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February 3

Zombi - Spirit Animal (don't really know why it's listed under metal releases)

Sweet.

 

Ameroeurs full length debut should be coming out in March. Really looking forward to that.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

For those that haven't listened to it yet, back on page 2 or 3 or whatever, that !T.O.O.H.! band TheBigSwigg posted is fucking amazing. We owe him one big teamwork blowjob for these guys.

 

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Yeah. !T.O.O.H.! are pretty awesome.

 

All right, let's start talking Godflesh

 

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Pure is my favorite Godflesh album, though Streetcleaner gets a close second.

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Ok, I've mentioned in a few times on the board, and probably in this very thread, so for those who are seriously curious, here's a cut off of Cold Lake.

 

 

It's hard to believe this band also made this, which fucking rocks to no end:

 

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This thread needs some Death/Doom Metal

 

dISEMBOWELMENT

Dance of December Souls era Katatonia

Autopsy

Asphyx

Winter

The IVth Crusade era Bolt Thrower

 

Feel free to add your own

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

 

This is the single greatest music video of all time and fuck everyone who doesn't think so.

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Fucking Blood Farmers.

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Spurred by discussion of "Ride Like the Wind" with Czech the other day we (well, I) started discussing metal covers of non-metal songs.

 

Three favorites that immediately come to mind (I'll think of others in due time):

 

(Christopher Cross)

Video has that "80's WTF" quality to it, but I can't complain about watching cute women in tights running around

 

Celtic Frost - "Mexican Radio" (Wall of Voodoo)

 

Therion - "Summernight City" (ABBA)

 

Share your favorites¹

 

 

 

 

¹Please note that mentioning any cover (I know two, at least) of "Baby One More Time" is grounds for immediate dismissal from this thread

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Not a cover:

 

TORSOFUCK

 

 

Best band ever.

 

Lyrics-

 

I was visiting in africa two months ago

My goal was to see all those wild animals

Most excited I was when I came close to elephants

They were so big and somehow so scary

Something happened when I snapped a picture

Three elephants surrounded me

One of them ripped off all my clothes

Second elephant came on me and started to spread my buttocks

With its huge trunk

I screamed in agony when I felt it started to shove up my ass

Third elephant forced me to take its giant cock in my mouth

I sucked like a whore while I was assfucked by elephant trunk

After all it wasnt too bad at all

It took only about ten minutes and cock in my mouth started to cum

Extremely huge load of elephant sperm filled my throat and

Spurted allover my face

I was completely fucked up, but elephants had one more thing to do

All three of them huffed and puffed shits on me

Then they left me alone with my ripped asshole

I'll never go to Africa again

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Fuck that's a good track to start off the workday.

 

I've heard/seen that a few times, but never set to Dora cartoons.

good but it's lacking Map

 

Back to the cover things: In Flames - Everything Counts (Depeche Mode)

I enjoy it as a single but its placement on the Whoracle albums throws the flow off. It would've been better tacked on at the end as the bonus track.

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"I'll never go to Africa again" was the kicker for me.

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Pornogrind or GTFO:

 

Organ Grinder- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVHJfxd4dnM

Artery Eruption- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZRyOT2322U

Gonorrhea Pussy- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD6-jTUjK70 (Essential)

Sinworm- "Piss Shower Cumslut" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fOq1d_-tXo

 

 

And last but certainly not least:

 

Rompeprop-"The Babyshitter" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t6yJijhLMI

 

I am the evil babyshitter parents please beware,

Your baby will inhale my shit I-don't-care !!!

 

Squat in the fucking cradle with my pants down,

My hairy anus on its mouth little baby drown!

 

All hail for the babyshitter !!!

 

The first anal cigar is now filling tiny lungs,

There comes some gass now suck my ass with your tiny tongue !!!

 

The baby looks pathetic, with its mask of shit,

It makes me furious so I-get-rid-of-it !!!

 

Fuck!

You!

Kid!

 

 

If you ever have the opportunity to go to one of the many death metal/gore festivals around the world, for the love of god, do it. You'll have more fun than you'll ever imagine, even if you think this stuff is horrible.

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I interrupt this thread to give you

 

Coroner (I already mentioned them, but oh well)

 

Reverend Bizarre (Again, Mentioned them already)

 

Solitude Aeturnus

 

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This is kind of old news, but as someone who used to disregard his opinion on this particular band I would like to take this time to admit that Agent was right about Acid Bath all along. I listened to "When a Kite String Pops" a couple of years ago, then proceeded to hook a dude at work up with it. It was a big hit with him and became a regular on the soundtrack at the pizza place. Plus it got me to listen to Entombed in a roundabout way, which isn't bad either.

 

Agent was right.

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Spurred by discussion of "Ride Like the Wind" with Czech the other day we (well, I) started discussing metal covers of non-metal songs.

 

Three favorites that immediately come to mind (I'll think of others in due time):

 

(Christopher Cross)

Video has that "80's WTF" quality to it, but I can't complain about watching cute women in tights running around

 

Celtic Frost - "Mexican Radio" (Wall of Voodoo)

 

Therion - "Summernight City" (ABBA)

 

Share your favorites¹

 

 

 

 

¹Please note that mentioning any cover (I know two, at least) of "Baby One More Time" is grounds for immediate dismissal from this thread

 

Oh, and:

 

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Wait...WHAT?! WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING FLYING FUCK?!?!?!?!?!!? I could understand "oh, I've never really checked out Slayer." I could even get "eh, I haven't heard a ton of Iron Maiden/Judas Priest/any other late 70's or early 80's metal band."

 

...but "I HAVEN'T HEARD MUCH PANTERA"?!?!?!?!?!?!!? Seriously, where the fuck have you been for the last 18 years?!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-p8kvoyP4Y ("Cowboys From Hell")

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wd7ndVFP0s ("Mouth For War")

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WmlfqH3Sq4 ("Cemetery Gates")

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj2xSwOY0xs ("Walk")

("5 Minutes Alone")

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTF1Zu3AjmA ("I'm Broken")

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5VzHhazX-c ("This Love")

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ61YqPm_Fg ("Drag The Waters")

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEHeC0FkTqc ("Revolution Is My Name")

 

Check those out, ASAP, and then go out and buy Vulgar Display of Power. And I don't mean download, I mean get your ass to the nearest FYE, RecordTown, Newbury Comics, or wherever it is you go for CDs, and get yourself Vulgar Display of Power.

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