Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted November 18, 2004 Plot summary: Bill Goldberg plays the devil's son who lost a wager with a angel and was forced to spend 1000 years playing Santa, but now the wager of that time has run out, and good old Santa isn't so joyful anymore. He makes up for lost time and starts to kill people. I can't see this not ruling. But I have some stuff that I expect from this film. #1 - After Goldberg kills a person, he asks us "Who's next!?!" #2 - Santa flies over the city on his sleigh, fires on the people below #3 - At least 3 people die after Santaberg comes down the chimney of their house #4 - A sequel Any thoughts? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted November 18, 2004 Holy shit I want that belt for Christmas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dubq 0 Report post Posted November 18, 2004 I think it's hilarious that a Jewish guy is playing Santa, the Devil's son who lost a bet with an Angel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crimson Platypus 0 Report post Posted November 18, 2004 Holy shit I want that belt for Christmas. Yeah that's gotta be the coolest belt ever of all time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted November 18, 2004 Eh, I don't know if G-Berg can play as good an evil Santa as the ORIGINAL Evil Santa: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted November 18, 2004 Eh, I don't know if G-Berg can play as good an evil Santa as the ORIGINAL Evil Santa: Come on, Chris, there've been tons of b-movie evil Santas before Futurama did it. So when is it actually coming out? I've not heard anything yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted November 18, 2004 Eh, I don't know if G-Berg can play as good an evil Santa as the ORIGINAL Evil Santa: The Tick did it before Futurama..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted November 18, 2004 D'oh. ...don't think I've ever seen the Tick ep with Evil Santa though... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted November 18, 2004 There's only 1 man who can stop Satan Clause Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted November 18, 2004 There's only 1 man who can stop Satan Clause I'm not paying for a Goldberg/Hogan match... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted November 18, 2004 There's only 1 man who can stop Satan Clause My god, he's so orange that it's scary. After seeing this picture of Goldberg as Santa, if this things get a theater release I am first in line. If not, first in line at the video store. Looks priceless Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted November 18, 2004 Allright folks, Goldberg's Santa vs. Kane's Eye Scream Man who would win? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted November 18, 2004 There's only 1 man who can stop Satan Clause Judging only by WCW... Satan Claus WOULD beat Santa With Muscles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crimson Platypus 0 Report post Posted November 18, 2004 With this cast this is a must see movie! Credited cast: Bill Goldberg .... Santa Claus (as Goldberg) Douglas Smith .... Nicholas Emilie de Ravin .... Mac rest of cast listed alphabetically James Caan .... Darren Robert Culp .... Grandpa Fran Drescher .... Virginia Rebecca Gayheart .... Gwen Kevin Gillese .... Disgruntled Youth Jeff Hanna .... Sean Mackenzie Chris Kattan .... Jason Kostas Kurelias .... Chuck Paramedic #2 Alicia Lorén .... Beth David MacInnis .... Paramedic #1 Saul Rubinek .... Mr. Green Annie Sorell .... Taylor Dave Thomas .... Pastor Timmons Donovan Workun .... Cop#2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted November 19, 2004 With this cast this is a must see movie! Credited cast: James Caan .... Darren Robert Culp .... Grandpa Fran Drescher .... Virginia Rebecca Gayheart .... Gwen Kevin Gillese .... Disgruntled Youth Jeff Hanna .... Sean Mackenzie Chris Kattan .... Jason Kostas Kurelias .... Chuck Paramedic #2 Alicia Lorén .... Beth David MacInnis .... Paramedic #1 Saul Rubinek .... Mr. Green Annie Sorell .... Taylor Dave Thomas .... Pastor Timmons Donovan Workun .... Cop#2 If FGB spears Fran Drescher and Chris Kattan, this'll be the bestestest movie ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eiker_ir 0 Report post Posted November 19, 2004 this movie looks awesome and i really men it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted November 19, 2004 Why do I keep on thinking that is Randy Savage and not Bill Goldberg in the pic? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted November 19, 2004 One thing I just noticed... ...they did a good job covering up Goldberg's shoulder tattoo... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slickster 0 Report post Posted November 19, 2004 It's still visible, but just barely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted November 19, 2004 This is the greatest picture ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted November 19, 2004 There's only 1 man who can stop Satan Clause ....It's out on DVD??!?! EDIT: Apparently it's only a PAL release. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted November 19, 2004 There's only 1 man who can stop Satan Clause Wait a minute....this got a DVD release? What's this world coming to? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted November 19, 2004 You guys aren't serious when you say that you're going to see this, are you? The picture gives me every reason to think this will be a film featuring "Skinemax After Dark" acting ... but without the titties. I'll pass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted November 19, 2004 nl, I'm quite certain this threads drips with sarcasm... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted November 19, 2004 nl, I'm quite certain this threads drips with sarcasm... Hell no, I'm first in line. This looks like pure unintenional comedy gold! The amount of painfully unfunny moments or the "scary scenes" will make this a masterpiece. A truimph not seen since Road House. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted November 19, 2004 nl, I'm quite certain this threads drips with sarcasm... Damn, Lushus, I hope you speak the truth. It's hard to tell who's saying, 'this is going to be so bad that it'll be good' and who's actually anxiously awaiting the release of this crap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crimson Platypus 0 Report post Posted November 19, 2004 Put me down on the "so bad it's good side" please. Although... I do want that belt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted November 19, 2004 Tremendous. Honestly, I can't wait. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eclipse 0 Report post Posted November 19, 2004 I am just curious to see this movie now. Imagine if this does REALLY well at the box office....woah... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
