The OAO South Park Thread for12/1/04

[Guest Sturgis]

Who is the "Stupidest Spoiled Whore" in South Park? The world's most well-known socialite arrives in South Park and engages in some "friendly" competition

All the fourth grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite, known for her jet-set lifestyle, television show and extra-curricular activities. They even have her brand new toy set that comes complete with video camera, night vision filter, play money and losable cell phone. In an effort to impress their idol, the girls pursue the boys to make their own videos.

[Matt Young 0]

I haven't watched South Park or Drawn Together the last couple weeks since my time's been occupied. I'll definitely have to watch tonight, though. Should be pretty humorous.

[Guest El Satanico]

I'll be watching as always, but this doesn't sound like a good episode.

 

I didn't care for "The Jeffersons", because it was little more than recycled jokes we've heard a hundred times in late night monologes. This episode sounds like more of the same.

 

Besides, I don't want to hear about Paris Hilton even in a negative way.

[Guest Sturgis]

I just hoping Stan or Kyle do their "I just learned something today..." rant and rip her a new one and just come out and say there's no reason for her to be famous and get the fuck off TV. I don't think any show has had the balls to say that yet. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

[Guest El Satanico]

Him saying something along those lines would just be what people are expecting M&T to do, so I'm hoping for something less predictable.

 

Hopefully what they do is turn it around and point the finger of guilt at us and at TV.

[Ravenbomb 0]

LOL @ the Paris Hilton song

[BorneAgain 0]

God I loved that ending. Great to see the return of the Frog King.

 

"Paris Hilton, you must find a way out of this place, or you will surely die."

[Guest fanofcoils]

I never heard about the ratings for the show from the past 6 years, anyone know where they are available online?

[Guest El Satanico]

It was alright, but would've been better if it was just commentary on young girls dressing like sluts and didn't focus in on Paris.

 

The best parts of the episode were Mr. Slave, Butters dressed as a bear and the return of the frog prince.

[Ravenbomb 0]

wait, didn't they say that the spirits of the Frog King, Catatta Fish, and the Sparrow Prince were freed when Lemmywinks got out of Mr. Slave?

[Guest Sturgis]

Yes.

 

But Lemmiwinks WAS supposed to return this season and maybe still is. They have 2 more eps. left of Season 8(I think) then off til' Febuary ?? 2005.

[Guest El Satanico]

The supposed return of lemmiwinks was a joke. It's not going to happen, unless a large number of fans have been bombarding Comedy Central asking or bitching about it.

[Vyce 0]

The best parts of the episode were Mr. Slave, Butters dressed as a bear and the return of the frog prince.

Don't forget Butters molesting an unconscious Paris.

[Guest Sturgis]

And coughing up cum.

[teke184 0]

Any of you watch Drawn Together?

 

That was SO fucking wrong on several levels... It's going to be hard for them to keep topping themselves.

[chaosrage 0]

That was the best SP ending in a long time.

 

Edit: What did they do on Drawn Together?

[teke184 0]

Drawn Together had two completely wrong storylines tonight...

 

1. Xandir, Toot, and Woolbat Sockdor find out that when Ling-Ling gets sad, she secretes a hallucinagenic substance, so they keep finding various ways to bum her out then lick up the substance.

 

2. Princess Clara's "short-carriage" cousin shows up and Captain Hero hooks up with her because "she's got 100% of the body and 50% of the pillow talk."

[razazteca 0]

Captian Hero does the "date the retard on a bet but fall in love" cliche while people are getting high off of Ling Ling "excretions".

[Ted the Poster 0]

I actually liked Drawn Together for once. The "She's All That" ripoff with Bleh was hilarious.

[teke184 0]

Captian Hero does the "date the retard on a bet but fall in love" cliche while people are getting high off of Ling Ling "excretions".

The concept is cliche...

 

Some of the stuff they did was priceless, like Captain Hero spending his winnings from Spanky Ham on a pimp-coat, a low-rider, and whores after making Bleh do the "limp of shame."

[JasonX 0]

That was the best SP ending in a long time.

 

Edit: What did they do on Drawn Together?

Besides the other stuff mentioned, the men on the show (Spanky, Captain Hero, and Not-Spongebob) all got their gay on by way of playing spin the bottle and kissing each other as a means to pass the time.

 

Which means that now every character save Ling Ling and Toot have engaged in homosexuality in some shape, way, and form...

[Vyce 0]

Drawn Together had two completely wrong storylines tonight...

 

1. Xandir, Toot, and Woolbat Sockdor find out that when Ling-Ling gets sad, she secretes a hallucinagenic substance, so they keep finding various ways to bum her out then lick up the substance.

 

2. Princess Clara's "short-carriage" cousin shows up and Captain Hero hooks up with her because "she's got 100% of the body and 50% of the pillow talk."

Frankly, I can't believe they really got away with the whole "I'm trying to screw the retard" thing.

 

BTW, what the fuck is Ling Ling (other than a twisted pocket monster)? It's sort of androgynous. I can't figure out what gender they're implying it to be.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

I thought Ling Ling was a male.

 

South Park was great.

 

Drawn Together was okay. Best episode of the series thus far, but still kinda corny.

[Guest netslob]

well, i've been noticeing a trend in the last few seasons of SP, and have come to a conclusion: Butters' parents are real assholes.

 

funniest moments (for me, at least): Mr. Slave's childhood flashback ("Mommy, i feel sick, will you take my temperature?"), Paris' dogs' suicides (especially the dog who commits hari-kari), Cartman's failed attempts to get into the party ('cause we all know even sluts won't fuck fat people), and basically every mean-spirited shot at Hilton. couldn't happen to a nicer girl.

[Guest El Satanico]

BTW, what the fuck is Ling Ling (other than a twisted pocket monster)?  It's sort of androgynous.  I can't figure out what gender they're implying it to be.

It's a female, so said the father...I think

 

Which means...we can expect a homosexual encounter between Ling Ling and Toot. It would likely be Toot forcing the encounter on Ling Ling.

[Gary Floyd 0]

After last nights Drawn Together, I want 50 dollars, just so I can overexaggerate over it.

[Jericholic82 0]

I thought it was a decent SP episode. The SSW store in the mall had me rotfl. Butters is always gold. This season is better than last IMO

 

Drawn together is freakin hilarious and wrong at the same time.

 

Spanky:cmon dont get all gay about it (when waldorf yelled yay and seemed happy when the bottle pointed to mr ham)

 

 

 

 

JESUS JESUS CHRIST

[nogoodnick 0]

There were some great moments in last nights South Park. I loved it when Cartman started yelling at the whores. @!#$ YOU BITCH

[Guest Sturgis]

I really liked the "FUCK YOU WHOEVER YOU ARE" since it was a bit of an inside joke because they never named the red-head version of Wendy.

[Guest Sturgis]

 

Cover & DVD art for South Park Season 5 that comes out on March 1st.