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Arafat has, reportedly, fallen into a coma.

 

So, he isn't doing well.

 

While I'd prefer more pain and suffering, I'll be happy with a simple death for him.

-=Mike

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Why is everyone so worried about peace when the bigger problem is clearly a lack of parking spaces???

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He's in Paris? Interesting

Who hasn't been in Paris?

 

Oh, you mean Paris, France!

-=Mike

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Chirac was at his bedside, apparently.

Were they spooning?

-=Mike

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He's in Paris? Interesting

 

Least he'll say he got to see France before he died. Cause you know, right behind the slaughter of innocent people...seeing France was always on his to do list. If it wasn't so hard organizing mass suicide bombings, he could have taken a vacation and seen all the sites of Europe.

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He's in Paris? Interesting

 

Least he'll say he got to see France before he died. Cause you know, right behind the slaughter of innocent people...seeing France was always on his to do list. If it wasn't so hard organizing mass suicide bombings, he could have taken a vacation and seen all the sites of Europe.

Heck, he could've gone to France to recruit people to do the job for him.

-=Mike

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He's in Paris? Interesting

 

Least he'll say he got to see France before he died. Cause you know, right behind the slaughter of innocent people...seeing France was always on his to do list. If it wasn't so hard organizing mass suicide bombings, he could have taken a vacation and seen all the sites of Europe.

Heck, he could've gone to France to recruit people to do the job for him.

-=Mike

 

You kidding?

FRENCH suicide bombers?

 

He needs one who will do the job, not run back to headquarters. Not to mention with their love of Jerry Lewis, they would probably trip and explode inside the main base.

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I have a feeling that whoever replaces Arafat is going to make him look like Ghandi in comparison.

 

At the pace Israel is going, they may not have anyone left who will want the job.

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I just thought of something. Chirac was bedside with Arafat yet didn't attend Reagan's funeral.

 

That is all. Thank you drive-thru...

 

Reagan took credit for ending the Cold War.

You know how much money the UN lost on the ending of the Cold War?

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Damnit, I don't want him to be comatose. I want him to be awake and experience every second of blinding agony in a long and painful death. This is way to good for a piece of shit like Arafat.

Guest Cerebus
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Ok, so he's on life support and is just about to die.

 

What effect on everything will this more than likely have?

Only God knows and only time will tell I'm afraid. Anyone who claims to "know" is full of shit.

Guest Salacious Crumb
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Damnit, I don't want him to be comatose. I want him to be awake and experience every second of blinding agony in a long and painful death. This is way to good for a piece of shit like Arafat.

Ditto.

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