Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

I've seen worse things than JAxlMorrison.

Posted
I've seen worse things than JAxlMorrison.

I haven't.

 

But I have shitty eyesight.

-=Mike

Posted
I've seen worse things than JAxlMorrison.

I haven't.

 

But I have shitty eyesight.

-=Mike

I'm sure opening your eyes to whatever female may be next to you in the morning would be at least a close second.

 

Or else you're just opening your eyes to open space and loneliness.

 

Jeez, I just made myself tear up.

Posted
I've seen worse things than JAxlMorrison.

I haven't.

 

But I have shitty eyesight.

-=Mike

I'm sure opening your eyes to whatever female may be next to you in the morning would be at least a close second.

 

Or else you're just opening your eyes to open space and loneliness.

 

Jeez, I just made myself tear up.

Jesus, why would I want to do that?

 

Hell, if it took that much liquor to make them look good, I doubt seeing her early in the morning is in my best interests.

-=Mike

Posted
Shit, imagine how they feel though, after a night of Tequila and AMikeSC's sexual bumbling and stumbling.

Your mom didn't gripe.

 

ZING~!

-=Mike

Posted
Shit, imagine how they feel though, after a night of Tequila and AMikeSC's sexual bumbling and stumbling.

Your mom didn't gripe.

 

ZING~!

-=Mike

It's not a zing if you say it is

I wanted to beat the rush for the zing.

-=Mike

Posted
/me bows down to AMikeSC

Vanhalen and AMikeSC

 

The axis of stupid.

I supplanted you?

 

It's good to be the best!

-=Mike

Posted
So, are you calling me or you stupid?

Probably both.

-=Mike

Posted
Shit, imagine how they feel though, after a night of Tequila and AMikeSC's sexual bumbling and stumbling.

Your mom didn't gripe.

 

ZING~!

-=Mike

Corpses rarely do. :(

Explains why she didn't move too much.

-=Mike

...In too deep to back out now...

Guest Vitamin X
Posted
What happened to the "To Kotz" thread anyway? A search turns up nothing...

They all got combined into one ridiculous thread, I believe it was called Amalgamated Spoon or something.

Please sign in to comment

You will be able to leave a comment after signing in



Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...