Oh god why can't I find Stella Artois in this town

[Ace309 0]

Oh, I forgot La Fin du Monde and their ilk. Good stuff.

Unibroue makes a good line, if a little perfumey. I can't drink much of it, and the bastards don't make Quelque'chose anymore.

 

I just picked up a six of Saranac's caramel porter, which I thought was a color description but is in fact a flavor component. I'm still on the fence - I like the slightly sweet caramelness to it, but it's got that awful acidic American beer aftertaste. Sierra Nevada's porter never fucks around with me like that.

 

Bodington's. Also a very good beer, and just about as light as I go unless I'm drinking cider.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

I drank Stella like a fish when I was in London this summer. I feel your pain. I'm pretty sure most Charlottesville stores have it by the six-pack.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Like just about any beer, I can't drink Boddington's out of a can. Too bad, because the only place here in town that I know serves it on tap is a largely insufferable yuppie bar.

[MrRant 0]

I've seen Alexander Keiths in Orlando, which is two hours south of here (same place where I had Stella the other day), but I've never had it.

Its quite delicious. I'd drink Stella if it weren't so bloody expensive here. When I splurge, I go for Red Stripe. I'm such a pimp.

Red Strip is just as much piss as Lucky.

[Ace309 0]

Red Stripe's as often skunked as not. It's not bad beer. It's certainly better than Labatt's, which is what I get in Buffalo. It's just not great beer either.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

I thought now would be a good time to mention that I just got back from a bar with my friends, where I consumed approximately 120cL of Stella Artois and listened to the Pixies (Doolittle in its entirety! What a bar!). Somewhere, Incandenza is wishing he lived on Florida's west coast rather than its east.

[1234-5678 0]

Look, I like most of the high priced beers I have mentioned in here, and I will enjoy them when they find their way to me, but.............

 

Anything that is more then $20 a case is for someone who is trying to prove something.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I should start my Kosher microbrewery.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

If you enjoy Boddington's, and are strapped for cash, why not just piss in some ice cream?

[1234-5678 0]

<------------currently enjoying some Lord Chesterfield Ale

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I was buying beer last night and saw a case of Stella. I skipped by it and purchsed Budweiser.

[1234-5678 0]

Man, you definitely have the shits today, huh?

[Insane Bump Machine 0]

 

^^best beer around.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Man, you definitely have the shits today, huh?

No. Don't act like you're a drinking expert because you're a drunk bastard. Budweiser don't make me shit, it gets me drunk.

[1234-5678 0]

But I am a drinking expert, and anyone who has ever consumed that foul beverage knows that Budweiser=the runs. The term "Bud Shits" was specifically invented for such an occurance.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

But I am a drinking expert, and anyone who has ever consumed that foul beverage knows that Budweiser=the runs. The term "Bud Shits" was specifically invented for such an occurance.

No. I shit equally from every beer I drink. Your hypothesis sucks, drunkard.

[1234-5678 0]

It's not a hypothesis if it has been proven to me by so many people telling me about it. True, all beer gives you the shits, but none as foul as Budweiser.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

It's not a hypothesis if it has been proven to me by so many people telling me about it. True, all beer gives you the shits, but none as foul as Budweiser.

Maybe I should burrow my nose in my shits to further analyze the situation.

[1234-5678 0]

I think it's more of the way it comes out. From what I hear, it's kind of like pissing out of your asshole.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I think it's more of the way it comes out. From what I hear, it's kind of like pissing out of your asshole.

Haha. Listen. Maybe I body is just immune to that poison, but my beer shit is quite consistent across the board; regardless of the beer I drank.

[1234-5678 0]

This folder has an abundance of posts about shitting habits this weekend, doesn't it?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

This folder has an abundance of posts about shitting habits this weekend, doesn't it?

I haven't been as graphic as most you motherfuckers.

[1234-5678 0]

How long until the "Post Pic Of Your Turds!" thread comes about. IDRM, I am looking in your direction..............

[welshjerichomark 0]

Stella is the best. But its always 50p more expensive than Carling or Fosters so guess what wins?

 

EDIT: If you think Bud gives you the shits, try drinking Bacardi Breezers. Ugh. The next morning i swear to god i shit my body weight.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

<---is turned on?

[Guest Nanks]

Do you crazy Yanks put honey in the Stella like the Canadians do?? That annoyed me. WJM, the Stella you drink is not the same stuff that these North Americans are discussing, it's sweet and honeyed.

 

On another note, Banky speaks the truth, Keith's is fucking magnificent. I miss it terribly having been responsible for about a keg of it per week over 3 months this time last year.

 

Carlsberg is my beer of choice at the moment, closely followed by San Miguel.

 

My beloved Victoria Bitter is a constant in my life, however.

[welshjerichomark 0]

Do you crazy Yanks put honey in the Stella like the Canadians do?? That annoyed me. WJM, the Stella you drink is not the same stuff that these North Americans are discussing, it's sweet and honeyed.

 

Different? How? do they put stuff in it or something?

[Zack Malibu 0]

Beer doesn't make me shit all that much. You guys have weak stomachs.

[1234-5678 0]

Well, I've overcome it by now, but I still hear the stories from my less party experienced friends.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Ah, gotcha. Nothing like gathering at a late night diner and recounting stories of drunken debauchery and Hershey squirts.