Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted December 24, 2004 Report Posted December 24, 2004 ...have a good one!
MrRant Posted December 24, 2004 Report Posted December 24, 2004 23 hours too early. Silly Canadians. Don't you know Christmas is an American holiday? Have a happy Boxing Day though.
Nevermortal Posted December 24, 2004 Report Posted December 24, 2004 Someone photoshop a Santa hat on that Corey Lazarus pic.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted December 24, 2004 Report Posted December 24, 2004 Should I go to my mom's house tonight.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted December 24, 2004 Report Posted December 24, 2004 'cuz she got me an iPod for Christmas, so if I go tonight, I might get it one day early.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted December 24, 2004 Report Posted December 24, 2004 I have a skull thumping hangover. It wouldn't be shocking to see me barf (or shit) up my eggnog. merry xmas!
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted December 24, 2004 Report Posted December 24, 2004 I just shit out my eggnog. It was a....indescribable moment.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted December 24, 2004 Report Posted December 24, 2004 I'm going to a bar tomorrow evening. Hell, I might go tonight, after I visit my mother.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted December 24, 2004 Report Posted December 24, 2004 My gas from the eggnog is quite problematic. The smell is alarming as I, even having smelling other peoples rank shit in my life, is quite possibly the worst I've ever encountered. Should I go see a doctor?
Zack Malibu Posted December 24, 2004 Report Posted December 24, 2004 I'm going to a bar tomorrow evening. Hell, I might go tonight, after I visit my mother. You could always go beforehand, and possibly make the visit more memorable.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted December 24, 2004 Report Posted December 24, 2004 I'm going to a bar tomorrow evening. Hell, I might go tonight, after I visit my mother. You could always go beforehand, and possibly make the visit more memorable. Just stay away from the eggnog.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted December 24, 2004 Report Posted December 24, 2004 My girlfriend and I are exchanging one gift each this afternoon. I think she got me a hip sweater. She's getting a SpongeBob jewelry box that sings.
Guest Failed Mascot Posted December 24, 2004 Report Posted December 24, 2004 Drink it in moderation. Eggnog can be a brutal mistress.
Nevermortal Posted December 24, 2004 Report Posted December 24, 2004 Why hasn't my request been fulfilled. Sorry we can't all listen to pussy music.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted December 24, 2004 Report Posted December 24, 2004 Drink it in moderation. Eggnog can be a brutal mistress. The man speaks the truth. I look hip and hot in my new sweater.
EL BRUJ0 Posted December 24, 2004 Report Posted December 24, 2004 Hopefully by tonight that sweater will be ruined by eggnog vomit, you christmassi phag.
Sideburnious Posted December 24, 2004 Report Posted December 24, 2004 I never had eggnog before. Whats it like, other than being a good laxative that is.
Art Sandusky Posted December 24, 2004 Report Posted December 24, 2004 Well, I got my Christmas present from Ryan Longwell. I'm content.
Guest Failed Mascot Posted December 24, 2004 Report Posted December 24, 2004 I never had eggnog before. Whats it like, other than being a good laxative that is. Its sweet, thick and has nutmeg in it. Its also extremely expensive. Its about $3.50 here for 1/2 a gallon, so I hope Banky is even tasting it and not just chugging it and letting it turn into raunchy egg farts.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted December 24, 2004 Report Posted December 24, 2004 Hopefully by tonight that sweater will be ruined by eggnog vomit, you christmassi phag. ...you dont' mean that
treble Posted December 25, 2004 Report Posted December 25, 2004 It can't be that expensive. My dad bought approximately 13 cartons of it the other day and he's a cheap bastard.
Guest Failed Mascot Posted December 25, 2004 Report Posted December 25, 2004 It costs that much round these parts. $2.29 for a Quart and $3.59 for 1/2 a gallon. Too rich for our humble blood.
Murmuring Beast Posted December 25, 2004 Report Posted December 25, 2004 It sounds absolutely disgusting. No wonder you are ill.
Guest Failed Mascot Posted December 25, 2004 Report Posted December 25, 2004 It also has like 1,000 calories per sip. Its tastey liquid fat to be honest.
Murmuring Beast Posted December 25, 2004 Report Posted December 25, 2004 Oh well folks, hope you have a nice day tomorrow. May your yuletides be gay.
Red Baron Posted December 25, 2004 Report Posted December 25, 2004 Mix the eggnog with rum, and its just dandy.
Guest TheLastBoyscout Posted December 25, 2004 Report Posted December 25, 2004 Think of London It's a small city Dark, dark in the daytime People sleep, sleep in the daytime If they want to If they want to
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted December 25, 2004 Report Posted December 25, 2004 I am overdosing on Christmas cheer.
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