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New Pic of Jessica Simpson in "Dukes of Hazzard"

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Guest LooneyTune

Whats the name of her excercise book? "How To Induce Vomiting With Your Finger"?

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Guest BDC

They probably had her lose weight for the role, which is crap. She had curves before, and they were NICE curves.

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Guest news_gimmick

Honestly, I don't see anything wrong with it, I think she is still looking great. And if she's happy, then why give her crap? Heh, she's still one of my favorite women to look at.

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Every single one of you would bang her in a second. Come on.

 

90% because she's gorgeous. 10% because although you dislike her ribs you'd wanna tell everyone.

Yes, I'd bang her in a second ... but there are a lot of girls that aren't that attractive to me that I'd still bang in a second. I'm a guy, and thus getting laid is pretty high on my list.

 

But would I stick around to see her in the morning? No.

Would I call her again and want to spend time with her? No.

Do I find her all that attractive? No.

But would I bang her? Yes.

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Whatever, they would call, they would beback and they would spend time with her because tig ol bitties bouncing around will do that too you. Hell, I don't find her attractive really, and i would fuck Jessica Simpsons skinney ass repeatedly until I A: Found someone else or B: Got tired of each other.

 

 

Plus, dude...I can always say I fucked Jessica Simpson.

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That was the weekend I lost all faith in white people...

Christ if I heard that on TV I would, too. Although, in ET's (or whatever show it was) defense, they probably said that to suck up to her because those programs have to in order to get these celebs to talk to them. I'm sure they were snickering during the commercials...

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