Guest netslob Report post Posted February 2, 2005 Randy Orton is the guy equivalent of a butterface...great body with a face as goofy as hell. I can't get turned on at all by looking at Orton's "duhwha" mug. I agree about Orton. If we paper brown bagged it, sure I could dig. But his beady eyes annoy me. lol...in Hyatte's last column/Mop-Up, he made the observation that if Orton's eyes were any closer together, he'd be a cyclops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2005 What's with all this gayness around here? I noticed that as well. This board in general does seem to be much gayer than average. Well, that's wrestling for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook_Theta Report post Posted February 2, 2005 You want sexy, you go to the King. (not safe for work) The King soaps asses before Bradshaw. Draws huge toothless Memphis crowd. Who am I kidding, all Memphis crowds were toothless! *rimshot* The King does Aladdin: The Musical photo shoot before Bret Hart. If you look closely, you can see the shadow from where the crown is levitating. I noticed that as well. This board in general does seem to be much gayer than average. Well, that's wrestling for you.Speaking of which, I'm going to have to deploy the eye goggles if you do not change that sig picture. That or block it. Still though, I hope to god that isn't you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2005 Ha ha. I wish! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2005 Hey, wait a minute... that's a girl! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tekcop 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2005 Since we're doing girlfriends... mine like's RVD, WCW Kidman, Long-haired Nash, Jericho, Edge, Goldberg, and ECW Raven. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted February 2, 2005 Too bad it's ECW Raven. I can't make the "she probably wants to wear his skirts" joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FromBeyondTheGrave Report post Posted February 2, 2005 Wow, you guys are into some twinks. Twinks are the way to go. Guys like Batista are just too much meat for me to handle. And now, the ever loveable, Big Stevie Night Heat... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2005 My mom pretty much thinks they all look gay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2005 My mom hates wrstling, but she loves The Rock, Sting, and... get this... RICO. She was taken aback by his gay gimmick, but her initial reaction after seeing him, sans makeup, in a picture of the two of us together before a Smackdown house show was that of enamorment. (Is that a word?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2005 I'd say Angle's ass is as good as RVD's. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Loss Report post Posted February 2, 2005 My mom pretty much thinks they all look gay. No wonder you're a conservative. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Detective Comics 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2005 Hiroshi Tanahashi Yeah, you know it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Betty Houle 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2005 Edge looks like a fucking homeless punk rocker who couldn't make it big. Which is seriously a look that gets me all hot and bothered! #1 fantasy: Being the middle of a Booker-Rock sandwich. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2005 You know, Vampiro actually was a homeless punk rocker who couldn't make it big. He looked ok in long hair and paint. Otherwise no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2005 I'd say Angle's ass is as good as RVD's. Angle does have a nice ghetto booty as, I must say. But Rob's flexibilty also plays a part in the hotness factore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2005 My girlfriend likes the Rock and Edge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twisted Intestine 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2005 ..But that's just me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2005 My personal favorites? Mark Jindrak Fuckin' JINDRAK, Loss? Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2005 I watched the Rumble from BW3's, and most of the girls around me were screaming for Edge, Cena and Orton. Oh, and Daniel Puder. Yeah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2005 Maybe not the hottest, but the pimpest? Yes. And no other wrestler has his own, badass clothing line. Unless Randy actually comes out with his ghey line of Randywear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JST 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2005 He did, actually. Presenting the Randy Wear thongs, nighties and girly clothes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank_Nabbit Report post Posted February 3, 2005 I nearly obtained wood from Chris Masters RAW vignette's. I'm a sucker for roid monkeys. /not gay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2005 Regarding Randywear: Yuck. Yeah, I heard it was being considered. Didn't think they'd actually do it. A baby tee with a big picture of Orton's stupid-ass mug crack me up, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BillyTheStud Report post Posted February 4, 2005 The Game Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted February 4, 2005 Thanks Billy, I may never have GOOD nightmares like being hung by a monkey again. Damn that Scott Steiner for stripping Hunter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Betty Houle 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2005 You know, Vampiro actually was a homeless punk rocker who couldn't make it big. He looked ok in long hair and paint. Otherwise no. Vampiro doesn't look entirely unlike my second boyfriend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hass of Pain Report post Posted February 4, 2005 You know, you guys really have some horrible taste in men. I'm shocked that I'm the only one who even gave a mention to this sexy beast: What a good lookin' guy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
