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Free For All: David Flair d. Hardcore Holly when Pillman smacked Holly with a chair at 3:16(*)

 

UWE First Blood

 

Joey Styles and Mike Tenay thank us for ordering the show and introduce a special commentator for tonight, the legendary Superfly Jimmy Snuka. Snuka thanks the UWE Board for giving him work, as the job market is murder.

 

1. TV title #1 contenders Match: Brian Pillman d. Christopher Daniels & Jamie Noble at 12:34 when Pillman pinned Noble with the Air Pillman while Flair kept Daniels occupied outside the ring (***)

 

2. Sean O’Haire w/Richards d. Scott Hall at 10:42 when Richards nailed Hall with a steviekick (**1/4)

 

3. Caribbean Strip Match: La Parka d. Savio Vega at 11:23. This match had the usual strip match ending: Savio touched 3 corners unaware that La Parka (being dragged behind him) was also touching them. As Vega reached for the last corner, La Parka swung around and grabbed it first for the win (*½)

 

A vignette of Paul Heyman’s newest charges Amazing Red and Ahmed Johnson is aired. The duo is at a crowded nightclub hitting on the ladies. Heyman (voiceover) brags that women will scream for Amazing Johnson.

 

The announcers analyse the new team. Snuka bets they’ll be real ladykillers.

 

4. Sid Vicious d. Masa Chono by dq when Randy Orton attacked Sid at 6:32 (½*) British Bulldog makes the save.

 

The announcers discuss the upcoming extreme rules match. Joey brings up New Jack’s two justifiable murders, which fails to impress Snuka.

 

5. Extreme Rules Match: Anderson, Eaton, & Lane w/ JJ Dillon d. New Jack, Saturn, & Lynn at 18:13. New Jack is arrested after accidentally hitting a fan with a chain, Saturn is out after a spike piledriver on the floor, and Lynn is tortured for awhile before finally being pinned at 24:12 (***1/2)

 

6. TV Title: Paul London© d. Rey Mysterio at 26:43 with the London Calling (***½) The duo embraced afterwards but the mood was dampened by Brian Pillman, who let London know that he was next.

 

Backstage, Alex Wright walks around with a cocky smile on his face. He approaches Torrie Wilson and attempts to get in her pants, with no success. He turns to the camera and explains his new attitude. He has decided to emulate his hero, the “blond Tom Cruise” Zack Morris. He is approached by UWE official Allen Coage. Wright sweet talks him and attempts to get a title shot. Coage tells him he’s done nothing to earn a shot. Wright tries to figure out what Zack would do, and tells Coage he’s dying. Coage says that if he’s dying, then he must be too ill to wrestle. Alex decides that in order to be like Zack, he needs a Screech. He goes off to find his flunky.

 

The announcers discuss what we just saw. Snuka says that Alex should’ve never let Torrie get away with that disrespect. Sometimes women need to be tought a lesson.

 

7. Dean Malenko d. Danny Doring at 11:14 when Doring tapped to the Cloverleaf (**½). Afterwards, JJ Dillon asks him to join his stable. Malenko says he’ll join when and if he’s ready and not a moment sooner. Dillon says he can’t force him, but he warns Dean that his boys don’t like being denied what they want.

 

Tenay announces that due to their interference tonight, Clockwork Violence has been ejected from the arena. The Matcho Man will be on his own.

 

8. Universal Title Final: Shawn Michaels vs. Sting Vs. Randy Savage vs. Ken Shamrock

Ken Shamrock blocks the Sweet Chin Music and reverses it into an anklelock to eliminate HBK at 14:47. Randy Savage hits 3 elbows to finish Shamrock at 20:25. Sting attempts a German Suplex but his back gives out and Savage is able to cover. However, the mystery man is distracting the ref. Savage makes the ref pay attention but this time Sting is able to roll him up for a pinfall and the UWE Championship at 37:03 (****). An enraged Matcho Man runs after the masked figure while Sting celebrates.

 

The Announcers say farewell while Superfly says that doing this show was more fun than killing an old girlfriend, which he'd never do, but you know, hypothetically.

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Pre-show: British Bulldog pinned Test with the running powerslam (4.29) *1/2

 

UWE First Blood

 

PYRO!

CRAZY ROCK MUSIC!

SCREAMING FANS!

 

"HUSS!"

 

Tenay and Styles welcome us to the show, and introduce their guest commentator, the Bezerker.

 

"HUSS!"

 

1. Sean O'Haire w/Steven Richards pinned Scott Hall with the Cruel Intentions (7.34) **

As Hall went to pick O'Haire up for the Outsiders Edge, O'Haire connected with a low blow, swiftly followed by his finisher for the 3 count.

 

-Backstage, the 4 men in line for the World Title each gave a short speech, promising to become champion.

 

-Tenay tried to re-cap the situation between Dean Malenko and Danny Doring, but -"HUSS!" - kept - "HUSS!" -being- "HUSS! - interupted.

 

2. Dean Malenko defeated Danny Doring by disqualification (9.05) **

Malenko had Doring in the Cloverleaf when the Midnight Horsemen ran in to attack Malenko. JJ Dillon told Dean he was either with them or against them as Anderson and Eaton beat him down. Suddenly, Nathan Jones ran down to the ring and cleared out the Horsemen!

 

As Jones and Malenko headed to the back, New Jack, Saturn and Jerry Lynn came out of the crowd, apparently straight into the Extreme Rules match as they attacked the Horsemen!

 

3. The Midnight Horsemen of Anderson, Eaton and Lane defeated Jack, Saturn and Lynn (14.32) **3/4

All kinds of plunder came out in this match, until finally Arn Anderson hit Jack with a flaming barbed wire bat for the pinfall.

 

-Backstage, Dustin Rhodes is wearing jeans, t-shirt and jacket. Yes, his new name is Dustin "Miami Vice" Rhodes. He tells Mean Gene he's on mission to clean up all the corruption in the UWE.

 

-Steven Richards congratulate Sean O'Haire on his win. Masa Chono came into the shot, and Richards demanded he make Clockwork Violence 2-0 for the evening.

 

-We see a vignette of CM Punk, talking about his battles in life, his discipline in being straight edge. In the middle of a passionate speech about what he'll bring to the UWE, he's cut off by a strange grunting noise. The camera pans out to reveal Kamala. Punk looks like he's about to cry.

 

-Tenay and Styles - "HUSS!" - speculate over the relationship between Kamala and Punk, before - "HUSS!" - introducing the next match.

 

5. TV Title Number One Contendership

Christopher Daniels defeated Jamie Noble and Brian Pillman with Last Rites on Noble (16.21) ***1/2

Pillman snapped after the match and took out both Daniels and Noble with a chair.

 

4. Sid Vicious pinned Masahiro Chono with the powerbomb (6.01) *3/4

Chono worked over the leg of the big man, but Sid shrugged it off to hit the powerbomb for the win.

 

-After watching Chono's defeat Steven Richards pumped up Randy Savage to bring the World Title to Clockwork Violence.

 

-Dean Malenko thanked Nathan Jones for the bizarre save. Jones said he's sick of being a joke, and wants Deano to teach him to become a proper wrestler. Malenko appears to be considering as we cut to...

 

6. TV Title

Rey Mysterio defeated Paul London with a dragon rana (19.45) ****

After a standing ovation for both men, Brian Pillman ran out to attack, but wound up taking a beating from Rey and London!

 

-The Midnight Horsemen celebrated in their locker room. JJ Dillon promised only bigger and better things to come. Suddenly Kronik and the Nasty Boys entered the room, demanding the Horsemen put up the tag titles, and soon.

 

7. Caribbean Strap Match

Savio Vega beat La Parka (9.29) *3/4

Parka had Vega almost to the final corner when the MASKED MAN intervened, low blowing Parka and helping Vega carrying him around to each corner. The MASKED MAN then lowblowed Vega and nailed him with a DDT, leaving everyone confused.

 

-Tenay and Styles go over the World Title match one more time. Tenay thinks Sting will get it done, while Styles believes in Randy Savage. The Bezerker chooses "HUSS-B-K".

 

8. UWE World Title, 4 Way Elimination

Randy Savage eliminates Ken Shamrock with the Flying Elbow @ 9.39

Sting eliminates HBK with a Scorpion Death Drop @ 24.43

Randy Savage pins Sting with an inside cradle @ 33.03 to become the first ever UWE Champion.

 

Savage celebrates in the ring as the rest of Clockwork Violence run in to celebrate. Savage doesn't look too happy at sharing the limelight, but still walks out the champ.

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Preshow: The Blue Meanie d. Test at 4:55 with a Meaniesault. After the match, Clockwork Violence came to the ring and beat down both men. Savage gave Test a big elbow drop off the top through a table. Richards cut a promo about how Clockwork Violence was going to dominate tonight, etc etc.

 

SHOWTIME! LIGHTS! CAMERAS! ACTION!

 

-We start with a video package highlighting tonight's big matches.

 

-Joey Styles and Mike Tenay are in the ring and run down tonight's card ECW style. They then call out tonight's special guest announcer, Shawn Stasiak! Stasiak comes down and says "Welcome to Planet Stasiak!" Nobody in the crowd responds, and so Stasiak says that nobody cares about him, so he's leaving. Joey and Mike convince Stasiak to stay and do commentary.

 

-Sid comes to the ring and says that he has a problem with Clockwork Violence, and that after tonight he's going to go through all of them until he powerbombs them the hell out of UWE.

 

1) Sid d. Masahiro Chono with the powerbomb at 6:54 to start off the show. *1/2 After the match, Clockwork Violence attacks until Scott Hall, Sting, HBK, and Ken Shamrock run down to make the save. We transition immediately into the Scott Hall vs. Shawn O'Haire match!

 

2) Shawn O'Haire d. Scott Hall at 9:10 with the Seanton Bomb after the Mountine whacked Hall in the knee with a bat as he tried to hit the Outsider's Edge on O'Haire. **1/4 After the match, Hall got on the mic and said that this shit with Clockwork Violence had to stop. He said that at the next pay per view he wanted Clockwork Violence vs. the UWE's best in a Wargames match!

 

-A vignette aired for a new tag team coming to UWE. CM Punk was shown talking about how he had searched the world for the perfect tag team partner. One that was straight edge, who didn't drink, didn't do drugs, didn't even smoke. Punk says that he found a monster in the jungles of Africa...Kamala! Kamala enters the picture. Punk says that this won't be any happy, belly slapping Kamala, because thanks to Punk, Kamala is off drugs and is now a MONSTER. Punk says that next week on Rage we will see what this new combination has in store for the UWE.

 

3) Savio Vega d. La Parka at 5:58 in the Caribbean Strap match after Carlito Caribbean Cool knocked down La Parka as he was going for the last corner. After the match, the heels beat down La Parka. Savio declared himself the master of the strap match, and said nobody could beat him in one.

 

-Backstage, Waylon Mercy is walking around with a magnifying glass. Josh Matthews asks him what he's doing. Mercy says to call him C.S. Pivey. Pivey says that somebody needs to investigate who the mystery man was who attacked Sting last week on Rage. Pivey said that soon the mystery will be cracked. He then spots something on Josh and asks him what that white stain is on the crotch of his pants. Josh claims it's toothpaste, but is cut off in this embarrassing situation as Jamie Noble comes up from behind and whacks Matthews with a chairshot to the back! Noble says that's payback for embarrassing him last week.

 

4) TV title #1 contender's match: Christopher Daniels d. Jamie Noble and Brian Pillman at 14:10 with the Angel's Wings on Noble after Pillman was dumped to the floor. During the match Noble went up to the top rope, but Josh Matthews ran down and shoved him off, leading to Daniels winning. ***1/2

 

-Backstage Paul London greets Rey Misterio Jr. and wished him good luck in their TV title match tonight.

 

5) Midnight Horsemen d. Lynn, New Jack, and Saturn at 15:44 in an extreme rules match after Anderson gave Saturn a spinebuster onto a pile of thumbtacks. *** This was an extremely crazy, bloody matchup. During the match, JJ Dillon got into an argument with Shawn Stasiak on commentary. Stasiak started to beat up Dillon when Stan Lane saw this and cracked Stasiak in the head with a shovel! Stasiak had to be stretchered to the back, supposedly having severe head trauma.

 

6) Paul London d. Rey Misterio Jr. via disqualification at 9:15 in their TV title match when Brian Pillman ran down and came off the top rope with a splash onto London as London covered Rey after hitting a shooting star press on him. It looked like Pillman saved Misterio from losing his title. Pillman then DDT-ed London and got on the mic and said he was the only one in this company who deserved the television title. London threatened to rape or kill anyone necessary until he got that belt and destroyed it. Surprisingly, Kronik came down to the ring and beat up Pillman, giving him their High Times double chokeslam! Adams said that Pillman was a pain in the ass, and that Kronik was now taking on the responsibility of dealing with "locker room issues".

 

-Backstage, we saw all four men in tonight's main event give a quick word on why they were going to win the world title.

 

7) Danny Doring d. Dean Malenko at 8:06 with a Wham Bam Thank You Ma'm and a pin with his feet on the ropes for leverage. **3/4

 

-Backstage, Paul London confronted Rey Misterio about being in cahoots with Brian Pillman. Misterio denied it, and said he couldn't believe London would even ask something like that. London asked for a rematch, but Christopher Daniels stepped in and said he was getting the next title shot at Rey, not London. The three friends continued to argue as we cut away.

 

-Backstage, a dejected Dean Malenko was encountered by the Midnight Horsemen. Dillon says that it looks like Malenko could have used their help out there tonight. Anderson tells Malenko to think about joining them...he's a Horseman, he belongs with them, not doing a stupid dance on some game machine.

 

8) Randy Savage won the four way match to become the first ever UWE world champion. ***1/2 Early in the match, Clockwork Violence interfered, but Kronik, Scott Hall, and Sid Vicious came to the ring and brawled to the back with them.

 

-Sting eliminated Ken Shamrock at 11:21 with a rollup out of the ankle lock.

-HBK was eliminated at 18:46 after losing too much blood (Savage had busted him open early in the match with a fork) and having Savage put a sleeper hold on him.

-Savage d. Sting at 25:41 after the mysterious masked man cost Sting his second straight match. What happened is a masked man ran down to the ring after a ref bump with Sting having Savage in the Scorpion Deathlock. Sting beat up the masked man and gave him a Scorpion Deathdrop. He unmasked him...and it was Steven Richards! But this was just a decoy, as the REAL masked man came from under the ring and drilled Sting with the lead pipe right between the eyes! Randy Savage recovered, scaled to the top, and hit the big elbow drop for the pinfall!

 

-Styles and Tenay scream about who the masked man is and why he would do this as the show goes off the air with Savage holding his belt up high.

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1) Dark Match

The Mountie defeated Hardcore Holly in 5:36 (1/2*)

Mountie countered the Alabama Slam and spiked Holly with a pulling piledriver to get the victory.

 

 

- It's live, it's Pay Per View. It's First Blood! Joey Styles and Mike Tenay are sat at ringside ready for the biggest night in the UWE's history and tonight, they'll be joined by a special guest at ringside. A true legend of the wrestling world. A man who wrestled extensively for the WWE and gained a worldwide reputation during his time there. Ladies and gentlemen...THE BERZERKER!

 

- We cut away from Berzerker's entrance however, as backstage Clockwork Violence are just entering the arena.

 

1) Triple Threat Elimination Match for the Television Title #1 Contendership

Jamie Noble defeated 'The Loose Cannon' Brian Pillman and 'The Fallen Angel' Christopher Daniels in 12:38 (***)

These three men kicked off the show with a bang. Daniels and Noble brawled for the first portion of the match while Pillman calmly sat in the corner and watched the match unfold, not getting involved despite verbal abuse from both men at various points. Eventually though, as Daniels went for the Angel's Wings, Pillman saw his chance...only to be double-teamed by Daniels and Noble, eventually taking Angel's Wings himself and getting pinned at 6:19!

The match continued on, as Pillman was escorted away by numerous officials. Both men traded move after move, reversal after reversal, until Noble locked Daniels in the seated front dragon sleeper. Locked in the centre of the ring, Daniels fought the hold but eventually passed out at the 12:38 point and the bell was rung.

 

- Tenay and Styles comment on what a great start to the show the last match was. Berzerker says HUSS!

 

2) Carribean Strap Match

La Parka beat Savio Vega in 7:19 (3/4*)

After many near-sequences, both men were on three turnbuckle touches when suddenly Carlito Carribean Cool ran in and went to spit the apple into the eyes of Parka. He ducked though and Vega took the apple to the eyes. Parka quickly got rid of Carlito, before touching turnbuckle four for the victory.

 

- Josh Matthews interviewed Randy Orton, who was unhappy at not being on the card. He vowed to make an impact tonight.

 

- The Berzerker thank the show's sponsors, Huss. Which confuses Joey Styles no end.

 

3) Singles Match

Sid Vicious defeated Masahiro Chono in 9:28 (*3/4)

Chono fared surprisingly well against Big Sid, working on the right leg to eliminate the height difference. But Sid eventually ducked a LARIATOOOOO~! attempt and Chokeslammed Chono to turn the tide, before hitting the Powerbomb a minute later to score the pinfall victory.

 

- The DDR Tournament continues! Yes, backstage, the semi finals took place with special judges to determine who'd go into the final. The expert judges assembled were Sunny, Josh Matthews and Torrie Wilson. First up, La Parka defeated Dean Malenko (sporting a neckbrace), when Malenko vacated the stage to chase off Danny Doring who was watching on. In the second semi, The Blue Meanie beat Brian Knobbs. Sunny voted for Knobbs (who sucked), but Matthews disagreed. It was Torrie Wilson casting the deciding vote to give her man Meanie the win. The Nastys attacked Meanie after the decision, before giving Torrie the Pitstop.

 

4) Singles Match

'Dangerous' Danny Doring defeated Dean Malenko in 6:48 (**)

Playing the face role, Malenko survived focused work on his neck and had Doring wrapped in the Cloverleaf. But with JJ Dillon distracting referee Hebner, Barry Windham ran out and nailed Malenko with a Lariat. Doring got the win as a result.

 

- Dillon and Windham were confronted as they got through the curtains by Gene Okerlund. Dillon claimed that Malenko made the biggest mistake of his life by claiming there were more important things in the UWE than the Midnight Horsemen and he paid for it, at the hands of the fourth Horsemen, Barry Windham.

 

- A video rolled, previewing the upcoming debut of a new tag team...The Straight Edge Assasins, CM Punk and his new protegé Johnny Stamboli. Punk begins to talk of his intentions to rid the UWE of it's wrongs, but has to stop midway through to get Stamboli to put his cigar out. Expect hilarity to ensue in a few weeks' time.

 

5) Singles Match

'Da Bad Guy' Scott Hall defeated Sean O'Haire by DQ in 8:10

A heated match that deserved a better ending than Randy Orton running in an RKOing O'Haire. A two-on-one beatdown started up post-match, until ROAD WARRIOR ANIMAL ran down the aisle and cleared house to a booming reaction! Orton and O'Haire retreated, as Animal grabbed the mic and challenged Orton and O'Haire to a match next week against the UWE's newest tag team...The Road Siders!

 

- Backstage, Christopher Daniels is lying face-down in a pool of his own blood, which has created quite a crowd backstage. Eventually through the crowd pushes Dustin Rhodes, claiming that 'he'd take things from here...this is officially a crime scene'. Everyone shrugged their shoulders and walked off. He checked on Daniels and pulled out what looked to be a piece of cardboard with a piece of glass taped onto it. Rhodes looks through the glass, spotting a pair of very familar sunglasses and picking them up. With a smile, Rhodes nods and walks off...leaving Daniels groaning on the concrete floor.

 

- Stevie Richards was furious that there were now six men ready to fight against Clockwork Violence, rendering his stable's numbers advantage useless.

 

6) UWE Television Championship Match

Rey Mysterio © beat Paul London in 16:29 (****1/4)

What a match! A real aerial display from both men with some really close nearfalls. Eventually, Mysterio got his knees up on a London's Calling attempt and cradled him over with a hurricanrana for the pinfall. Post match, Jamie Noble and then Brian Pillman tried to attack the two men, only for Dustin Rhodes to run out with the cops! The cops quickly cuffed Pillman and dragged him off, Rhodes walking with them all the way, as Rey and London eventually fought Noble off and shook hands.

 

- Meanwhile, Pillman was carted off by the rozzers. Rhodes waved him off before commenting on another job well done.

 

7) Extreme Rules Sixman Tag Team Match

The Midnight Horsemen beat The New Gangsta-Nators and Jerry Lynn in 8:28 (*)

The Extreme Rules saw New Jack bring out 'tha plundah' or, the 'HUSS!'...depending on which commentator you listened to. Obviously the former ECW trio had the advantage in that environment and even a run-in from Barry Windham didn't stop them, as Dean Malenko was quickly out to make the save. However, eventually Saturn took an Anderson Spinebuster on a trash can...and as Lynn and Anderson brawled to the floor, Eaton hit the Alabama Jam and got the victory.

 

8) Fourway Elimination Match for the UWE Universal Championship

Randy Savage outlasted 'The Heartbreak Kid' Shawn Michaels, Ken Shamrock and Sting at 20:48 (**1/2)

The first fall saw the three faces teaming up on Savage until he bailed from the ring, at which point Shamrock went to work on Michaels and Sting. That turned the match into a fully-fledged fourway dance. At one point, Sting had the Scorpion Deathlock on Shamrock while he had the Ankle Lock on Savage, with neither tapping. The first elimination came when the masked man from last week ran into the ring and clocked Sting with the pipe. Michaels was up too, but the masked man didn't go after him for some reason. Savage got the pin on Sting a short while later at 8:37.

Into the second fall and again, Michaels and Shamrock teamed up to take on Savage and nearly eliminated him when Shamrock had the Ankle Lock on. But Savage reached the ropes. The double-teaming continued for a few minutes more but Savage wouldn't stay down. So eventually, Michaels turned around and hit Sweet Chin Music on Shamrock and eliminated him instead at the 12:12 mark.

That left Randy Savage and Shawn Michaels to do battle over the Universal Championship, which they sure did. Michaels nearly stole the win with a rolling cradle which got a CLOSE nearfall...which started off a chain of run-ins. Out came the other five members of Clockwork Violence. Only for Sid, Hall, Animal and Shamrock to run out and brawl with them around ringside. Sting then came out to help, but suddenly, here comes the masked man...and Sting chases him through the crowd. As the brawl continued on the floor, HBK missed Sweet Chin Music and took a lowblow from Savage. Savage quickly set up Michaels for a piledriver, waiting for Stevie to slide a chair in before spiking HBK on the steel! Richards pulled the chair back out as Savage hit the Top Rope Elbow, made the cover and got the three to become the first-ever UWE Universal Champion! We go off the air with the faces attending to HBK, while Clockwork Violence celebrate.

 

 

Next Week-

The RoadSiders vs. Orton and O'Haire

Sid vs. The Mountie

La Parka vs. Carlito Carribean Cool

[JoeDirt 0]

King, that was some great shit.

[Zack Malibu 0]

We're gonna go with Eskimo this round, because Dance Dance Dean Malenko and Nathan Jones is going to be entertaining on so many levels. We really should be on a creative team in real life guys.

 

OK, so coming off his show, we have:

 

Test gone, kaput, see ya later.

 

Dustin Rhodes in a Miami Vice gimmick.

 

Daniels as #1 Contender to the TV Title.

 

The new tag team of "Kamala Punk" on their way.

 

Tension with Kronik, the Nasties and the Horsemen over the tag belts.

 

Rey retains the TV belt.

 

The Masked Man attacking both Parka and Vega.

 

Savage wins the Universal Title.

 

First off, an updated roster:

 

CM Punk

Kamala

Scott Hall (SUSPENDED FOR DRUG USE-60 DAYS)

The Mountie

Brian Adams

Bryan Clarke

Paul London

Jerry Lynn

Ken Shamrock

Randy Orton

Rey Mysterio

La Parka

Max Moon

Blue Meanie

Dustin Rhodes

Christopher Daniels

Shawn Michaels

New Jack

Road Warrior Animal

British Bulldog

Sting

Perry Saturn (FOOT/ANKLE INJURY, OUT ONE MONTH)

David Flair

Sid Vicious

Savio Vega

Brian Pillman

Alex Wright

Nathan Jones

Dean Malenko

Arn Anderson

Bobby Eaton

Stan Lane

Barry Windham

Waylon Mercy

Carlito Carribean Cool

Sean O'Haire

Jamie Noble

Randy Savage

 

Note that I stopped doing the face/heel thing due to you guys working turns into your angles (which is a good thing!). I also threw some "issues" with talent in their to work into the fed.

 

Gone are The Nasty Boys, Danny Doring, Test, Hardcore Holly, The Patriot and Sonny Siaki.

 

In are Konnan, Barry Horowitz, Headbanger Mosh and Owen Hart

 

Staff are all still the same. Feel free to keep Berzerker on if you'd like.

 

NOW, the stips for the next show:

 

You can't use Chono, Sting or Daniels, since they're doing a promotional appearance in Japan for a show we're doing in a month or so.

 

Punk/Kamala debut with a promo in the arena.

 

The Nasties departure needs to be explained, since they were just on the PPV. They cannot be on the show, they're already gone.

 

Continue the Masked Man angle with segments involving Carlito, Vega, Parka, and "Dustin Vice". He's unmasked this coming PPV (counting this show, we'll have four to build it).

 

A Falls Count Anywhere Match happens. It can be any of these:

 

New Jack vs. Rey Mysterio for the TV Title

 

Jerry Lynn vs. Stevie Richards

 

Randy Orton vs. Max Moon

 

One of the wrestlers is injured, and is put out for an indeterminate amount of time, legit. Botched spots happen, people.

[JoeDirt 0]

Max Moon and Konnan are the same person.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Not uh. Konnan was the original, but we he ducked out of doing it, the costume was passed onto former AWA star Paul Diamond, also notable for being Kato in the Orient Express, as well as the guy Shawn Michaels took on in his TWA match before his WWE return.

 

I should know. I marked for Max Moon. So NYAH~!

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It's UWE Rage!

 

Video highlights of the First Blood PPV are played, befoe Tenay and Styles welcome us to the show, both relieved at not having the Bezerker with them. Tenay announces Chris Daniels will get his TV title shot at Rey Mysterio next week, while tonight will feature a 10 man Gauntlet to determine the No 1 contender to the World Title.

 

1. Headbanger Mosh pinned Nathan Jones w/Dean Malenko with a cradle (4.23) 1/2*

Jones took the early advantage with his strength, but Mosh was able to come back and score a debut victory with a simple roll up.

 

-Macho Man Randy Savage proudly displayed the glittering UWE World Title around his waist. The rest of Clockwork Violence have thrown a party for him backstage, with Masa Chono working hard on the DDR machine. Into the party walks Sting, who shakes Savage's hand, but tells the champ he wants a 1 on 1 match for the belt.

 

-Dean Malenko tells Nathan Jones he will coach him, despite his loss tonight. Malenko tries to get Jones to learn an armbar, but Nathan just runs around the ring attempting numerous big boots. Dean sighs. This is going to be hard work.

 

2. Tag Titles No 1 Contendership

Kronik defeat the Nasty Boys by no-show, no rating

Adams and Clarke waited in the ring until the referee was forced to declare the match in their favour. Kronik then showed footage of them locking two figures in the boot of a car and pushing it off a cliff.

 

-Tenay wonders if Kronik just murdered the Nasty Boys. No one else seems too concerned.

 

-CM Punk is in the ring with Kamala. The Ugandan Giant sniffs Punks boots, while CM explains that whilst on a trip to Africa, he accidentally ran over and killed Kamala's wife, Ulala, in his truck. To make amends, Punk is helping Kamala's wrestling career in the States. Mike Tenay wonders if this is all slightly racist. No one else seems too concerned.

 

-Randy Orton is backstage, complaining about being absent from the PPV. Max Moon tells him to meet him in the ring to put up or shut up.

 

3. Randy Orton and Max Moon went to a no contest in a Falls Count Anywhere Match when Moon had to be stretchered out after landing badly on an Orton super plex ** (3.22)

 

-Dustin Vice comes into the locker room following a hard work out and finds his protein shake has been stolen. Rhodes swears to find the culprit.

 

4. Arn Anderson & Bobby Eaton defeated La Parka and David Flair in a non-title match with an Anderson spinebuster on Flair (5.43) **1/2

Kronik stormed the ring post match and laid out the Horsemen with their power moves.

 

-Dustin Vice interrogates Carlito, who says it wouldn't have been cool to have drank Dustin's shake.

 

-The 10 men in the Gauntlet are revealed- Sting, HBK, Sid Vicious, Ken Shamrock, Scott Hall, Rey Mysterio, Paul London, Brian Pillman, Sean O'Haire and a mystery entrant. Entry order will be drawn randomly.

 

-Dustin Vice moves onto Savio Vega, who has his own shake, apparently. Suddenly, THE MASKED MAN took out both men with a crow bar and drained the last of a protein shake before throwing the bottle onto Dustin's body.

 

5. Jamie Noble pinned Barry Horowitz with a Tiger Bomb (2.56) *3/4

A squash win for Noble as he announced his intention to get back in the hunt for the TV title.

 

-Eaton, Anderson and Lane said they wouldn't defend the Tag Titles agaisnt Kronik until the next PPV, so there.

 

-Alex Wright complained about being left off the show, so THE MASKED MAN destroyed him too.

 

6. 10 Man Gauntlet for No 1 Contendership to World Title

This match featured two men starting in the ring, with a new man entering only when a pinfall, submission, DQ or count out was called. First two men into the ring were Paul London and Scott Hall.

 

London pinned Hall with a roll up @ 5.23, *3/4

London pinned Rey Mysterio with the London Calling @16.34 ***

Ken Shamrock made London tap to the Ankle Lock @ 23.23 **1/2

Sean O'Haire pinned Shamrock with a Sean-ton Bomb @ 28.03 **

HBK pinned O'Haire with Sweet Chin Music @28.56 DUD

HBK pinned Sid Vicious with Sweet Chin Music @31.43 3/4*

HBK pinned Sting with a roll up @40.31 after Sid Vicious ran back in and destroyed Sting with a powerbomb! ***

Mystery entrant Owen Hart made HBK submit to the Sharpshooter @ 54.12 ***1/2

Owen was promptly jumped by Clockwork Violence, as Randy Savage watched on and Tenay decried the attack.

 

Next week:

 

TV Title: Rey Mysterio vs. Christopher Daniels

Nathan Jones vs. Blue Meanie

Sting confronts Sid Vicious over his actions in the Gauntlet

Plus MORE!

[Richard 0]

UWE Rage wk 5

 

Styles, Tenay, & Berzerker welcome us to another action-packed episode. Before much else can be said, Clockwork Violence makes a grand entrance. Richards demands a standing ovation for the Universal Champion. Savage gloats over his demolishing of HBK, Shamrock, and Sting. This brings out Shawn Michaels who challenges him to a rematch. Matcho Man laughed at him but agrees to give Shawn a shot next week, if he can defeat Stevie & Orton in a handicapped match.

 

Rey Mysterio admits to being intimidaded by New Jack, but he will do what he must do to keep the belt.

 

1. Falls Count Anywhere TV Title Match: Rey Mysterio© d. New Jack at 10:52 (*½) Konnan came out of the crowd and cracked a baseball bat over New Jack’s skull to help Rey retain. Paul London and Torrie Wilson come out as Konnan presents the new and improved Filthy Animals.

 

Tenay announces that the Nasty Boys are no longer with the company due to personal issues. For more information, call the hotline. This means Blue Meanie gets a bye into the finals of the DDR tournament.

 

Dance Dance Revolution Semifinal: It’s a close contest but La Parka defeats Dean Malenko. Afterwards, the masked figure hits the chairman with his own chair.

 

Sean O’Haire rips on Scott Hall for being a druggie. He notes that there are plenty of other offenders in the back, including tonight’s opponent, the British Bulldog. Davey comes out and the match begins.

 

2. Sean O’Haire d. British Bulldog at 8:25 after ramming Smith’s head into an exposed turnbuckle. (**) Afterwards Sean chokes out Bulldog until Owen Hart comes to the rescue.

 

Larry Zybysko cuts a promo for Kronik, who have a tag title shot next.

 

3. Tag Title Match: Midnight Horsemen© fought Kronik to a double dq at 13:26 when things get too out of control (**). Arn Anderson is injured by a botched High Times and will be out for awhile.

 

KamalaPunk comes to the ring. CM Punk admits to not exactly being overjoyed with his new tag partner, but it’s just another obstacle to overcome. Kamala eats away at a huge slab of some unidentified animal.

 

4. Jerry Lynn d. Alex Wright with a cradle piledriver at 11:35 (**½).

 

Dustin Vice is backstage trying to grow out his hair when CCC and Savio Vega approach him. CCC makes fun of his gimmick, as he is nowhere near as cool as Carlito. Dustin challenges the both of them to a tag match.

 

5. Sid d. the Mountie in a glorified squash at 3:13 (*½) Afterwards, Brian Pillman comes out challenging Sid to a match to see who the biggest psycho in UWE really is. It’s accepted.

 

Barry Windham complains about not getting any tv time. Ken Shamrock says he can get in the ring with him next week.

 

6. Dustin Vice & Road Warrior Animal d. Los Boriculas Nuevo by dq at 5:03 when the Masked man chaired Dustin (**). Animal chased him off.

 

HBK is giving an interview with Mean Gene when Barry Horrowitz interrupts to announce that he’s converted to Islam and will now be called Muhammad Ali Hussein.

 

7. Shawn Michaels d. Stevie Richards & Randy Orton at 11:03 when Shawn pinned Richards with a back suplex (***)

 

HBK and Matcho Man stare down each other as the show ends.

 

Next Week:

UWE Title: Randy Savage© vs. Shawn Michaels

Sid vs. Brian Pillman

DDR final: Blue Meanie vs. La Parka

[Zack Malibu 0]

Pyromaniac wins this round.

 

So now, he's booked the following for this show:

 

UWE Title: Randy Savage© vs. Shawn Michaels

Sid vs. Brian Pillman

DDR final: Blue Meanie vs. La Parka

 

And apparently Shamrock vs. Windham, according to their confrontation.

 

So, the stips this time around:

 

Four corners tag team match to see who will take on the champs come the next PPV.

 

Name the next PPV.

 

Masked Man cuts a vignette on his target for the PPV.

 

Run a skit involving Punk, Kamala, Dustin Vice, a thighmaster, and the mens room.

 

Have a "wild card" match, because the semi-main at the PPV will be a 4 on 4 "Random Act of Violence", similar to the Survivor Series '95 Wild Card match with faces and heels teaming together. Try to set up some storylines for it.

[JoeDirt 0]

I've been out of this for a bit, but I swear I'll be back soon!

[Richard 0]

No, I don't have anything better to do than resurrect old threads.

 

 

UWE Rage WK 6

 

Joey Styles, Mike Tenay, and Berzerker start off the show by hyping the upcoming ppv “UWE Second Blood”. Styles isn’t thrilled with the name, but Tenay tries to convince the audience that the action will be so fantastic that a good name isn’t needed. Berzerker has his own idea for a show name.

 

Styles announces that tonight, we will be introduced to the Randomizer©, which will pair teams together at random. While many wrestlers don’t like it, it is sure to set up some exciting match-ups. Mean Gene draws the first team, which is Alex Wright and the British Bulldog. Josh Matthews draws the second, which is Max Moon and Waylon Mercy.

 

JJ Dillon comes out with Eaton and Lane. He says that Arn is badly injured and will be unavailable for awhile. However, he states that Eaton has the right to choose a replacement, and thus the Midnight Express will re-form.

 

1. Kronik d. Masa Chono/Randy Orton, Los Boriculas Nuevos, and New Jack/Jerry Lynn at 12:54 when Adams pinned Vega following a “High Times”. (**) The MX come out and jaw with the winners.

 

DDR Finals: Blue Meanie and La Parka both give it their all and both receive a similar level of applause, leading to a second round. This time Parka is the clear winner. Meanie congratulates the champ.

 

C M Punk stands outside a stall while Kamala can be heard groaning and farting. Punk scolds his partner on his poor diet and suggests adding more fiber to it. Dustin Vice walks in holding a thighmaster. He complains about the stench and lights a match. Punk asks about the thighmaster, and Dustin says that while some men read on the crapper, he prefers to do what exercise he can . Dustin goes into the neighboring stall and closes the door. After Dustin starts making his own sick noises, Punk decides to get the hell out of there.

 

2. Ken Shamrock d. Barry Windham by making Barry submit to the ankle lock at 11:12 (***). Windham attacks Shamrock afterwards and demands a rematch.

 

Back in the bathroom, Dustin walks out of the stall. After asking Kamala if he needed a doctor, he decides to light another match, which causes an explosion, leaving Rhodes in blackface.

 

3. Wild Card match: British Bulldog and Alex Wright d. Max Moon and Waylon Mercy when Davey Boy pinned Moon following a running powerslam at 8:03 (**1/4). Afterwards, Sean O’Haire attacks Bulldog, and Owen comes to rescue again.

 

Malenko is training with Nathan Jones when Dillon stops by to tell Dean that if he had joined his stable, he would have been the replacement partner. Malenko responds that he wants to earn titles, not be given them. JJ says that Dean can have a title shot whenever he wants, but he suggests hooking up with a real wrestler. Dean prevents Nathan from attacking.

 

4.. Sid Vicious battles Brian Pillman to a double countout at 7:37 (*3/4). The match decends into a hardcore brawl throughout the arena, with David Flair, the Mountie, Chono, and Orton interfering for Pillman and Daniels, Noble, and the Filthy Animals aiding Sid. As staff members are breaking it up, New Jack runs in with a bat and gets revenge on Konnan. Dustin walks by still in blackface. Upon eying New Jack, he quickly turns around and runs away.

 

In a pretaped vignette, the Masked Man reveals his reason for invading the UWE: to destroy Sting! Tenay and Styles believe Ric Flair is up to his old tricks, while Berzerker believe that the clues point to “HUSS!”

 

5. UWE Championship: Randy Savage © d. Shawn Micheals by countout at 11:25 when members of Clockwork Violence attacked HBK when he was thrown out of the ring, preventing him from returning. (**1'2) Sting, Shamrock, Bulldog, and Owen make the save.

 

Next Week:

Ken Shamrock vs. Barry Windham in a rematch

Bobby Eaton vs. Bryan Clarke

Rey Mysterio and Paul London vs. New Jack and Jerry Lynn

KamalaPunk vs. Los Boriculas Nuevos

Another wild card tag team match

 

At UWE Second Blood:

UWE TV Championship: Rey Mysterio Jr © vs. Christopher Daniels

UWE Tag Championship: Midnight Express © vs. Kronik

Sting vs. the Mystery Man

"Random Act of Violence"Match: A 4 on 4 match featuring teams put together by the randomizer. The first two competitors revealed are the British Bulldog and Sean O’Haire.

[Jebus 0]

This was good stuff.

 

Come back Zack and restart this thing!

[Vern Gagne 0]

I didn't even notice this was three years old until about half-way down the first page of the thread.

[luke-o 0]

Yeah, neither did I, but ive been enjoying reading it though.

[Hasbeen1 0]

I've never filled out a fantasy booking card or TV program, but it looks like this might be fun or at least something to pass the time. One thing I"m confused on, what year is it as far as the talent in the original thread goes, or does that even matter.

[Hasbeen1 0]

I'll just go with most everyone in their prime or not too far after, unless it's a "debuting" wrestler according to my booking or it suits the storyline in other ways. To avoid getting any ideas, even without knowing it, I'll paste mine in here without looking at the others. I'll probably do a few shows at a time and see how it goes from there.

[Hasbeen1 0]

Having to start with show 1, but I can go from there hopefully:

 

Show 1: 60 minutes with commercials.

No intro, as we see announcers Mike Tenay and Joey Styles in the ring. Crowd, prompted just before the show started, is going nuts. Tenay welcomes everyone at home to Houston TX, for the first ever hour of Universal Wrestling. Crowd goes nuts again. Styles says he knows everyone doesn't want to see the announcers, they want wrestling, so he starts to give the first match, Perry Saturn vs Jerry Lynn-a first round heavyweight tournament title match.

 

Of course, he's interrupted, and we hear "Pomp and Circumstance", the original. Down the aisle with full robe and ski glasses, and with the lovely Elizabeth, is Macho Man Randy Savage. The Macho Man orders Elizabeth to get a microphobne from ringside announcer Howard Finkel, then tells Tenay and Styles there won't be a tournament, because he deserves the belt. He's been WCW world champion, WWF world champion, Intercontinental champion, US champion, every champion of "every federation in the universe" and every other wrestler is wasting his time.

 

Styles says he expected something like this, but thought it might be from others in the locker room. He replies there will be a tournament, Savage isn't getting the belt automatically, and if he doesn't like it, he can go back to rapping about ex-wrestlers he hates. Some of the fans in the audience get a kick out of the smart reference. After Savage leaps onto the apron and points, Styles quickly adds these aren't his words, they're coming from the back. Savage finally agrees, and heads back while still ordering Elizabeth around. (6:00)

 

Opening credits feature most every wrestler and talent on the roster, with Savage, Sting, Michaels, Vicious and the Patriot getting most of it. No in-ring action in the credits, just cuts from backstage type promos and close ups with various backgrounds or lighting. Last scene is a shot of the Patriot at Arlington Memorial outside DC. (1:00)

 

After music and introductions for each, Jerry Lynn and Perry Saturn square off in a great match. Tenay notes the wrestlers' backgrounds in ECW. Styles mentions they have wrestled in another leagues in the U.S., with a not so subtle "Saturn is mopping the floor" with Lynn when Saturn takes control late in the match. Mr JL is also brought up. Tenay says therel are two tag tournament matches and two singles tournament scheduled matches tonight. The end comes when Lynn misses a dive onto the floor, is rolled back in and Saturn makes him submit with Rings of Saturn. The announcers play up how Lynn controlled much of the match and might have never ended up in the Rings if not for the failed dive. (9:00)

 

Commercial (3:00)

 

In the back, Gene Okerlund interviews Savage. At first he wants to get Elizabeth's take, but Savage tells Okerlund he's the star, not her, and he'll knock Okerlund out if he tries that again. Savage says he should have been given the belt, he's the best wrestler in the world, and if it takes beating up everyone in Universal Wrestling, he'll do it. (Ooh, yeah). (1:30)

 

Back to the ring, for the first match in the Universal tag tournament. The Nasty Boys are taking on Paul London and Jamie Noble. While London and Noble come to the ring, footage from a brief interview earlier in the night is aired. London and Noble tell Matthews they don't necessarily like each other, but they respect each other, and they know teaming up is the best way, right now, for them to get gold. London and Noble defeat the Nasty Boys in a semi-squash in 5:00. Tenay and Styles tell the viewers both the tag and singles tournaments are random draws. Tenay calls it a huge upset, and says they'll wrestle in the second round next week. (6:30)

 

Commercial (3:00)

 

Segment introducing Nathan Jones, his first appearance in the United States. As he walks down the street everyone looks at him then looks away quickly, intimidated. He runs into New Jack, who said he just had some time to kill before the show, and we see some "whitey" on the ground. "Who the f--k are you, Crocodile Dundee," New Jack says. Jones asks what the man did, and New Jack says "he looked at me". Jones laughs and says he likes New Jack's style and they walk off together. (2:30)

 

Back to the ring for another singles tournament match, the Patriot vs Test. Southern crowd is huge into the Patriot, after telling Test he should go back to Canada. Test uses basic power moves to control early, Patriot comes back and uses some rather cheap shots to gain the advantage but Tenay says when you're in there with a powerhouse like Test, sometimes you have to just do what you can to win the match. No mention of Test's WWF past. Patriot ends up with the win and gets another loud ovation (5:30).

 

In the back, London and Noble are discussing their win, and get a sincere congratulations from Shawn Micheals (huge pop when he's seen on the big screen). Michaels leaves and Torrie Wilson and Sunny arrive almost at the same time. Each was impressed, and each in her own way, says she could do "a lot" for the team. They leave and London and Noble are speechless. (2:00)

 

Commercial (3:00)

 

Segment introducing Carlito, who's only wrested in Puerto Rico until now. Carlito is on the beach, admiring the ladies and bragging, and tells everyone he's the son of the great Carlos Colon. But that doesn't matter, because "you idiots" don't know who Carlos Colon is, and besides "I'm better than him anyway." Carlito says he's coming to America to show everyone what cool is all about, forgetting Puerto Rico isn't a foreign country (2:30).

 

Back to the ring, Tenay is pretty miffed about Carlito's disrespect toward the legendary Carlos Colon. The final match of the show is another in the tag tournament, Bobby Eaton and Stan Lane against Dean Malenko and Arn Anderson. Another great match with all four in perfect shape. Pretty clean until the end, with Anderson hitting Lane from behind the leg while the ref's back is turned and Malenko getting the submission with the cloverleaf. Anderson gives a strong promo about how he and Malenko will dominate the competition, while Styles wonders if a manager would not have helped the Midnight Express avoid Anderson's outside interference. (12:00)

 

(Final segment) To the back, where Savage is still raising hell about not being awarded the belt. He turns over a water table, punches out Sonny Siaki who happened to be walking by, then really unloads from behind on Saturn, who won the opening match of the tournament. Styles says for him to stop, he's just learned who he'll be facing in the tournament next week. Savage is watching on a backstage monitor and Styles says he better lace those boots tight as his first round opponent is the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels. Savage then goes more nuts as the show ends.

[Richard 0]

Not bad, but if you're going to start from the beginning, you should probably start a new thread. But I guess you can wait and see if this thread actually goes anywhere.

[Hasbeen1 0]

Yeah, I didn't think I needed to start another since I'd be using the wrestlers given in the original post.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Holy shit! I can't believe you guys bumped this!

 

I'll definitely run this again if there's interest, and go through the most recent posts later today.

[Hasbeen1 0]

I will probably start mine on a different thread since I got in on it late and didn't really follow the rules. It might be a few more days, I've been trying to be at three different ball parks at the same time.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I'll start from scratch again, using this same thread (as to not make up another one). That way newcomers like yourself and the guys still interested can all get into it at once. I'll make a post on it tomorrow.

[Hasbeen1 0]

Are you planning on running a whole new list of wrestlers? I was a little stumped on what to do with some of those, lol. I'll probably start mine again in another post but go with your restart in here.

[JHawk 0]

If this restarts, I'm there!

[Zack Malibu 0]

I'll restart it the same way, with a set roster to start off with, certain staff, etc. Then every couple of days, I'll read what you guys post, pick what show to build from, and so on and so forth. Same way, different roster.

[King Cucaracha 0]

Man, I can barely even remember writing those shows. My memory must be worse than I thought. Then again, I can't really blame myself for wanting to block the memory of the DDR Tournament out of my head I guess.

[Rendclaw 0]

That was pretty horrible, yes.

 

Not to mention Pillman's craziness was just a bit overdone.

[cd213 0]

I wasn't around the firs time, but I think I'd like to take a swing at this.