First review of the Chyna/X-Pac sex tape

[Guest The Masked Avenger]

Shooting Star: I was refering to the thing thought by some to be Chyna's testicles, located under the penis shaped clitoris. That has got to be the head of Waltman's cock, there is no way a woman will grow a set of testicles complete with ball sack no matter how much testosterone she injects.

 

 

-TMA

[cawthon777 0]

I laughed all the way through this thread.

 

So, for the record, swamp rats and man beasts should never mate. Gotcha.

[Sideburnious 0]

thank God hhh traded this in for steph. he saved his life and career.

The scary thing is though that since Steph went with Trips, its clear shes probably been using "the juice" too.

 

It's sad to think that daddy's little girl could turn into daddy's little boy

[Guest The Masked Avenger]

It's clear that she's been using the juice too?

Based on what? Her bulging biceps? Her rampant acne attacks?

Get a grip.

 

 

-TMA

[Guest LooneyTune]

Shooting Star: I was refering to the thing thought by some to be Chyna's testicles, located under the penis shaped clitoris. That has got to be the head of Waltman's cock, there is no way a woman will grow a set of testicles complete with ball sack no matter how much testosterone she injects.

 

 

-TMA

That IS Waltmans dick... I don't know how anyone can not tell the different from a ball-sack to a penis... Dear God I just saw the 1-2-3 Kid's dick.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

My first thought: Four pages?

 

My second thought: Somewhere, Papacita is a happy man.

 

Third: Whatever happened to Papacita?

 

Anyways, they actually filmed this and distributed it professionally? What caused them to do this? And I didn't even know they made this, let alone had Chyna do it to get "back" at X Pac. Someone explain the story here, if you know it. I'm gonna watch the trailer for this, even while having some food. Wish me luck in not vomiting it all back up. This is like a car crash I'd imagine, in that I can't help but see it.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

...take a cold shower, and don't drop the soap, because Joanie might get you.

[Sideburnious 0]

It's clear that she's been using the juice too?

Based on what? Her bulging biceps? Her rampant acne attacks?

Get a grip.

 

 

-TMA

Based on the fact that if you were to see a pic of her now up against a pic before she was with HHH, shes twice the size now.

[Kizzo 0]

Has anyone actually seen this so called "video"

[Sideburnious 0]

I don't think its out yet/its just out in the last few days.

[Guest LooneyTune]

I'm just sorry this isn't a fake video. If anyone here buys it, they deserve the medal of honor or something.

[Kizzo 0]

I guess it will end up in the P2P peeps hands....whenver it is released...

 

Wouldn't it be funny if this tape is the most downloaded thing on the net...once its uploaded to P2P services like Kazaa and the rest of them...

[Sideburnious 0]

Lol thats how i'm going to see it. There's no way i'd pay money for it.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Chyna's got Cliteromegaly! It's an endocrine disorder from having too much androgen (mostly testosterone!)

[Guest Quik]

Oh God, I looked at her clit. Why why why why did I look at her clit?

[Guest LooneyTune]

Oh God, I looked at her clit. Why why why why did I look at her clit?

It's like a Lava Lamp?

[Guest Failed Mascot]

I'm gonna watch the trailer for this, even while having some food.

For the love of god, DON'T DO THIS TO YOURSELF

[Guest The Masked Avenger]

Twice the size? Overstating it just a little bit, are we?

There are enough of things out there to mock Steph for without actually inventing stuff like this, you know. It's quite possible to add a lot of muscle mass in a relatively short time by, say, eating right and training...

 

-TMA

[Guest LooneyTune]

Stephanie isn't in any way muscular... it's just added on weight... a lot of it, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed at all. I preffer women who AREN'T starving themselves into a size 1.

[Toshiaki Koala 0]

Sasuke Porn > Chyna Porn

[Gary Floyd 0]

I just saw clips from this.

 

Needless to say, It was scary, bur I've seen far worse. The real horror came from Joanie's ass zits and clit(or as it should be called here,shenis) but I dunno. After seeing things like goatse and tubgirl, I felt a bit jaded. I do find Joanie's face during sex to be amusing, as she seems bored and uninterested.

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

I do find Joanie's face during sex to be amusing, as she seems bored and uninterested.

Maybe she felt uninspired from fucking someone with a smaller penis.

[Guest LooneyTune]

I do find Joanie's face during sex to be amusing, as she seems bored and uninterested.

Maybe she felt uninspired from fucking someone with a smaller penis.

Greatest post this week. I can imagine it being something like Chappelle in the skit "the wrap it up box" where she's just "OK lets finish" and X-Pac keeps going "psyche! psyche!"

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Shooting Star: I was refering to the thing thought by some to be Chyna's testicles, located under the penis shaped clitoris. That has got to be the head of Waltman's cock, there is no way a woman will grow a set of testicles complete with ball sack no matter how much testosterone she injects.

 

 

-TMA

That IS Waltmans dick... I don't know how anyone can not tell the different from a ball-sack to a penis... Dear God I just saw the 1-2-3 Kid's dick.

And who would have thought back in 1993 we would end up seeing the 1-2-3 Kid's dick? This world is just one fucked up place.

 

Moral of the story: If your career is going to the shits, do a sex tape, and watch it go even further down the shitter.

[Nighthawk 0]

Career? They're wrestlers.

[LucharesuFan619 0]

Here's another review for you people who just haven't read enough.

 

http://www.declarationofindependents.net/d...iews/dxsex.html

 

Watching X-Pac wiggle his meat around the cavernous pooper of Chyna is disturbing, to say the least.

[Scroby 0]

You know another scary thought about this is the fact over on Highspots.com its in the top five things that are selling the most.

[Guest Thrashist]

It's funny, if you had told millions of those bandwagon wrestling fans in 1998 that X-Pac and Chyna would make a porno in six years, they'd go crazy "OMG them DX r m4kin a pr0n!!!11111 2 wrds SUCK IT!!!!!1"

 

One thing I really want to know after all of this is whatever you feel about Triple H and his political games, but he still seems like a normal guy. And say what you want about Stephanie's appearance, but she is at least somewhat attractive (and was very much so back in the day ie a few years ago). And so my question to Hunter would be, how in the fuck did he hit THAT? Waltman is pure sleaze anyway, but I'd expect better from Trips.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Hunter probably went out with her because of pity?

[Guest LooneyTune]

Here's another review for you people who just haven't read enough.

 

http://www.declarationofindependents.net/d...iews/dxsex.html

 

Watching X-Pac wiggle his meat around the cavernous pooper of Chyna is disturbing, to say the least.

OK, that review made me sick... and I already have a fever and eating lunch.