TNA to run a bus to Victory Road from Nashville

[cmpunk04 0]

TNA have announced on their Street Team website that they are looking for people to go on a bus from Nashville to Victory road similar to the ROH service. I guess this is to show they have not ignored the Nashville crowd.

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

As a tribue to Lex Luger and Jeff Hardy, the fans have been asked to show up one hour late.

[Guest Coffey]

Well, if they decide to swing back up to Terre Haute, then I'll ride.

[Stephen 0]

TNA needs to make money off this ppv somehow.

[slimm44 0]

That's a rip-off for those who actually do that. I mean yeah, it may be cheaper than a plane ticket. But it will be slower and the ticket will be 10 dollars more than that of those who paid for the whole event package. Plus they have to provide their own lodging and stuff

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

TNA needs to make money off this ppv somehow.

Providing a quality product that lots of people want to pay to see would seem the obvious solution to that problem.

[Guest Coffey]

That's a rip-off for those who actually do that. I mean yeah, it may be cheaper than a plane ticket. But it will be slower and the ticket will be 10 dollars more than that of those who paid for the whole event package. Plus they have to provide their own lodging and stuff

I don't know man. The ride could be worth it if you got the right fans on the bus with you. Some good wrestling discussion could go down, you never know. Might make some new friends.

 

Of course, you could be stuck with a lot of shitty Jeff Hardy fans that just like to talk about how hot he is too.

[Guest MikeSC]

TNA needs to make money off this ppv somehow.

Providing a quality product that lots of people want to pay to see would seem the obvious solution to that problem.

Dude, that's just crazy talk.

-=Mike

[Twisted Intestine 0]

The bus ride would be fun if it was full of smarks, and not marks..

 

Getting drunk and spending the day with fellow wrestling fans can lead to interesting conversations and an all around good time.

[Guest Phenom]

The bus ride would be fun if it was full of smarks, and not marks..

 

Getting drunk and spending the day with fellow wrestling fans can lead to interesting conversations and an all around good time.

TNA fan #1: You know what? I think Jeff Jarrett has too much power (hic).

 

TNA fan #2: Well, at-(hic)at-(hic)atleast he isn't Jeff Hardy.

 

TNA fan #1: Good point. (Vomits)

[Guest MikeSC]

The bus ride would be fun if it was full of smarks, and not marks..

 

Getting drunk and spending the day with fellow wrestling fans can lead to interesting conversations and an all around good time.

What's with the use of plurals, here?

 

We're talking about TNA's fan base. Multiple people is REALLY optimistic.

-=Mike

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Oh God, I could see it now...

 

Not only a bus full of tie-dyed, screaming Jeff Hardy girl-hick marks...

 

But a bus full of TOOTHLESS, tie-dyed, screaming Jeff Hardy girl-hick marks...

[Guest Coffey]

Don't forget adjectives like chubby, obtuse, fat or obese.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

I didn't know if most southerners could afford that much food, though.

[Guest whitemilesdavis]

Fatback and livermush aren't that expensive.

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

They could always eat their own young.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Hahaha.

 

I can see the scene now, down in Tennessee.

 

The corporate executive from LA leaves a meeting in Nashville, where his company has just donated soup cans to all the hicks.

 

Just then, a small child in a "Goldberg" T-Shirt approaches him...

 

Child: "A Yuk-yuk! My daddy gave me dis' here Goldberg shirt! You like rasslin'?"

 

Executive: "Argh! That smell! Well, actually, I just purchased four front row tickets for my children for WWE WrestleMania 21 in Los Angeles. It's for their Christmas stockings. They'll be so happy.

 

Child: "My daddy got me 'dem tickets, too! But he says that WrestleMania is in Florida this year and its called WWE Victory Road!"

 

::: the father, covered in flies, then escorts the child away:::

 

Father: "Damnit, don't you be sayin' that to the boy! I can't afford no damn WrestleMania tickets, you hear? Plus, these were only 5 bucks! An' maybe I'll get the boy his first toothbrush!"

 

Child: "Jeff Hardy!!!! Extreme!!!!!"

[natey2k4 0]

lmao... that was so interesting lol

[TheBigSwigg 0]

Hahaha.

 

I can see the scene now, down in Tennessee.

 

The corporate executive from LA leaves a meeting in Nashville, where his company has just donated soup cans to all the hicks.

 

Just then, a small child in a "Goldberg" T-Shirt approaches him...

 

Child: "A Yuk-yuk! My daddy gave me dis' here Goldberg shirt! You like rasslin'?"

 

Executive: "Argh! That smell! Well, actually, I just purchased four front row tickets for my children for WWE WrestleMania 21 in Los Angeles. It's for their Christmas stockings. They'll be so happy.

 

Child: "My daddy got me 'dem tickets, too! But he says that WrestleMania is in Florida this year and its called WWE Victory Road!"

 

::: the father, covered in flies, then escorts the child away:::

 

Father: "Damnit, don't you be sayin' that to the boy! I can't afford no damn WrestleMania tickets, you hear? Plus, these were only 5 bucks! An' maybe I'll get the boy his first toothbrush!"

 

Child: "Jeff Hardy!!!! Extreme!!!!!"

Have you ever been to Tennessee?

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

I prefer to stay away from areas whose main attraction are orange-puke colored football teams and "the Grand Ole Oprey!"

[Guest MikeSC]

I prefer to stay away from areas whose main attraction are orange-puke colored football teams and "the Grand Ole Oprey!"

What about "Dollywood"? You can't hate Dollywood!

-=Mike

...And Bulldogs > Steiners

[Guest Salacious Crumb]

Being stuck on a bus with regular people is bad enough. I can't imagine how awful it would be with a bus full of wrestling fans.

[TheBigSwigg 0]

I prefer to stay away from areas whose main attraction are orange-puke colored football teams and "the Grand Ole Oprey!"

You forget the Titans, the Grizzlies, Graceland, and the recording studio that brought us Elvis, Johnny Cash, and Jerry Lee Lewis.

 

Besides, Tennessee is full of hillbillies, not rednecks or hicks. For Rednecks, go to Georgia or South Carolina, for Hicks, go to North Carolina, and for snaggle-tooth, go to Mississippi or Alabama.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

I prefer to stay away from areas whose main attraction are orange-puke colored football teams and "the Grand Ole Oprey!"

You forget the Titans, the Grizzlies, Graceland, and the recording studio that brought us Elvis, Johnny Cash, and Jerry Lee Lewis.

 

Besides, Tennessee is full of hillbillies, not rednecks or hicks. For Rednecks, go to Georgia or South Carolina, for Hicks, go to North Carolina, and for snaggle-tooth, go to Mississippi or Alabama.

Where can I find bumpkins?

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

I'm a big Johnny Cash fan...the others can stay.

 

And Steiners > Bulldogs.

[TheBigSwigg 0]

I prefer to stay away from areas whose main attraction are orange-puke colored football teams and "the Grand Ole Oprey!"

You forget the Titans, the Grizzlies, Graceland, and the recording studio that brought us Elvis, Johnny Cash, and Jerry Lee Lewis.

 

Besides, Tennessee is full of hillbillies, not rednecks or hicks. For Rednecks, go to Georgia or South Carolina, for Hicks, go to North Carolina, and for snaggle-tooth, go to Mississippi or Alabama.

Where can I find bumpkins?

Arkansas