Kotz would like everyone to call him...

[IllustriousOne 0]

Kyliejunge: Woof.

Kyliejunge: Please, post for me.

Kyliejunge: Telll everyone that I am well.

Kyliejunge: And for everyone to call me.

IllustriousOne85: How much did you go?

Kyliejunge: 843-478-2356.

IllustriousOne85: I don't think you want to post your phone number on TSM.

Kyliejunge: Half a bottle, maybe a little more.

Kyliejunge: Plus a lotta smoke.

 

Okay.

 

Call him.

 

Tell him I sent you.

[BHK 0]

I'd do it, but I'm too lazy.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I'd do it, but I don't want to run up my phone bill calling long distance from Illinois to South Carolina

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

If it weren't a long distance call..

[Art Sandusky 0]

I don't think I could handle the phone right now. The computer is pinching itself horizontally.

[Guest Shutterspeed]

I'd probably call halfway across the world for this, and then spend the tenure of the call attempting to extort money from him to fund it.

[Art Sandusky 0]

noooooooooooooooooo

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I nearly hooked up with this one girl this evening. I'm now glad nothing came of it, since I've had tremendous gas for the last couple of hours. Yeesh.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Okay, so posts like the one prior to this one are the reason why I shouldn't board when I'm in dire need of sleep.

 

Good night, everyone.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Patrick is gourded right now, people. I'll post excerpts of our PM conversation after he sobers up.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I knew you'd do that, dammit. Why so mean. I thought I could trust you... whateveryournameisicantrememberitrightnowbutithinkitshippysounding!

[Art Sandusky 0]

Seriously, people. How mean is that?

[Art Sandusky 0]

CAN I GET A PRAISE JESUS?

[Art Sandusky 0]

PRAISE JESUS!

[Art Sandusky 0]

CAN I GET AN AMEN??!

[Art Sandusky 0]

AMEN!!!

[Art Sandusky 0]

And THE LAWD said that "y'all ma'fuckaz better treat mah boy Spoony P with respek and shii."

[Art Sandusky 0]

"'sides," THE LAWD added, "it's his 21st birfday in less than 17 hours."

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

spoon plz

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Kotzenjunge is viewing the board but can't bring himself to post.

 

JUNKIES REMORSE

[Art Sandusky 0]

Fuck, I still can't see straight. The weed effects are gone, but the other stuff persists. Whoa.

[Matt Young 0]

I should call just for the simple fact that Spoony is inexplicably freaked out by yours truly. I have free long distance anyway.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I only call Kotzenjunge when I'm drunk.

 

Sorry, Patrick.

[Matt Young 0]

I would be drunk if I had money. I could use some SoCo right now. It's after 9 A.M. already.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I want a ban on "drunk" posting

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

You people would never know when I'm drunk if I didn't tell you.

 

I say we pin this thread to serve as a reminder as why most people shouldn't post when drugged up.

[Matt Young 0]

I'm usually doing something other than being online when I'm drunk, but sometimes when one is drinking alone and it's late at night, said drunk person needs someone to talk to and share their stupid thoughts with.

 

Like most things that are done while drunk, the individual may very well regret it later, but that's what lowered inhibitions get you.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Okay.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I don't like "omgz I'm so drukn it's fgnnyh" stuff.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Did Kotz get loaded all night while sitting at his computer alone?