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Odd thing: I actually touched one before I ever saw one. (My girlfriend in high school engaged in heavy petting sessions with me, but she was very prudish about getting undressed.) But I must say that the vagina is possibly the greatest single creation that God has ever made.

Until the hot pocket

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Hah, I don't come to HD much so I didn't see this until now. Looking back it was a melodramatic response. I'm not even that religious it was just the wording I felt like using. As I mentioned, friends in the know have told me rumors about an assasination attempt which were kind of disturbing so Frigid's comment kind of jarred me. Whatever, have your fun I suppose. :P

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Dude, it's the President. There are rumors constantly, and they just get louder the more polarizing the President. He'll be the safest man in the world tomorrow.

I know that. See that's the funny thing, I look back on my response and agree it was stupid and melodramatic. It was something I didn't think about, just sort of a knee jerk post I made. Im not literally sitting here praying for the President, ya know? Anyway, I guess having a post started about me in HD is kind of a right of passage of sorts. Ive been around for ever, but I guess now I'm "established" or something. As a top 10 worst poster no less!

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Though I've seen little of his posts, Slapnuts is easily a Top Ten Worst list contender.

If he actually wrote the above topic, I hope Bush institutes the draft, and Slapnuts is the first one recruited. He won't be freezing because of what some faggot wrote about Bush on an internet website, he'll be rendered frozen (lifeless) but a bullet. Good for him.

That's not very nice, Banky.

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Though I've seen little of his posts, Slapnuts is easily a Top Ten Worst list contender.

If he actually wrote the above topic, I hope Bush institutes the draft, and Slapnuts is the first one recruited. He won't be freezing because of what some faggot wrote about Bush on an internet website, he'll be rendered frozen (lifeless) but a bullet. Good for him.

That's not very nice, Banky.

did it make you freeze?

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Though I've seen little of his posts, Slapnuts is easily a Top Ten Worst list contender.

If he actually wrote the above topic, I hope Bush institutes the draft, and Slapnuts is the first one recruited. He won't be freezing because of what some faggot wrote about Bush on an internet website, he'll be rendered frozen (lifeless) but a bullet. Good for him.

That's not very nice, Banky.

did it make you freeze?

Nope. I laughed actually. Still not very nice.

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Though I've seen little of his posts, Slapnuts is easily a Top Ten Worst list contender.

If he actually wrote the above topic, I hope Bush institutes the draft, and Slapnuts is the first one recruited. He won't be freezing because of what some faggot wrote about Bush on an internet website, he'll be rendered frozen (lifeless) but a bullet. Good for him.

That's not very nice, Banky.

did it make you freeze?

Nope. I laughed actually. Still not very nice.

it was meant to make you stop and think

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I bet if I posted this in CE most of the usual crew would be defending this guy, so I post it here for the liberal circle jerk crew: Disgusting

 

Does anyone remember the old threads, where people would always post shit like "How old are you/are you a virgin"? I don't remember anything, but I always remember Bob getting older, but that dang NO hung around each time.

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