The Thank GOD the election is over thread

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

So now what's going to be on the news?

[Guest Cerebus]

How the next 4 years will be Bush finishing his job destroying the world most likely.

[Vyce 0]

Is IS officially over, as Kerry has conceded.

 

Thank GOD.

[teke184 0]

So now what's going to be on the news?

The Scott Peterson murder trial is in jury deliberations, so that will be the big news story for the next two weeks.

[Guest thebigjig]

How the next 4 years will be Bush finishing his job destroying the world most likely.

Or the next 4 years of President George W. Christ doing Gods Godly work

[Guest Salacious Crumb]

I feel like shit right now after being up till 5:30.

 

But thank God they didn't drag it out.

[bob_barron 0]

I feel like shit right now after being up till 5:30.

 

But thank God they didn't drag it out.

Same here

[Guest Loss]

Indeed. I was up until 2:30 myself. I'd love nothing more than a nap.

[Guest Salacious Crumb]

Give me about another 2 hours and then I'll be really pissed off at the media for not calling a winner because they could've at about 2 a.m.

[Guest Cerebus]

I'm very happy that this was decicive. I would be almost as happy if this were flipped in Kerry's favor (but not as quite since I did vote for Bush II)

[Guest thebigjig]

NBC pretty much acknowledged at 11 that the race was over... they didn't "officially" say it but Brokaw and Russert kept stressing how Kerry would need a miracle. That's all I needed before calling it a night

[Stephen Joseph 0]

Hey, how about let's be nice for a change? (to those above posting snide remarks, all others excluded)

 

Maybe now we can focus on the real issues, like getting hockey back

[brokentusk16 0]

What's going to be in the news? Well, I think I can take a wild guess....

 

Jobs continue to dry up.

 

Terrorists will blow up another few buildings.

 

America will continue to piss on other countries, making us even MORE hated.

 

We declare war again (most likely North Korea).

 

And the draft is reinstated.

 

How about that? Is that enough?

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Now who's going to run in '08 for both sides?...

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

Edwards/Obama Vs Rudy/Random Republican drawn out of a hat.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Figures you'd have a black man play second fiddle to a loser...

[bob_barron 0]

I'm listening to the Al Franken Factor right now.

 

Someone isn't happy

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

BTW: What's Edwards going to do now that he's unemployed?

 

Oh bob, give updates, please...

[teke184 0]

I'm listening to the Al Franken Factor right now.

 

Someone isn't happy

I'm still waiting for Janene Garafolo's hangover to wear off and for her to start claiming there were enough voting irregularities that she doesn't have to pay off her bet with Sean Hannity over the election results.

[Guest thebigjig]

I'm listening to the Al Franken Factor right now.

 

Someone isn't happy

I guess you were expecting him to jump for joy and to offer his congrats...

 

Because we all know Sean Hannity would've done the same think if Kerry would've won.

 

Jesus, he's a radio pundit... what do you expect?

[bob_barron 0]

Al Franken is stabbing Kerry in the back.

 

He's ripping on the global test remark, his stance on Iraq and lying about the Vietnam medals.

 

He called Bush supporters 'delusional'

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

What's my icon/subtitle, KKK?

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

And change my username to "I <3 KARL ROVE" or something stupid like that. I give you permission.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

I can't really articulate all the ways I am pissed off at the Democratic party right now. I will say that McAuliffe better get his ass booted.

 

I'd also say that Al Gore put up more of a fight than John Kerry.

 

The reason why a lot of people don't vote is because they don't believe in the "Lesser of Two Evils"

 

They don't come out to vote for Diet Coke when it runs against Coke.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

Oh yeah, and fuck young people. You craven pieces of shit who try to pretend that you matter when you don't fucking vote.

[Guest Salacious Crumb]

Has there been any spin on the youth vote not turning out yet?

[Guest thebigjig]

Al Franken is stabbing Kerry in the back.

 

He's ripping on the global test remark, his stance on Iraq and lying about the Vietnam medals.

 

He called Bush supporters 'delusional'

Ummmm... BOB I expect YOU of all people to recognize sarcasm considering your the big SNL afficionado on this board

 

Franken was using all of the extreme right wing crap as a joke. Notice how he said "Kerry should've have said he would ban the bible... especially in the christian communities. Maybe the atheists..."

[Guest thebigjig]

Has there been any spin on the youth vote not turning out yet?

Not at all... on the show before the Franken show, they made fun of them by saying "apparently the youth felt that giving a 'shout out' to Kerry meant they voted for him"

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Oh yeah, and fuck young people. You craven pieces of shit who try to pretend that you matter when you don't fucking vote

 

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[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

I'll be bumping that thread, Tyler. Then I'll let you know...