Rob E Dangerously Posted November 18, 2004 Report Posted November 18, 2004 Plot summary: Bill Goldberg plays the devil's son who lost a wager with a angel and was forced to spend 1000 years playing Santa, but now the wager of that time has run out, and good old Santa isn't so joyful anymore. He makes up for lost time and starts to kill people. I can't see this not ruling. But I have some stuff that I expect from this film. #1 - After Goldberg kills a person, he asks us "Who's next!?!" #2 - Santa flies over the city on his sleigh, fires on the people below #3 - At least 3 people die after Santaberg comes down the chimney of their house #4 - A sequel Any thoughts?
Guest Vitamin X Posted November 18, 2004 Report Posted November 18, 2004 Holy shit I want that belt for Christmas.
dubq Posted November 18, 2004 Report Posted November 18, 2004 I think it's hilarious that a Jewish guy is playing Santa, the Devil's son who lost a bet with an Angel.
Crimson Platypus Posted November 18, 2004 Report Posted November 18, 2004 Holy shit I want that belt for Christmas. Yeah that's gotta be the coolest belt ever of all time.
ChrisMWaters Posted November 18, 2004 Report Posted November 18, 2004 Eh, I don't know if G-Berg can play as good an evil Santa as the ORIGINAL Evil Santa:
AndrewTS Posted November 18, 2004 Report Posted November 18, 2004 Eh, I don't know if G-Berg can play as good an evil Santa as the ORIGINAL Evil Santa: Come on, Chris, there've been tons of b-movie evil Santas before Futurama did it. So when is it actually coming out? I've not heard anything yet.
razazteca Posted November 18, 2004 Report Posted November 18, 2004 Eh, I don't know if G-Berg can play as good an evil Santa as the ORIGINAL Evil Santa: The Tick did it before Futurama.....
ChrisMWaters Posted November 18, 2004 Report Posted November 18, 2004 D'oh. ...don't think I've ever seen the Tick ep with Evil Santa though...
Vern Gagne Posted November 18, 2004 Report Posted November 18, 2004 There's only 1 man who can stop Satan Clause
DerangedHermit Posted November 18, 2004 Report Posted November 18, 2004 There's only 1 man who can stop Satan Clause I'm not paying for a Goldberg/Hogan match...
2GOLD Posted November 18, 2004 Report Posted November 18, 2004 There's only 1 man who can stop Satan Clause My god, he's so orange that it's scary. After seeing this picture of Goldberg as Santa, if this things get a theater release I am first in line. If not, first in line at the video store. Looks priceless
Gary Floyd Posted November 18, 2004 Report Posted November 18, 2004 Allright folks, Goldberg's Santa vs. Kane's Eye Scream Man who would win?
ChrisMWaters Posted November 18, 2004 Report Posted November 18, 2004 There's only 1 man who can stop Satan Clause Judging only by WCW... Satan Claus WOULD beat Santa With Muscles.
Crimson Platypus Posted November 18, 2004 Report Posted November 18, 2004 With this cast this is a must see movie! Credited cast: Bill Goldberg .... Santa Claus (as Goldberg) Douglas Smith .... Nicholas Emilie de Ravin .... Mac rest of cast listed alphabetically James Caan .... Darren Robert Culp .... Grandpa Fran Drescher .... Virginia Rebecca Gayheart .... Gwen Kevin Gillese .... Disgruntled Youth Jeff Hanna .... Sean Mackenzie Chris Kattan .... Jason Kostas Kurelias .... Chuck Paramedic #2 Alicia Lorén .... Beth David MacInnis .... Paramedic #1 Saul Rubinek .... Mr. Green Annie Sorell .... Taylor Dave Thomas .... Pastor Timmons Donovan Workun .... Cop#2
DerangedHermit Posted November 19, 2004 Report Posted November 19, 2004 With this cast this is a must see movie! Credited cast: James Caan .... Darren Robert Culp .... Grandpa Fran Drescher .... Virginia Rebecca Gayheart .... Gwen Kevin Gillese .... Disgruntled Youth Jeff Hanna .... Sean Mackenzie Chris Kattan .... Jason Kostas Kurelias .... Chuck Paramedic #2 Alicia Lorén .... Beth David MacInnis .... Paramedic #1 Saul Rubinek .... Mr. Green Annie Sorell .... Taylor Dave Thomas .... Pastor Timmons Donovan Workun .... Cop#2 If FGB spears Fran Drescher and Chris Kattan, this'll be the bestestest movie ever.
eiker_ir Posted November 19, 2004 Report Posted November 19, 2004 this movie looks awesome and i really men it.
razazteca Posted November 19, 2004 Report Posted November 19, 2004 Why do I keep on thinking that is Randy Savage and not Bill Goldberg in the pic?
ChrisMWaters Posted November 19, 2004 Report Posted November 19, 2004 One thing I just noticed... ...they did a good job covering up Goldberg's shoulder tattoo...
Slickster Posted November 19, 2004 Report Posted November 19, 2004 It's still visible, but just barely.
Art Sandusky Posted November 19, 2004 Report Posted November 19, 2004 This is the greatest picture ever.
AndrewTS Posted November 19, 2004 Report Posted November 19, 2004 There's only 1 man who can stop Satan Clause ....It's out on DVD??!?! EDIT: Apparently it's only a PAL release.
1234-5678 Posted November 19, 2004 Report Posted November 19, 2004 There's only 1 man who can stop Satan Clause Wait a minute....this got a DVD release? What's this world coming to?
nl5xsk1 Posted November 19, 2004 Report Posted November 19, 2004 You guys aren't serious when you say that you're going to see this, are you? The picture gives me every reason to think this will be a film featuring "Skinemax After Dark" acting ... but without the titties. I'll pass.
Black Lushus Posted November 19, 2004 Report Posted November 19, 2004 nl, I'm quite certain this threads drips with sarcasm...
2GOLD Posted November 19, 2004 Report Posted November 19, 2004 nl, I'm quite certain this threads drips with sarcasm... Hell no, I'm first in line. This looks like pure unintenional comedy gold! The amount of painfully unfunny moments or the "scary scenes" will make this a masterpiece. A truimph not seen since Road House.
nl5xsk1 Posted November 19, 2004 Report Posted November 19, 2004 nl, I'm quite certain this threads drips with sarcasm... Damn, Lushus, I hope you speak the truth. It's hard to tell who's saying, 'this is going to be so bad that it'll be good' and who's actually anxiously awaiting the release of this crap.
Crimson Platypus Posted November 19, 2004 Report Posted November 19, 2004 Put me down on the "so bad it's good side" please. Although... I do want that belt.
Guest T®ITEC Posted November 19, 2004 Report Posted November 19, 2004 Tremendous. Honestly, I can't wait.
Eclipse Posted November 19, 2004 Report Posted November 19, 2004 I am just curious to see this movie now. Imagine if this does REALLY well at the box office....woah...
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