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Guest Brian

She's getting chubby. Real chubby. And they've put way too much marketing behind a mediocre cook.

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Those thighs need my fingers to claw deep into them.

She looks like Laci Peterson...

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
I don't like Brian insulting my woman.

I remember when Brian maliciously called Alex Rodriguez "Gay-Rod". He was serious. I hadn't heard such a ridiculous grade school name calling like that in at least 10 years. Wait, Argayde Fire. Nevermind.

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When I talk of Ray, I mean it. I kid with A-Rod, though getting manicures before games and his pretty boy look should raise some eyebrows, but Ray is a mediocre cook, and yet they push the hell out of her. How many shows does she have, like three and two in primetime slots? And those are both with her not cooking.

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Giada De Laurentiis is hotter, although the camera angle they use on her show makes her head look like twice the size of her body.

 

Rachael waffles from "eh" to cute to kinda hot depending on what makeup does with her.

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Giada De Laurentiis is hotter, although the camera angle they use on her show makes her head look like twice the size of her body.

 

Rachael waffles from "eh" to cute to kinda hot depending on what makeup does with her.

Everything I was about to type, you typed first. Spot-fucking-on.

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Guest Brian

I need more recent pictures of Nigella then.

 

Ray's got some child-bearing hips, they use to be pretty slim but she has put some chunk down there.

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Guest Quik

Fat chicks suck a mean dick. And it's obvious that Rachel Ray loves putting things in her mouth. See where I'm going with this? Yeah, that's right... she's obviously a Mormon.

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Giada De Laurentiis is hotter, although the camera angle they use on her show makes her head look like twice the size of her body.

She was made fun of on the Thanksgiving Special because she's as thin as a toothpick.

 

Food Network's notable mentions..

 

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Kelly Deadmon - Cohost of Date Plate (A show I don't watch)

 

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Jacqui Malouf - cohost of Hot off the Grill with Bobby Flay (and author of the book seen in the picture...Booty Food...)

 

I'd mention Lisa Loeb but I pretty much refuse to acknowledge that show's existence (and so does Food Network, as its been stuck in the 4 am timeslot for a while with no new episodes..)

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Giada De Laurentiis is hotter, although the camera angle they use on her show makes her head look like twice the size of her body.

 

Rachael waffles from "eh" to cute to kinda hot depending on what makeup does with her.

Is it just me or does Giada sort of look like Drea De Matteo?

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Guest Quik

I'm watching that Giada chick right now. Her constant over-pronouncing of any Italian words can get kinda of annoying.

 

"Now, what we need to add to this dish is fresh mootz-uh-lell-uh."

 

Ugh. But she doesn't stop smiling. So hot. But the camera never catches a good ass shot. Whoop, Rachel Ray commercial. Damn, she did get chunky.

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