Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted January 17, 2005 Report Posted January 17, 2005 What do you mean it didn't work? Did you buy some bunk Tussin'? It has to have the ingredient Dextromethorphan, which should be listed on the back. Did you buy the wrong shit? If that didn't work, eat a whole box of Coricidin (exceptionally bad for you), or most of a tube of Dramamine. Hell, eat both.
Ted the Poster Posted January 17, 2005 Report Posted January 17, 2005 That should be his custom title so that from now on he can just post a <---. That'd be easier typing for all the junkies of the board. Fucking scenesters. Holy shit I will so kill you for that. Oh no, are you gonna have Chairy and Jambi attack me?
Art Sandusky Posted January 17, 2005 Author Report Posted January 17, 2005 Someone wanna tell me who Chairy and Jambi are?
Art Sandusky Posted January 17, 2005 Author Report Posted January 17, 2005 Seriously? Whattalamecomeback.
Ted the Poster Posted January 17, 2005 Report Posted January 17, 2005 It's just tiring to come up with a new insult for you, since most of the good ones have already been said before. The Minogue obsession, the Peewee thing, the raving- they've all been done to death. C'mon Kotz, give up some new material.
Nighthawk Posted January 18, 2005 Report Posted January 18, 2005 What do you mean it didn't work? Did you buy some bunk Tussin'? It has to have the ingredient Dextromethorphan, which should be listed on the back. Did you buy the wrong shit? If that didn't work, eat a whole box of Coricidin (exceptionally bad for you), or most of a tube of Dramamine. Hell, eat both. Yeah, Maximum strength, with Dextromethrophan as the only active ingredient. I drank the whole bottle and felt no affect. I do have a notoriously high tolerance to most things, though generally not enough to completely negate it.
Jingus Posted January 18, 2005 Report Posted January 18, 2005 Try chugging the entire bottle at once next time, I guess, and maybe have a 2nd bottle onhand just in case the 1st one ain't enough. The stuff does work. I once had a friend get so spaced out while robotripping he started arguing with the ceiling fan.
Nighthawk Posted January 18, 2005 Report Posted January 18, 2005 I've got more in my system now, though this is a different kind with DXM plus something else, which I had laying around for it's intended purpose. Last night I had one of those bacon ranch whatevers from Burger King right before, so this time I haven't eaten since breakfast. I have to work tomorrow too, so we'll see.
Guest Failed Mascot Posted January 18, 2005 Report Posted January 18, 2005 I hope you get a sinus infection or bronchitis.
The Ill One Posted January 18, 2005 Report Posted January 18, 2005 Dexalone if you must go trippin' on DXM.
Nighthawk Posted January 18, 2005 Report Posted January 18, 2005 Yeah, it did clear my sinuses, so I know it was working. Also, it tastes good.
Jingus Posted January 18, 2005 Report Posted January 18, 2005 Alright, got my max-strength Tussin, got a couple of horror movies to watch during the experience, I'll report back on whether this shit actually does anything or not.
Jingus Posted January 18, 2005 Report Posted January 18, 2005 Well, there is a mild buzz, I'm making more typos than usual, but this Tussin ain't doing anything that alcohol can't achieve. I downed the whole bottle, watched The Village, and still correctly predicted BOTH of the major plot twists, so I guess I need to try again at some point, but with two bottles of this stuff. EDIT: however, I am not what you would call "sober", so if you're ever in a fix where you need to be in a slightly altered state and don't have anything else to achieve it with, this stuff will work in a tame sort of way. I've started drinking to see if that helps any.
Guest Failed Mascot Posted January 18, 2005 Report Posted January 18, 2005 One of you are going to die on a Robo OD and it will be the greatest documented death since that really fat woman who's skin actually graffed itself to the sofa she had been sitting on for over 17 years and died on.
Jingus Posted January 18, 2005 Report Posted January 18, 2005 Hey now, this stuff makes me feel drunk, so don't use no fightin' words.
Nighthawk Posted January 19, 2005 Report Posted January 19, 2005 Ok, I did it again and I feel a very very slight buzz. Very slight. This time I didn't eat and drank a whole bottle of max strength at once.
godthedog Posted January 19, 2005 Report Posted January 19, 2005 One of you are going to die on a Robo OD and it will be the greatest documented death since that really fat woman who's skin actually graffed itself to the sofa she had been sitting on for over 17 years and died on. do you have a link for this?
Nighthawk Posted January 19, 2005 Report Posted January 19, 2005 Ok, I've got something going now. I feel like I might throw up but if I do I hope it doesn't kill the buzz because I'm digging it. I don't think I'm typoing but I have to look at the keyboard.
MrRant Posted January 19, 2005 Report Posted January 19, 2005 I don't do illegal drugs anymore. Now I just do the legal drugs. Tonight I'm on NyQuil and Sudafed. Let me tell you something, folks. Forget about cocaine and heroine. All you need is NyQuil and Sudafed. I'm telling you right now, I took the NyQuil five years ago. I just came out of the coma tonight before the fucking show! Claus Vanbulo was standing over my bed going, "Denis, get up! There's something the matter with Sunny! Hurry up!" I love NyQuil. Man, I love it! I love it. I love it. I love it. It's the best thing shit ever invented. Isn't it, huh? I love the name alone. NyQuil - Capitol N, small Y, big fucking Q! I love that fucking Q, don't you!? What a great advertising idea! Put a huge fucking Q on the box. They'll get high and stare at it. "The Q is talking to me! The Q is talking to me!" I love NyQuil, man. Because NyQuil has never changed, man. It's never changed. All the other medicines are doing that inner-child thing. "we know that there's a small child inside of you, so now we have grape and cherry and orange flavor." Not NyQuil! They still have the original green death fucking flavor! You know why!? Because it doesn't matter what it tastes like! It's so strong you go, "*wheeze* Hey this stuff really tastes like.." Bang! Yer in the coma already! "What happened?" "He said tastes like and he went right into the coma, it was unbelievable!" We have reached the point where the over the counter drugs are actually stronger than anything you can buy on the street. It says on the back of the NyQuil box, on the back of the box it says, "May cause drowsiness." It should say, "Don't make any fucking plans! Kiss your family and friends goodbye. Say hello to Klaus!" NyQuil, NyQuil, NyQuil, we love you! You giant fucking Q! NyQuil is the secret for all you twelve step recovery program people. Yes, all you AA people, NyQuil is the key! It's the thirteenth fucking step! You can drink it! It's over the counter! Drink as much as you want. "Are you drunk?" "No! I have a cold. Same cold I've had for two years. I just can't seem to shake it. I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green. Merry fucking Christmas!" - Dennis Leary
Art Sandusky Posted January 19, 2005 Author Report Posted January 19, 2005 Ok, I've got something going now. I feel like I might throw up but if I do I hope it doesn't kill the buzz because I'm digging it. I don't think I'm typoing but I have to look at the keyboard. Awesome. Get on AIM!
Jingus Posted January 19, 2005 Report Posted January 19, 2005 ::hurl:: I just found out something important: if yer gonna chug the Tussin, stick to the maximum strength kind that has ONLY DXM for an active ingredient. I tried messing with the "DM" variety tonight that also has an expectorant, and let's just say that my stomach has been giving me the finger for the past couple hours.
Nighthawk Posted January 19, 2005 Report Posted January 19, 2005 Man, that's what I drank last night and I didn't feel shit. Course I always won the iron gut contests at camp, so I'm stronger than most. I was almost there tonight, but I came back down without progressing too far. I know something will happen now, so I'll up the dose. I'm getting really fucking determined to get fucked up on it.
Nighthawk Posted January 19, 2005 Report Posted January 19, 2005 And since Kotzy wants to talk to me so bad while it's happening, I'll try to remember him. Hey, pm me your phone number and I'll call you as soon as I'm good and wasted.
Jingus Posted January 19, 2005 Report Posted January 19, 2005 Hell, chug what ya got and get on AIM, I'll crack open this spare wine bottle and we'll all have random oh-so-HIlarious internet convos that'll probably be used for blackmail material later.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted January 19, 2005 Report Posted January 19, 2005 I've sparked a phenomenon. It sounds like IDRM and Jingus were both at first plateau. Did you feel like you had eaten fake/weak ecstasy? Look for Dexalone. It comes in strange green capsules. Might be more potent. Whatever you do, don't fuck up and accidentally go 4th plateau, or there's a good chance you might not come back completely..
Nighthawk Posted January 19, 2005 Report Posted January 19, 2005 Maybe a little bit, yeah. You know, maybe they've lowered the potency of the tussin formula, seeing as how all the hip young kids are into abusing it. DJ Screw died from this, you know. While on the subject of legal drugs, I'll mention that a while back I tried getting high off of nutmeg. It worked, but it wasn't worth it at all. It was so tame that I've found it a good recommendation for young children who want to experiment with drugs but have too sheltered an upbringing to know any dealers and are too fragile to sniff glue.
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