First review of the Chyna/X-Pac sex tape

[Vern Gagne 0]

Wonder what Papacita thinks of Chyna know?

[Guest Shutterspeed]

What and how the fuck did she get a testicle inside of ehr twat?

The female usage of male hormones rears its ugly head.

[Guest The Masked Avenger]

I think that's Waltman's cock. Still nasty, though.

 

-TMA

[1234-5678 0]

I can't think about that one screen cap with feeling nauteous.

[Guest LooneyTune]

I think that's Waltman's cock. Still nasty, though.

 

-TMA

Thats not whats disgusting...actually, it's part of it. But right next to "His" is a fold of Chynas clit that looks like a baby penis...except with a piercing through it.

[DerangedHermit 0]

Wonder what Papacita thinks of Chyna know?

 

And to think, at least it wasn't when today's World Champion and King of Wrestling Forever was banging him/her/it/???.

[Guest Luke Cage]

David Cronenberg only WISHES he could come up with something this creepy.

*shudder*

[Nighthawk 0]

That's a fetish tape, you know. Some guys like women who look like that.

[Guest theanswer1824]

thank God hhh traded this in for steph. he saved his life and career.

 

i also would not like to see the faces of the people buying THIS kind of smut. I thought i was bad but eww, there's someone out there sicker than me and you. this kinda trash should be sent to outerspace.

[bobobrazil1984 0]

classic!

 

Hey remember, HHH fucked her before the plastic surgery (when she was even more mannish) and did so up the ass. Clearly the Kliq has homosexual tendecies. Clearly.

 

*shudders*

[Gary Floyd 0]

i also would not like to see the faces of the people buying THIS kind of smut. I thought i was bad but eww, there's someone out there sicker than me and you. this kinda trash should be sent to outerspace.

Believe me, not only are there people sick enough to jack off to this, but there are people who jack off to shit much worse than this.

 

That out of the way, I think that if Waltman does an autobiography, it should by called "How I Fucked and Trannsexual Ape"

[Lil' Bitch 0]

The most terrifying thing I have ever seen.

[Guest TheBASHER]

I have heard rumours the dvd will feature two Musical Easter eggs based on two classic WWF themes. The rumoured lyrics are below, they are a bit rude, Highlight to read.

 

 

Sex Pac (Based on X Pac wwf theme)

 

 

Make Some Noiseeeeeeeeeeeee (Oh yeah, Uh Uh, yeahhhh)

Sean Waltman yo daddy (Oh yeah)

Think you could tell us what to do?

Think you can tell me who to screw?

You think your womans better? (yeah)

Well you better get ready get ready to listen to the master

(Oh Sean Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk it)

 

My Career has degenerated into something cruel, But I never get tired

of doing what Joanie tells me to do

Oh I do it well boy (Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh)

I love Joanies little man (Oh Sean, suck it)

 

Sex-pac helping more vomit to flow, I do her Hind

I keep rocking it, no matter what, I just blew it, two tears in her rear bucket

She sucks it, she sucks mine, then I suck hers, publicity little man, thats the price

My mouth hits her little man hard like brass knuckles, thats my fate

when your out the public eye, people aint got no love for you

Oh Please baby dont make me suck it again (Suck it)

Oh no she wants me to go low, rear hit, time to go slow

(ahhhhhhhhh) Whose gonna fuck yo ass (Sean Waltman)

Whose gonna fuck her ass (Me, I gotta tell ya)

(Sean Waltman) Whose gonna fuck yo ass (Sean Waltman)

Whose gonna fuck her ass (Me I gotta tell ya)

Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it

Now she's making me

Suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it

(ahhhhhhhhh) Whose gonna fuck yo ass (Sean Waltman)

Whose gonna fuck her ass (Me, I gotta tell ya)

(Sean Waltman) Whose gonna fuck yo ass (Sean Waltman)

 

and

 

 

Who I am (Based on Chyna's WWF theme)

 

Don't treat me like a women

Don't treat me like a man

Don't treat me like you know me

Treat me as the Tranny you all know I am

 

Don't treat me like a women

Don't treat me like a man

Don't treat me like you know me

Treat me as the Tranny you all know I am

 

Don't treat me like a women

Don't treat me like a man

Don't treat me like you know me

 

My penis,

My Penis,

My Penis,

Its so much bigger then yours

 

Ohh don't treat me like a women

Don't treat me like a man

Don't treat me like you know me

Treat me as the Tranny you all know I am

 

 

Don't treat me like a women

Don't treat me like a man

Don't treat me like you know me

 

My penis,

My Penis,

My Penis,

Its so much bigger then yours

 

My penis,

My Penis,

My Penis,

Its so much bigger then yours

Sean come on in sexy, I want another blowjob

 

 

[Guest LooneyTune]

^---Too damn funny. Excuse me while I vomit again.

[Shooting Star 0]

Holy fucking shit! chyna's pussy looks like a dick!!!! anyone else seen it?

[Twisted Intestine 0]

Holy fucking shit! chyna's pussy looks like a dick!!!! anyone else seen it?

Did you read the thread?

[Guest LooneyTune]

Holy fucking shit! chyna's pussy looks like a dick!!!! anyone else seen it?

Did you read the thread?

Obviously not... we've all been expression our disgust at the horrific image... except anyone with a possible fetish for shemales (scrapes tongue).

[TheFranchise 0]

...Directed by Russo?

 

EDIT

 

I can't believe I posted in this thread.

[res37618 0]

This is, quite possibly, the most hilarious yet physically disturbing thread I think I've ever seen on any board, anywhere, period.

 

ANYONE who wants to watch that video in its entirety for anything other than comedy purposes needs to be examined. I think my penis actually inverted itself instead of becoming erect at the sight of those pictures.

[Shooting Star 0]

Holy fucking shit! chyna's pussy looks like a dick!!!! anyone else seen it?

Did you read the thread?

No I just read the first page...

[Shooting Star 0]

I think that's Waltman's cock. Still nasty, though.

 

-TMA

Do you really think it would be that tiny?

[Guest Prof_Plague]

This is a sad day for lunch all over the world.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Just thinking about this "porn" makes my penis soft.

[Guest theanswer1824]

Believe me, not only are there people sick enough to jack off to this, but there are people who jack off to shit much worse than this.

came home to click on the links and ewww. this is by far the worse thing ive EVER seen. i'd rather watch cute japanese chics eat shit in a tub than watch this.

[CBright7831 0]

This is funny. The woman who was the main attraction of the best-selling Playboy in HISTORY has a penis.

 

This shit just writes itself.

I thought that was Sable's Playboy in 99.

[Guest LooneyTune]

This is funny. The woman who was the main attraction of the best-selling Playboy in HISTORY has a penis.

 

This shit just writes itself.

I thought that was Sable's Playboy in 99.

Nope, as sad as it is, CHYNA had the best selling playboy. (cries)

[Guest Failed Mascot]

This is the tape you show your 13-17 year old kids in order to make them disinterested in sex.

[Guest LooneyTune]

How bad was Puders promo? I muted the T.V.

 

Whoops...I forgot I was in the wrong thread. But Puders promos are better than Chynas dick.

[CBright7831 0]

This is funny. The woman who was the main attraction of the best-selling Playboy in HISTORY has a penis.

 

This shit just writes itself.

I thought that was Sable's Playboy in 99.

Nope, as sad as it is, CHYNA had the best selling playboy. (cries)

[Kizzo 0]

My eyes are forever destroyed....

 

I agree with the one poster about the Kliq and the homosexual thing...because Chyna is definately a MAN...who has had some work done....this tape only confirms Triple H's bisexuality..