Man I Hope I'm Doing This Right...

[Guest Deadbolt]

Hi Everybody... this is my first attempt at joining a forum actively... strangely nervous... lol... I might screw up from time to time, so please be gentle!

[bob_barron 0]

Die

[Guest Smues]

How does one have a post count of 0 after they've made a post? Are you jesus?

[Zack Malibu 0]

Post counts don't apply to Hardcore Discussion. That, or Agent's fucking with him.

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

Edit : Zack beat me to it. ;_;

 

Oh, and welcome back, I hope you enjoy your 57th stay here.

[2GOLD 0]

Making your first post in Hardcore Discussion is like an overweight bald fat white guy with glasses using a deep southern accent getting his first teaching job in Compton. You just know it's not going to work out well.

[Guest Deadbolt]

^^ got ya

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Making any post anywhere probably isn't going to work out well.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

Hi Everybody... this is my first attempt at joining a forum actively... strangely nervous... lol... I might screw up from time to time, so please be gentle!

a/s/l... pix plz.

[Zack Malibu 0]

^^ got ya

Paging Mr. Oblivion, Mr. Agent Of Oblivion.

[1234-5678 0]

If he's nervous here, imagine what would happen if he ever tried to leave his Daddy's basement and ventured into the real world. Sheesh.

[geniusMoment 0]

If he's nervous here, imagine what would happen if he ever tried to leave his Daddy's basement and ventured into the real world. Sheesh.

Sometimes I get nervous about my posts, thinking maybe someone will sass me or say I have sand in my vagina. Luckily, I have not been sassed yet, and no one has said I have sand in my vagina.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Hey, take the sand out of your vagina, will ya?

[1234-5678 0]

Man, somebody's pussy hurts.

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Making your first post in Hardcore Discussion is like an overweight bald fat white guy with glasses using a deep southern accent getting his first teaching job in Compton. You just know it's not going to work out well.

SO SEZ YOU!

[Nighthawk 0]

Compton isn't that bad, it's way overhyped. I walked through Compton in wranglers and a cowboy hat after ICP said something about it in a song, to prove ICP are pussies.

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U R nOt JU66AL0

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Deadbolt is automatically under my favor. Anyone who is mean to this guy outright for no reason at all will be dealt with harshly. He's a message board virgin.

[Nighthawk 0]

Hey Deadbolt. You suck.

[Guest Deadbolt]

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Oh man.

[Zack Malibu 0]

AOO. IDRM. Clash Of The Titans.

[... 0]

You're so stupid you stayed up all night studying for an IQ test.

[... 0]

You're so gluttonous when they asked what you want on your hot dog, you said "everything."

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You're so poor you can't buy all the groceries you need every month.

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FUCK I JUST GOT SHOT

[Guest FromBeyondTheGrave]

You're so white, you're racist.

[Nighthawk 0]

You're so this, you're that.

[Nighthawk 0]

Now stop trying.

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