Tna Turning Point Thread

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That spoiler makes me hope for crazy things tonight. Now I know how the main event swerve will work.

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Anyone here actually watching the show?

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Garza pins Kazarian.

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-A feature aired on "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka, Sonjay Dutt, Kid Kash, and the X Division. Sonjay Dutt said whenever he flies off the top rope, it's a homage to Superfly.

 

2 -- KID KASH & MICHAEL SHANE & KAZARIAN vs. SONNY SIAKI & SONJAY DUTT & HECTOR GARZA

 

Kash and Sonjay, the two most exciting wrestlers in this tag match, opened up the match with some great exchanges. Pretty much non-stop action for the opening five minutes. Dutt took a sustained beating for several minutes. Dutt made a comebcak at 8:30 with a series of punches against Shane, but Shane tagged out to Kazarian and he continued to work over Dutt's left arm. Eventually Dutt hot-tagged out. The babyfaces hit a series of spots including a Garza moonsault (with a cool overhead camera shot) and Dutt being tossed by his partners onto heels at ringside. In the end, Garza hit his tornado corkscrew splash for the win.

 

WINNERS: Dutt & Garza & Siaki at 10:55.

 

STAR RATING: **1/2 -- Good action. Not enough time for anyone to stand out all that much, but Garza hit nice spots and Dutt played a good sympathetic babyface with nice athleticism and fire. The rest blended in.

 

-A quick generic Savage promo aired.

 

-Scott Hudson interviewed D'Amore and Petey Williams backstage.

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Shane Douglas making dumb faces and acting scared around guys like Petey is half the reason I watch IMpact, it's great

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Is Devine set to appear on the PPV?

 

Damn John Cena for recovering so much faster than him!

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Is Devine set to appear on the PPV?

 

According to the Torch, he interferred in the tag title match to help Team Canada regain the belts.

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Abyss takes a spinebuster into the tacks, so Monty wins.

 

Abyss had some tacks in the back of his head.

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Another skit with "Vince" and "HHH" with Vince telling Chris Sabin he's fired for breaking the dress code.

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I love how the recap of the "X-Division" (though only 2 of the 6 men WORK X-Division style) 6-man never mentions Siaki.

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Twice Monty has not been slammed on the tacks. If TNA meta-booking was smart, they'd keep teasing it and finally pay off with getting that two time Superbowl bridesmaid slammed on two bags of tacks from the rafters.

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Kenney/Badd vs. Swinger/Gilberti with Jacqueline as referee is on now.

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Jackie ends up slamming Gilberti, and Mero/Badd hits the TKO for the win.

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In the back, the KOW are shoving Savage into a car and it goes racing off! Hall is still decked out in his elvis getup. West and Tenay speculate on how this will effect the big six man match later tonight.

 

Video package on the history of Raven/DDP.

 

-Savage heel turn, anybody?

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3 -- MONTY BROWN vs. ABYSS -- Thumb Tack Match

 

Brown did a little mic work before the match, then challenged Abyss, already in the ring, to come and get him. Abyss met him on the ramp. When Abyss took early control, West wondered if Abyss should have even been in the match given his rib injury. Abyss gave Brown a sitdown splash on a chair over Brown's hcest for a two count. A minute later, Abyss went for the same move, but Brown tilted the chair on its side and Abyss's crotch took the impact. Brown then gave Abyss a chairshot and powerbombed Abyss onto the chair in mid-ring. A "TNA, TNA" chant broke out. Abyss surprised Brown with a powerslam when Brown was going for a Pounce and scored a near fall. Abyss propped a chair in the corner, but Brown reversed Abyss into it. Brown then gave Abyss his Pounce, knocking Abyss to ringside. Brown set up a table against the ropes in the ring. When Brown dove at Abyss, Abyss moved and Brown landed on the table breaking it. A minute later, Brown poured thumb tacks over the mat. Abyss set up Brown for a Black Hole Slam. Brown blocked it, then took off Abyss's shirt. Brown set up Abyss for an Alphabomb, but Abyss blocked it. Abyss then set up Brown for a powerbomb, but Brown reversed Abyss onto the tacks for the win. Unfortunately (or fortunately) Abyss missed most of the tacks. The announcers pointed that out. Abyss rolled around on them to draw some blood and add some visual punch.

 

WINNER: Brown at 11:18.

 

STAR RATING: **3/4 -- It started off solid and got better.

 

-Backstage, the Hunter and Vince impersonators searched backstage for the tape of the TNA personnel approaching WWE wrestlers at Universal Studios a few weeks back. The Hunter impersonator smashed a tape. Vince then complained that he destroyed a "Best of D-Ray 3000" tape by mistake. They continued on their quest for the tape.

 

-Tenay and West said the real tape would be played later.

 

4 -- PAT KENNEY & JOHNNY B. BADD vs. GLENN GILBERTI & JOHNNY SWINGER (a/k/a The NYC)

 

Jacqueline was special referee. Basic tag match action you'd expect from these four. Eventually Jackie had enough of Gilberti and slammed him, leading to Gilberti getting pinned.

 

WINNERS: Kenney & Badd at 7:50.

 

STAR RATING: *

 

-The Kings of Wrestling threw Savage into a car and it drove away. West and Tenay acted disgusted.

 

5 -- DALLAS PAGE vs. RAVEN

 

PAGE ONE: They punched each other. Page knocked the ref down. They brawled up the ramp. PAGE TWO: Back in the ring Raven took control by bashing Page in the head several times with his gladiator helmet. Erik Watts did commentary at ringside. PAGE THREE: Raven gave Page a running knee. Page took an awkward bump on Raven's drop toe hold into the chair in center ring. PAGE FOUR: Page made a comeback at 6:00 with a series of punches. Raven stopped Page's momentum with a mule kick then rolled up Page for a near fall.

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DDP beat Raven after Erik Watts turned on DDP but DDP gave him a diamond cutter and won anyways.

 

Raven kicked out of a diamond cutter and DDP kicked out of a Raven Effect.

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So the scheduled main event will probably not happen because Savage got locked in a trunk?

 

BAIT AND SWITCH...DUSTY RHODES IS BACK! MUWAHAHAHA!

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Maybe Jerry Lynn, Low-Ki, and Spanky will make surprise save.

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Petey vs. Sabin up next. Still have the 6-man and the cage match to come after that.

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This is a booking train wreck, but I'm at the point where that no longer shocks me. What I'm really wondering is what they expect to get out of the Vince/HHH segments. Has to be the stupidest shit they've pulled in a long time.

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Sabin powerbombed Williams on the guard rail. Meltzer calls it "high spot a riffic" but the fans are having fun with it.

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Petey wins after using brass knux. Apparently the match was very good.

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5 -- DALLAS PAGE vs. RAVEN

 

PAGE ONE: They punched each other. Page knocked the ref down. They brawled up the ramp. PAGE TWO: Back in the ring Raven took control by bashing Page in the head several times with his gladiator helmet. Erik Watts did commentary at ringside. PAGE THREE: Raven gave Page a running knee. Page took an awkward bump on Raven's drop toe hold into the chair in center ring. PAGE FOUR: Page made a comeback at 6:00 with a series of punches. Raven stopped Page's momentum with a mule kick then rolled up Page for a near fall. Raven superkicked Page and scored a near fall at 8:15. Tenay said Raven was starting to show signs of frustration. PAGE FIVE: Page surprised Raven with a Diamond Cutter for a near fall. Two druids walked to ringside. Tenay said it was one of Raven's henchmen. Raven gave Page an Evenflow DDT for a near fall. Raven rolled near a druid. Erik Watts ran into the ring. The druids went after Watts, but Watts clotheslined both of them and then chokeslammed them. PAGE SIX: Watts clotheslined Page. Tenay said he was shocked because he thought Watts was there to help Page. Page came back and gave a Diamond Cutter to Watts (or a Stone Cutter, as West called it mistakenly). Page then gave Raven a Diamond Cutter for the win. Page celebrated in the crowd as a knockoff of his "Smells Like Teen Spirit" intro song from his WCW days.

 

WINNER: Page at 11:55.

 

STAR RATING: **1/4 -- I suspect it followed Page's infamous match-script perfectly move-for-move.

 

-Backstage, Tracii offered cookies to Vince and Triple H in a black and white "GTV" footage. Vince knocked the tray of cookies into Tracii. Vince continued to be upset that he couldn't find the tape.

 

6 -- PETEY WILLIAMS (w/Chris Sabin) vs. CHRIS SABIN -- X Title match

 

Hot opening few minutes. At 4:00 Sabin dove from the railing onto Williams at ringside, landing on some stray thumbtacks. When the crowd seemed split in its support of the wrestlers, Tenay said that's because the fans respect good action and both wrestlers' hard work. There were battling chants of "Let's Go Sabin" and "Let's Go Petey." Sabin exploded with a spinning enzuigiri and then hit a running powerbomb for a nice near fall at 13:00. Sabin skinned the cat and then flipped onto Williams at ringside. Tenay and West were breathless at this point. Tenay said the were scared to go to any slo-mo replays for fear of missing another hot move. The crowd broke into a "This is awesome!" chant. Williams reversed Sabin into a sharpshooter. Sabin escaped and then quickly went for a superplex. Williams turned it into a sunset flip into a Canadian Destroyer. Sabin hit a piledriver for a convincing near fall at 17:00. Sabin set up Cradle Shock, but D'Amore intervened. As the ref yelled at D'Amore, Williams pulled brass knuckles out of his trunks and KO'd Sabin for the win. Terrible finish.

 

WINNER: Williams at 18:11.

 

STAR RATING: ***1/2 -- Really good match, but the D'Amore finishes are beyond stale at this point and it really took the wind out of the sails of the fans. That match deserved to have a clean fall as with five more minutes of convincing false finishes and a better eventual clean finish would have put this over four stars easily. The crowd really helped the match.

 

-Backstage, a midget knocked on Vince's door. He said he was a senior TNA official. He took Vince down with a cookie sheet and then walked away. Vince shouted for his son-in-law to save him.

 

-A video feature aired on the Kings of Wrestling.

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A midget comes to Vinces lockerroom and knocks on the door saying he is a senior TNA official. Vince opens the door and asks where Dusty is. The midget replies that Dusty has bigger fish to fry. Vince laughs and the midget kicks Vince in the leg and beats him down before hitting him with the cookie sheet.

 

Wow, how hilarious.

 

6-man up next, cage match will go on last.

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Gotta love that TNA... acting like complete dumbasses and childish. If I was Vince, I wouldn't aknowledge losers either.

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Macho's head looks like a penis

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Savage comes back, hot tags, and cleans house. Six man sleeper spot. I kid you not. He rolls up Jarrett for the pin.

 

The WWE video is shown, with faces blurred out.

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So Savage was in the match about 20 seconds? I'm glad I didn't waste money on this crap.

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7 -- JEFF HARDY & A.J. STYLES & RANDY SAVAGE vs. KEVIN NASH & SCOTT HALL & JEFF JARRETT

 

Everyone but Savage came out. The crowd stood and watched, looking for Savage. They didn't seem pleased at all that he wasn't there for the start of the match considering the PPV was sold largely based on his appearance. Hall and Nash were wearing full Elvis-style jumpsuits and came out to "The Flying Elvises" song. Between Jarrett with the guitar and Hall and Nash's outfits, Honky Tonk Man may have a copyright infringement case. Jarrett began against Styles. Styles did a drop down as Jarrett rebounded off the ropes and then nailed him with a big dropkick. Jarrett tagged in Hall. Styles dropkicked Hall, then shoved him into the corner where Nash was standing. Nash put on a cocky smile and climbed over the top rope into the ring. Nash kneed Styles, then elbowed the back of his head, then punched him, then went for a snake-eyes. Styles escaped. A five-way brawl broke out briefly, then Hardy tagged in officially against Nash. Nash gave Hardy a big boot. Jarrett tagged in and gave Hardy the Ron Garvin Stomp series. That's new for Jarrett. Jarrett did the Fargo Strut, then tagged in Hall. Tenay mentioned again that Savage had been kidnapped. Tenay and West weren't talking enough about Savage's absence, which should have been played up as a bigger deal. If a star wrestler is kidnapped and it's done in front of a camera by two of his scheduled opponents, that ought to be treated as a bigger deal. Hall grabbed Hardy's leg and then playfully slapped at his face. Hardy jumped into a reverse sidekick and made a hot-tag to Styles. Jarrett tagged in and faced Styles. When Styles went for a springboard, Nash shoved him off balance as he bounced on the top rope. That gave Jarrett a chance to take control at 9:15. Hall tagged in, obviously called a spot, and then caught Styles in mid-air and gave him an overhead slam. Nash tagged in and went into is corner series, minus the knees because TNA couldn't afford to pay for that much effort. He then tagged Jarrett back in. Styles tagged in Hardy at 13:30, but the ref didn't see it so he disallowed it. Eventually Hardy did get the legal tag and went to work on all three heels. Hardy gave Jarrett the laziest whip into the ropes you'll ever see. It was more of a light shove. Nash yanked the ref out of the ring as Hardy covered Jarrett. Styles rammed Nash into the ringpost. Hall bashed Hardy with a guitar, knocking him off the top rope. Hardy landed on Jarrett, who was KO'd inside the ring. Styles dove onto Hall. Savage walked out wearing black pants and a black shirt. He looked really, really skinny. He should have kept the jacket on. He punched Hall and Nash, then put a sleeper on Jarrett. Hardy and Styles put sleepers on Hall and Nash, too. Savage gave Jarrett a leverage pin for the win. On a 1-100 scale, with 100 being blown away impressive and 1 being shockingly lame, Savage looked like a 3 and contributed to the match at a 2. That didn't stop Tenay from making a big deal out of Savage pinning the NWA Champion. Tenay asked if that made Savage the no. 1 contender. West said, "Why not?" Well, I think every viewer can answer that question easily. Consider the credibility of West and Tenay now at 1, even worse than Savage's look and performance.

 

WINNERS: Savage & Styles & Hardy at 18:00.

 

STAR RATING: *1/4 -- Other than the farce that was Savage's performance, and the horrible credibility-killing reaction by Tenay and West, the actual match was passable comedy. Styles and Hardy managed to avoid being too badly damaged, but it's not as if Hall and Nash went out of their way to give them any rub (as if that's really something they have left to give at this point).

 

-A plug aired for the January 16 TNA "Final Resolution" PPV.

 

-A tape aired of the Vince impersonator being loaded into an ambulance.

 

-Dusty Rhodes introduced the tape of the controversial WWE incident. Shane Douglas, Abyss, and Traci walked up to a catering area where the WWE wrestlers and personnel were. The faces of the WWE people were all blurred out, so it was ultimately pretty pointless if you didn't know the full story and almost pointless if you knew the full story. Douglas said he wanted to talk to Vince McMahon. "He is a stand-up guy, but sometimes he sits down to aim," said Konnan. James said, "He may remember me. I made him a lot of money." Tenay asked, "Why would WWE threaten to sue us over that. We were just bringing in the welcome wagon? It's not like we drove a tank up to WWE headquarters in Stamford, Connecticut." Nice comment from Tenay, pointing out the hypocrisy of WWE in threatening to sue.

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So far this ppv has been off the hizzle fo' shizzle.