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Guest keelebasa
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NoCalMike, me, "a gimmick poster?" I don't think so.

 

Firstly, I'm glad everyone loved the poem. Have you ever wrote something absurd about something absurd? Well, I have and some of you've read it. War is absurd. Now that I've explained the reason why I wrote what I wrote. . .

 

Bush won reelection. Why? Jesus freaks didn't get out the vote for him in greater numbers than they did in 2K. Did you think so? I did too, at first. Was it first-time or new voters? No. Bush and Senator Kerry gained about the same number of each of them. What Bush did was what President Clinton did in 1992 and again in 1996. He stole voters from his rival party's old stand-bys. Kerry managed to squander well over 5% of the atheist vote, the Hispanic vote and the women vote. He even lost a few percentage points of the African-American vote.

 

So, while I voted for Ralph Nader 'cause I can't stand the sight of the two-party system, I tip my hat to Bush and Karl Rove and the Republicans. They've given the Democrats a dose of their own medicine. It's usually the Democrats who scare voters into voting for them. This time it was the Republicans.

 

Kerry might've won had his campaign not been the worst one in the last 30 years. Nobody knew who Kerry was. He couldn't get behind enough issues to tell people. Kerry spoke about Mary Cheney "being who she was." When was Kerry ever who he is? You tell me 'cause I don't know that he ever was. The other thing is Kerry never defended himself vehemently against the charges brought by the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth. He waited way too long to address their charges, and when he finally addressed them his response was incoherent.

 

Bush may be ignorant but Bush supporters and Kerry supporters always knew who Bush was. Plus, Bush and the Republicans did with personal attacks against him what the wise man always does: address them one time, deny them and never speak of them again.

 

I'm looking forward to 2008 as long as it spells the end of political nepotism in American politics. Don't you dare speak the name Senator Hillary Clinton to me. She doesn't exist and neither does Governor Jeb Bush. It'd be pretty freaking sweet if the 2008 presidential election mirrored the 2004 Illinois Senate Race--black on black. Yeah, I know I'm dreaming but it's a beautiful dream.

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Maybe if you came onto this board as a newbie and actually just tried to take place in conversation instead of making topics about your stupid poem, (this isn't your damn Angelfire page) and making a new topic to make a rebuttal (and a long, rambling statement) people would respect you a little more.

 

EDIT: And it's kielbasa, unless you were trying to make some obscure pun.

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You're like Unger, C-Bacon, and INXS all rolled into one...

How? He just explained why he thought one party won over the other, along with why John Kerry didn't win.

 

You just said something stupid because everyone likes making fun of those wild and crazy guys. He didn't do anything as drastic as they did, you're just being a moron.

 

However, he has nothing insightful to add and therefore didn't really need to post this. There's no reason to repeat what's been said already.

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You're like Unger, C-Bacon, and INXS all rolled into one...

How? He just explained why he thought one party won over the other, along with why John Kerry didn't win.

 

You just said something stupid because everyone likes making fun of those wild and crazy guys. He didn't do anything as drastic as they did, you're just being a moron.

 

However, he has nothing insightful to add and therefore didn't really need to post this. There's no reason to repeat what's been said already.

Claiming Republican voter intimidation, decrying the evils of Bush's war, posting poetry about war bad, Saddam good....

 

Keep the flamebaiting down a bit, too. It was a joke.

Guest Salacious Crumb
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I don't really care other than he's started two pointless threads.

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If all of the stupid pictures that are posted to prove a point in threads like these, for instance, the fluff ones, had girls like that, CE would be a lot more entertaining...

 

...and it would also be much hotter then LSD.

Well, we don't have TSA in here, so that's a good start

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Seriously, the lesser known conservatives on this board need to extract the sand from their vaginas. You're so quick to jump on someone and stake your claims to superiority. Let it go, men. Let it go.

*Jumps on Tyler*

 

I AMZ TEH SUP3R10RZ!$*()!@$*#()@!$*@#()$

 

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*Shoots self in leg*

Guest Cerebus
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To tell you the truth I was pleasently surprised. But don't say that the Republicans had a monopoly on "scaring voters." Trust me, that is a can of shit you DON'T want to open.

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To tell you the truth I was pleasently surprised. But don't say that the Republicans had a monopoly on "scaring voters." Trust me, that is a can of shit you DON'T want to open.

Indeed. I can mention the draft thing --- but I won't.

-=Mike

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To tell you the truth I was pleasently surprised. But don't say that the Republicans had a monopoly on "scaring voters." Trust me, that is a can of shit you DON'T want to open.

Indeed. I can mention the draft thing --- but I won't.

-=Mike

or Vote or Die

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Mean, and completely unwilling to look at anything in non-partisan fashion. Completely.

Guest UncleKimmyGibler
Posted

I VOTED FOR BUSH because he is sexy, like that Hot Hunk of Greek Fabulousness, Jesse Katsopolous

 

HOLA TANNERINOS

Guest keelebasa
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Maybe if you came onto this board as a newbie and actually just tried to take place in conversation instead of making topics about your stupid poem, (this isn't your damn Angelfire page) and making a new topic to make a rebuttal (and a long, rambling statement) people would respect you a little more.

 

EDIT: And it's kielbasa, unless you were trying to make some obscure pun.

That topic wasn't about my "stupid poem." It was a parody of the absurd nature of this war. No one except NoCalMike got that. Oh well, I'll live. I don't have "a damn Angelfire page," nor do I desire to have one in the future. I didn't post "a new topic to make a rebuttal." "Long?" No. "Rambling?" No. I don't give a flying monkey if colorless words on a computer screen "respect" me or not.

 

As for my chosen name, my last name is Keele; I added the 'basa' part. I wasn't "trying to make some obscure pun." My last name isn't especially "obscure." It's rare, yes, but not obscure.

Guest UncleKimmyGibler
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I VOTED FOR BUSH because he is sexy, like that Hot Hunk of Greek Fabulousness, Jesse Katsopolous

 

HOLA TANNERINOS

Guest keelebasa
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To tell you the truth I was pleasently surprised. But don't say that the Republicans had a monopoly on "scaring voters." Trust me, that is a can of shit you DON'T want to open.

I wasn't. I don't appreciate either party's scare tactics. Oh, and I wouldn't dream of monopolizing those scare tactics. As I believe I previously stated, or something along these lines, Democrats are traditionally the ones who scare voters into voting for them--minorities, Seniors, etc. . . Fortunately, young people aren't easily scared, mainly 'cause their attention isn't easily gained let alone kept. You can count on me to never open "a can of shit," at least not intentionally.

Guest keelebasa
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Why jump on someone for this? He's new and probably hasn't read everything here, and this isn't conspiracy theory stuff. Poem was lame, big deal. Joke that, sure, but let the rest go. You guys are mean.

I repeat, one last time, the poem was a parody of the absurdness of this war. As for the other parts of your post, I wouldn't worry about it. I'm certainly not going to worry about it.

Guest keelebasa
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You're like Unger, C-Bacon, and INXS all rolled into one...

How? He just explained why he thought one party won over the other, along with why John Kerry didn't win.

 

You just said something stupid because everyone likes making fun of those wild and crazy guys. He didn't do anything as drastic as they did, you're just being a moron.

 

However, he has nothing insightful to add and therefore didn't really need to post this. There's no reason to repeat what's been said already.

So I'm "one of the wild and crazy guys?" I've been called worse. Thanks. I've "nothing insightful to add?" Is that assessment only temporary or is it permanent? When and where was everything I said "been said already?" How was I supposed to know? In theory, every post ahead of mine and behind mine has "been said already" somewhere or other. Why should anyone post at all?

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Seriously, the lesser known conservatives on this board need to extract the sand from their vaginas. You're so quick to jump on someone and stake your claims to superiority. Let it go, men. Let it go.

Who are the well known ones?

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