nothing cools the jets like a spot off the ol' pipe and a copy of the tribune. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 13, 2004 The detox tea from GNC works. Massive bullshit lie. Spoon, since I know my drugs, and I like you, I'm going to give you the skinny on the magic cleanout pills and drinks. They're bullshit. Total bullshit. They say right on the package to drink these MASSIVE amounts of water with the product, which is good. That's what cleans you out. All these bad tasting things do are essentially replace IMPURITIES in your system that wouldn't be in high concentrations in dilute urine. You could just slam quart after quart of water, and you'd be just as fine as if you went out and blew 30-40 bucks on a stoner trap. All they're selling you is peace of mind if you don't know what you're dealing with. Basically, here's what you're going to do: Starting NOW, although ideally about monday night, you're going to want to drink more water than you ever wanted to deal with. Water. Just fucking H2O, man. No juice, no alcohol, no diuretics..you just want pure clear water, and no other beverage, to pass through your system up until you have to submit a sample. DO NOT BUY URINE ADDITIVES. These differ in the respect that they either claim to destroy or cover up the bad bits of a druggie's piss. LIES. These can produce visible precipitates, funny smells and colors...they're even faker than the stuff you drink. You've got a couple things on your side: 1. Water is Free, and 2. You don't smoke that much. If it's a hair test, you're probably fucked. Oral swab, you're golden after 24 hours. Those are horribly innacurate and only weed out the chronic dipshits that actually come to the interview high. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2004 Wow Agent, you really know your drug myths a bit too well. I don't use drugs, but I have no problem with people who do as long as they keep it recreational. So I'm not going to say stop altogether Kotz, but at least for the two weeks surrounding the test. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shoes Head Report post Posted October 13, 2004 If it's a hair test, you're probably fucked. I've heard that's illegal as it's a total invasion of privacy. Of course I heard that from stoners, so... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 13, 2004 Myths? It's common sense. A citrus flavored bottle enriched with B vitamin complex and electrolytes and sugar and shit is NOT going to flush one's endocrine system. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 13, 2004 If it's a hair test, you're probably fucked. I've heard that's illegal as it's a total invasion of privacy. Of course I heard that from stoners, so... Stoners are retarded. Those are probably the same people who say "It's not illegal to just be high, man, since you're not possessing anything..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2004 If it's a hair test, you're probably fucked. I've heard that's illegal as it's a total invasion of privacy. Of course I heard that from stoners, so... But peeing in a cup isn't private?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shoes Head Report post Posted October 13, 2004 Well a hair follicle test not only shows drug residue, but also any prescription drug you've taken. You're not just seeing if they're a weed head, you're peering into their entire medical history. Or something. I shave my head, face, and testicles so I have no worries. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2004 Myths? It's common sense. A citrus flavored bottle enriched with B vitamin complex and electrolytes and sugar and shit is NOT going to flush one's endocrine system. Common sense for a Nutrition or Chemistry major, maybe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 13, 2004 Well a hair follicle test not only shows drug residue, but also any prescription drug you've taken. You're not just seeing if they're a weed head, you're peering into their entire medical history. Or something. I shave my head, face, and testicles so I have no worries. I've never heard of anything that exact. Maybe CIA admissions are crazy like that, but no employer for some company is going to shell out the dough for something really accurate. The company I work for now (a Kroger subsidiary) had me rub this swab thing between my cheek and gums, grabbing a few dead epithelial cells that probably went through the end of their time when I brushed my teeth that morning. THC is fat soluble, which is I guess how the test works, I'm not 100% on the specifics, but that's HORRIBLY inaccurate. I smoked like I always smoked, cut back, didn't even totally quit, for three days, and here I am working on my second year there. The warehouse is a fucking menagerie of tweekers, stoners, housewives with pill helpers, and drunkards that aren't allowed to drive to work. A perfect cross-section of substance abuse. It's fascinating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted October 13, 2004 This thread's been done before... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2004 Well, if I'm hired I won't know until Monday, and there's no drug test. (lights up later tonight) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2004 Quite a responsible man they'd be hiring, that's for sure Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2004 Well a hair follicle test not only shows drug residue, but also any prescription drug you've taken. You're not just seeing if they're a weed head, you're peering into their entire medical history. Or something. I shave my head, face, and testicles so I have no worries. I've never heard of anything that exact. Maybe CIA admissions are crazy like that, but no employer for some company is going to shell out the dough for something really accurate. The company I work for now (a Kroger subsidiary) had me rub this swab thing between my cheek and gums, grabbing a few dead epithelial cells that probably went through the end of their time when I brushed my teeth that morning. THC is fat soluble, which is I guess how the test works, I'm not 100% on the specifics, but that's HORRIBLY inaccurate. I smoked like I always smoked, cut back, didn't even totally quit, for three days, and here I am working on my second year there. The warehouse is a fucking menagerie of tweekers, stoners, housewives with pill helpers, and drunkards that aren't allowed to drive to work. A perfect cross-section of substance abuse. It's fascinating. wow, you just described the warehouse I used to work at, although you forgot the part about 75% of the housewives cheating on their husbands with some various warehouse folk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 14, 2004 Haha. Me, usually. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2004 I need to start talking to older women. I get along with women in their late 20s and early 30s way better than these damned college kids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cran Da Maniac 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2004 Kotz: Drugs are bad, MMKAY. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
