1234-5678 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2004 Yep, laid off because of "corporate cutbacks". Is this one of those things I can blame on George W? Fuck it, I am just going to file for unemployment and sit on my ass. Discuss my latest misfortune. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2004 My advice to you is to start drinking heavily. In your case, even moreso. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2004 Are you Premed? The hell with the drinking, I am going to go on a heavy diet of ecstasy and writing. That's how Morrison did it, except substitute acid for E. Acid however, it impossible to find around here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2004 Just say no, JAxl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted October 22, 2004 Are you Premed? The hell with the drinking, I am going to go on a heavy diet of ecstasy and writing. That's how Morrison did it, except substitute acid for E. Acid however, it impossible to find around here. Yea, and Jim Morrison turned into a real winner. Try bettering yourself, not falling further into your tragic hole of nothingness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2004 He does have an impressive body of work and quite a following. I guess I would consider that a winner. Besides, I was being sarcastic..............wanker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2004 Body of work is debatable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted October 22, 2004 You can always go the Shoe's Head route and sell your body for scientific experiments then blow the money on $250 hookers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2004 $250? That would go right to cocaine, which I would then resell, thus tripling my money. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 Too bad JAXL, I think I'm going to be in a similar position soon. Fucking government. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 Get another job, hippie. What did you do at your old place of employment?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 23, 2004 Borrow some money from Dr. Tom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Shadow Behind You Report post Posted October 23, 2004 I hate when people lose their jobs and decide "I'll sit on my ass instead" There are millions of jobs out there despite the lies The Dems tell you. Stupid lazy ass americans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 Nah I'm not gonna sit around. I'll be searching as soon as today. I had a job with a file management company, but I was a temp. They ended up having to cut the dead weight, which I was apparently a part of. The agency usually has me right back to work, but I am getting a little sick of them telling me "This will turn into a full time thing" then getting "Oh assignment's over!" or "Yeah, you got laid off." Oh well, on the plus side, I got laid off and laid in the same day. Took some of the sting away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted October 23, 2004 I hate when people lose their jobs and decide "I'll sit on my ass instead" There are millions of jobs out there despite the lies The Dems tell you. Stupid lazy ass americans. Yeah because McDonald's and Taco Bell are ALWAYS hiring!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 Oh well, on the plus side, I got laid off and laid in the same day. Took some of the sting away. so the two laids really cancel each other out, and you got off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 I could've started a new job today through a different temp agency, but sweet irony reared it's ugly head. Like I said earlier, I got laid off Friday and also laid, right? Well, the girl I went to see Friday up at her dorm, she was staying in because she was sick. So, I guess going into that germ farm wasn't the best plan. Drinking a 6 pack, smoking a blunt with her, and exchanging bodily fluids was probably bad as well for the ol' immune system. Anyway, I get the call for a job I could start first thing this morning, and I have to tell them what? Yep, that I am as sick as a fucking dog. I think it's bronchitis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest subliminal_animal Report post Posted October 27, 2004 That's what you get for being a piece of garbage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest subliminal_animal Report post Posted October 27, 2004 You're about as smart as a garbanzo bean. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted October 27, 2004 That's what you get for being a piece of garbage. Note to self: Anyone who has ever had sex is a piece of garbage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GeorgeCostanza Report post Posted October 27, 2004 Bald men with no jobs and no money who live with their parents don't approach strange women. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest P!NK. Report post Posted October 27, 2004 What's that saying - "those who are looking for work aren't looking hard enough?" Just find something else, dude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted October 27, 2004 You really should milk the unemployment for awhile... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted October 27, 2004 Move to Arizona and sell bottled water to tourists. Lace it with nicotine and other addictive substances, so then any other bottled water would not satisfy their taste, and they'd need to come back to you. Of course, you'll need to print a small label, barely readable, that says your product contains nicotine, and not sell it to anybody under 18 (and really, the majority of tourists in Arizona are middle-aged fuckers from Suburbia). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
