The OAO SmackDown! Thread for 1/13/05

[ChrisMWaters 0]

The award presenter sounded like the preacher from the "Wedding From Hell"

[Guest LooneyTune]

GGA looks a bit like Al Wilson (may he rest in peace).

Did he really die?

Does Cena really deserve a main event push?

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

GGA looks a bit like Al Wilson (may he rest in peace).

Did he really die?

Does Cena really deserve a main event push?

Do I get jokes?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Nect week, JBL is on the cover of Georgia Automotive Yearly for his fine taste in Limos with Bull Horns.

[Guest LooneyTune]

GGA looks a bit like Al Wilson (may he rest in peace).

Did he really die?

Does Cena really deserve a main event push?

Do I get jokes?

No, Al Wilson really didn't die... which means he can come back at anytime. (cries)

[JoeDirt 0]

Nect week, JBL is on the cover of Georgia Automotive Yearly for his fine taste in Limos with Bull Horns.

Maybe he can challenge Lance Storm for the Saskatchewan Hardcore Invititational Title.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

GGA looks a bit like Al Wilson (may he rest in peace).

Did he really die?

They televised his funeral! The widow Marie-Wilson was inconsolable.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Oh..JBL resorts to some cheap heat.

 

Probably should have mentioned the Tampa Bay Lightning killing the NHL when they won the Stanley Cup.

 

Kurt is out to save the day!

[Guest Phenom]

Angle's face-turn in effect!

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

Reminder - following this at 10:00, Angle's on MTV teaching some gimp kid to wrestle.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Angle is Mr. Obvious with the "This whole thing is a joke" comment.

[Mrnoitaull 0]

Kurt is so obvious !

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Obviously..

 

Joy is always in the last place you look..the trunk!

 

Gee whiz.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

He's opening the trunk of a car - he's insane!

[JoeDirt 0]

OMG IT'S JOY! THANK GOD! I WAS SO WORRIED!

[Guest LooneyTune]

Obviously..

 

Joy is always in the last place you look..the trunk!

 

Gee whiz.

I thought the freezer was the last place... I once found my testicles in it.

[BorneAgain 0]

Acting! by Show.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Big Show looks like someone ate the last of his corn pops.

[Guest Phenom]

Obviously..

 

Joy is always in the last place you look..the trunk!

 

Gee whiz.

I thought the freezer was the last place... I once found my testicles in it.

While they were still atached?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Im hoping for JBL to squeeze a grapefruit in Show's eye.

[Guest LooneyTune]

OJ sneaks up on the white guy with a cheap shot.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

He's Showing up!

[Guest LooneyTune]

I heart dugz mom

[JoeDirt 0]

Im hoping for JBL to squeeze a grapefruit in Show's eye.

"OH MY EYES! THEY'RE BURNING! TOO...MUCH...CITRUS!"

[Guest Askewniverse]

How come the Bashams only received chokeslams, while Jordan received a chokeslam and numerous chair shots?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

It's Big "The Animal" Show!

 

...Oooh...Evil Kurt with the planning!

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Big Show is so pissed he's gonna go backstage and eat a 72 oz steak.

 

And I think Kurt just pulled a fast one..

[Guest LooneyTune]

How come the Bashams only received chokeslams, while Jordan received a chokeslam and numerous chair shots?

Because he has hair...

 

cough:andhesblack:cough

[sluggo 0]

I wonder who's going to trick who next week....maybe Luther turns on Kurt and joins the Cabinet

[Guest Askewniverse]

Reminder - following this at 10:00, Angle's on MTV teaching some gimp kid to wrestle.

He's not a gimp, but he's in band. I guess that's worse.