Guest MikeSC Posted October 17, 2004 Report Posted October 17, 2004 Also, if a girl can make you laugh, she's a keeper. Seriously. True --- but you have a better shot at winning a lottery than finding one. -=Mike
Giuseppe Zangara Posted October 17, 2004 Author Report Posted October 17, 2004 As I said early in the thread, it's happened twice. I wound up with one for awhile; various circumstances prevented the other from happening. It can be done, people. I've seen it with my own eyes.
godthedog Posted October 17, 2004 Report Posted October 17, 2004 i've met a couple funny girls in the 2 months i've spent here. but one of them is a mormon and the other one has a really fucked up sense of relationships, so i won't be going for either of them any time soon.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 17, 2004 Report Posted October 17, 2004 I bet mormon chicks get freaky.
King Cucaracha Posted October 17, 2004 Report Posted October 17, 2004 Well, for a start, teenage girls generally watch shitty T.V 'comedies'. From a young age, their sense of humour doesn't get above 'pie in the face'. So, you can blame Hilary Duff et all.
Guest MikeSC Posted October 17, 2004 Report Posted October 17, 2004 Well, for a start, teenage girls generally watch shitty T.V 'comedies'. From a young age, their sense of humour doesn't get above 'pie in the face'. So, you can blame Hilary Duff et all. I blame Duff for a great many things. -=Mike
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted October 17, 2004 Report Posted October 17, 2004 My lady is tremendously funny. And she laughs at my horrible jokes. She's amazing.
godthedog Posted October 17, 2004 Report Posted October 17, 2004 So, you can blame Hilary Duff et all. this reminds me: amanda bynes has the worst show in the history of television. no hyperbole can do it justice. I bet mormon chicks get freaky. i may have to rethink my position then. come to think of it, there IS something not-quite-right about her, and she was making placenta jokes at the diner the other night. hmm.
King Cucaracha Posted October 17, 2004 Report Posted October 17, 2004 I bet mormon chicks get freaky. i may have to rethink my position then. come to think of it, there IS something not-quite-right about her, and she was making placenta jokes at the diner the other night. hmm. Gotta love that female sense of humour, eh?
welshjerichomark Posted October 17, 2004 Report Posted October 17, 2004 Oh sweet jesus. You should count yourself lucky you can even get a chick. :: looks in MikeSC's direction:: Stop being so picky, the fucking lot of you.
Guest MikeSC Posted October 17, 2004 Report Posted October 17, 2004 Oh sweet jesus. You should count yourself lucky you can even get a chick. :: looks in MikeSC's direction:: Stop being so picky, the fucking lot of you. How is it our fault that women are seldom humorous? -=Mike
welshjerichomark Posted October 17, 2004 Report Posted October 17, 2004 Because you are a black hole of funniness. You probably suck the humour out of any girl within a 50 mile radius.
Guest MikeSC Posted October 17, 2004 Report Posted October 17, 2004 Because you are a black hole of funniness. You probably suck the humour out of any girl within a 50 mile radius. Well, you're more than 50 miles away. Your excuse is...? -=Mike
Guest Horse hockey! Posted October 17, 2004 Report Posted October 17, 2004 My sense of humor is best relayed in a real life setting, thus none of you have been on the receiving end. But I also fall into that fat/ugly category you all group everyone except supermodels into, so I wouldn't be given the time of day to tell a joke to begin with. I'm more known for the witty one liners, anyway.
Guest MikeSC Posted October 17, 2004 Report Posted October 17, 2004 My sense of humor is best relayed in a real life setting, thus none of you have been on the receiving end. But I also fall into that fat/ugly category you all group everyone except supermodels into, so I wouldn't be given the time of day to tell a joke to begin with. I'm more known for the witty one liners, anyway. Says who? Hot women are lovely and all --- but I personally take wit and personality far above looks. In 10 years, even the hottest women begin to lose their looks. Got to think long-term. A witty girl will likely always be witty. A pretty girl will not always be pretty. -=Mike
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted October 17, 2004 Report Posted October 17, 2004 But I also fall into that fat/ugly category you all group everyone except supermodels into, so I wouldn't be given the time of day to tell a joke to begin with. I'd say that's quite the generalization, there. Maybe a little pot.kettle.black on top of that, but I haven't decided yet.
EricMM Posted October 17, 2004 Report Posted October 17, 2004 Again, how many funny GUYS do you all know? I can think of maybe three. MAYBE. I can think of one maybe two girls. Seems pretty fair, especially since I live with and meet more guys than girls. But I will agree w/ the Hillary Duff comment in general. If more girls and guys got their humor from Seinfeld, Home Movies, and the Simpsons and less from Friends and I dunno what else, we'd be a much funnier country.
EricMM Posted October 17, 2004 Report Posted October 17, 2004 Well, you're more than 50 miles away. Your excuse is...? -=Mike No, see Mike, that just proves her point. She was being funny there. Clearly, thankfully, she is 50 miles away. Hey, how many of the GUYS here think that they're pretty funny? I know that, in person, I can make a lot of people laugh. I don't know jokes, tho, so I can't really do it online. It's all responsive.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted October 17, 2004 Author Report Posted October 17, 2004 I've known lots of funny guys. Still, within the last five years, only two girls.
Guest MikeSC Posted October 17, 2004 Report Posted October 17, 2004 Well, you're more than 50 miles away. Your excuse is...? -=Mike No, see Mike, that just proves her point. She was being funny there. Clearly, thankfully, she is 50 miles away. Hey, how many of the GUYS here think that they're pretty funny? I know that, in person, I can make a lot of people laugh. I don't know jokes, tho, so I can't really do it online. It's all responsive. Ah, you found that funny. Explains why you know no funny guys, considering that you wouldn't know humor if it bit you in the ass. -=Mike
Guest The Shadow Behind You Posted October 17, 2004 Report Posted October 17, 2004 I may be the only man in America who has a funny girlfriend. She brings the Laughter on like Mo Vaughn brings plates to the Buffet.
Guest MikeSC Posted October 17, 2004 Report Posted October 17, 2004 I may be the only man in America who has a funny girlfriend. She brings the Laughter on like Mo Vaughn brings plates to the Buffet. You're a lucky man. Nothing worse than an unfunny girl who is convinced she's hilarious. -=Mike
Edwin MacPhisto Posted October 17, 2004 Report Posted October 17, 2004 There's always an unfunny girl with AIDS who thinks she's hilarious.
Guest MikeSC Posted October 17, 2004 Report Posted October 17, 2004 There's always an unfunny girl with AIDS who thinks she's hilarious. OK. There's not much worse than an unfunny girl who thinks she's hilarious. -=Mike ...Proven wrong by Edwin...
River City Rocker Posted October 17, 2004 Report Posted October 17, 2004 Oh, women can be funny at times. Ever see a girl in school start trashing one of the nerd or outcasts, usually when he's in earshot, and her group of friends laugh at every cruel joke or insult she makes about that person? So, yeah, I suppose women can be funny when they're giving you the not-so subtle reminder on where the unwanted peers belong on the social totem pole. Seriously, my last girlfriend didn't have too much of a sense of humor. She would sit with me and watch comedies, and instead of laughing, she'd start analyzing certain scenes, and why it was completely impossible in real life. Ever hear someone try to explain to you how a freaking Three Stooges short (with a scene where Curly scares off a bear by barking in fear) was not only unfunny, but would never happen in any real life situation? -Ben
The Czech Republic Posted October 17, 2004 Report Posted October 17, 2004 I may be the only man in America who has a funny girlfriend. She brings the Laughter on like Mo Vaughn brings plates to the Buffet. Oh no you didn't. Not here. Not like this.
Guest MikeSC Posted October 17, 2004 Report Posted October 17, 2004 Oh, women can be funny at times. Ever see a girl in school start trashing one of the nerd or outcasts, usually when he's in earshot, and her group of friends laugh at every cruel joke or insult she makes about that person? So, yeah, I suppose women can be funny when they're giving you the not-so subtle reminder on where the unwanted peers belong on the social totem pole. Seriously, my last girlfriend didn't have too much of a sense of humor. She would sit with me and watch comedies, and instead of laughing, she'd start analyzing certain scenes, and why it was completely impossible in real life. Ever hear someone try to explain to you how a freaking Three Stooges short (with a scene where Curly scares off a bear by barking in fear) was not only unfunny, but would never happen in any real life situation? -Ben Well, she'd watch the Three Stooges, which makes her unusual to begin with. I'm not a fan, mind you, but most women I know have a VISCERAL hatred. However, the idea of a serious discussion of the lack of reality in the Three Stooges seems like it has the potential for great comedy. -=Mike
Ted the Poster Posted October 17, 2004 Report Posted October 17, 2004 A witty girl will likely always be witty. Plus, if she gets Alzheimer's at an old age, she'll be even funnier. (kidding!) My sister's best friend is the only consistently funny girl I've ever met. My sister can belt out some good one-liners every so often, but her friend is amazing when it comes to making jokes on the fly.
Nighthawk Posted October 17, 2004 Report Posted October 17, 2004 The Stooges are so misunderstood. Fuck the Marx Brothers. Well, not Groucho, he was good, but the rest of them. Even though only 2/3 of the various stooges over the years were good, they're still the best old school comedy team, bar none.
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