MERRY CHRISTMAS

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

...have a good one!

[MrRant 0]

23 hours too early.

 

Silly Canadians. Don't you know Christmas is an American holiday?

 

Have a happy Boxing Day though.

[Nevermortal 0]

Someone photoshop a Santa hat on that Corey Lazarus pic.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Should I go to my mom's house tonight.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

'cuz she got me an iPod for Christmas, so if I go tonight, I might get it one day early.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I have a skull thumping hangover. It wouldn't be shocking to see me barf (or shit) up my eggnog.

 

merry xmas!

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I just shit out my eggnog. It was a....indescribable moment.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I'm going to a bar tomorrow evening. Hell, I might go tonight, after I visit my mother.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

My gas from the eggnog is quite problematic. The smell is alarming as I, even having smelling other peoples rank shit in my life, is quite possibly the worst I've ever encountered. Should I go see a doctor?

[Zack Malibu 0]

I'm going to a bar tomorrow evening. Hell, I might go tonight, after I visit my mother.

You could always go beforehand, and possibly make the visit more memorable.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I'm going to a bar tomorrow evening. Hell, I might go tonight, after I visit my mother.

You could always go beforehand, and possibly make the visit more memorable.

Just stay away from the eggnog.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

My girlfriend and I are exchanging one gift each this afternoon. I think she got me a hip sweater. She's getting a SpongeBob jewelry box that sings.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

Drink it in moderation. Eggnog can be a brutal mistress.

[Nevermortal 0]

Why hasn't my request been fulfilled. Sorry we can't all listen to pussy music.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Drink it in moderation. Eggnog can be a brutal mistress.

The man speaks the truth.

 

I look hip and hot in my new sweater.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

Hopefully by tonight that sweater will be ruined by eggnog vomit, you christmassi phag.

[Sideburnious 0]

I never had eggnog before. Whats it like, other than being a good laxative that is.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Well, I got my Christmas present from Ryan Longwell. I'm content.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

I never had eggnog before. Whats it like, other than being a good laxative that is.

Its sweet, thick and has nutmeg in it. Its also extremely expensive. Its about $3.50 here for 1/2 a gallon, so I hope Banky is even tasting it and not just chugging it and letting it turn into raunchy egg farts.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Hopefully by tonight that sweater will be ruined by eggnog vomit, you christmassi phag.

...you dont' mean that

[Nevermortal 0]

Eggnog rules so much.

[treble 0]

It can't be that expensive. My dad bought approximately 13 cartons of it the other day and he's a cheap bastard.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

It costs that much round these parts. $2.29 for a Quart and $3.59 for 1/2 a gallon.

 

Too rich for our humble blood.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

It sounds absolutely disgusting. No wonder you are ill.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

It also has like 1,000 calories per sip. Its tastey liquid fat to be honest.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Oh well folks, hope you have a nice day tomorrow.

 

May your yuletides be gay.

[Red Baron 0]

Mix the eggnog with rum, and its just dandy.

[Guest TheLastBoyscout]

Think of London

It's a small city

Dark, dark in the daytime

People sleep, sleep in the daytime

If they want to

If they want to

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I am overdosing on Christmas cheer.