Christy Hemme to pose for Playboy

[Guest DeathBecomesYou]

Great, now we have to go through endless promotion for this issue in place of actual wrestling angles.  I wonder who will play the jealous DIVA this time?

Molly. The fat ones always get jealous.

That's likely, if I remember right they did something on a recent house show where Christy made poor Molly look like shit. So I guess Molly is going to get stuck with the shit job again, where was the big push that she was reportedly supposed to get after shaving her head for the company?

[SuperJerk 0]

And the WWE's loss too.  So far, all the wrestler issues have done well for Playboy.  If this one bombs, it could kill the chances of them doing more in the future.

Not really, because then WWE could claim "But wait! The previous ones had established stars! This was a new broad we just picked up!" And they'd be right.

I've enver seen a company so determined to set themselves up for failure.

[Guest Coffey]

I don't understand ya'lls line of thinking. Christy is hot. Hottest in WWE? Aruguably, no. Good enough for Playboy? Obviously. She's one up on all the other bimbos that pose for Playboy for a couple of reasons. First off, she's not blonde. Secondly, she has recognition.

 

How the hell can the copy bomb when she's JUST as good as all the other women that pose, but has more fame?

 

Would people rather see Trish? Most likely. Christy is going to sell more copies than Heather Logan from Smallfuck, Minnesota though.

 

The people that normally buy the magazine are still going to buy it. Some WWE fans are going to buy it. Some Man Show fans may even buy it. Her recognition will get more buys.

 

How the hell is it going to bomb? Bomb when compared to the highest selling issue ever maybe....

[Matt Young 0]

Are you all mad? Carmella is so fake and plastic looking (in her face, that is- obviously most of the divas are fake in other areas). Christy, on the other hand, is one of the hottest women I've ever seen. She's the perfect choice.

 

I'll be making this issue my 3rd ever porn purchase, the first two being the Torrie and Torrie/Sable Playboys.

[evilhomer 0]

So I guess Molly is going to get stuck with the shit job again, where was the big push that she was reportedly supposed to get after shaving her head for the company?

They told her that she needed a full head of hair to be marketable.

 

Either that or grow a goatee, drink mass quanitities of beer and throw up her middle fingers.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Damn guys... why are we complaning? We get to see her NAKED!

 

The End.

[SuperJerk 0]

Well, I'll admit, her ass is nice.

 

<---Mad it's not Victoria.

[Guest Trivia247]

she would be good to see in playboy, and would probably make the claim in my eyes she is more attractive than Carmella..

 

For some Reason carmella didn't come off too well on TV, moving a bit Stiff and gingerly. Whether it was awkward for her being public each week or whatever.

 

Christy seemed more bubbly and Spunky, the type of girl who would put her Hair up in Pig tails and go to some Fetish club to get spanked.

[geniusMoment 0]

Are you all mad? Carmella is so fake and plastic looking (in her face, that is- obviously most of the divas are fake in other areas). Christy, on the other hand, is one of the hottest women I've ever seen. She's the perfect choice.

 

I'll be making this issue my 3rd ever porn purchase, the first two being the Torrie and Torrie/Sable Playboys.

Why? You can look at the pictures anytime you want for free over the internet. I do not understand why anyone actually buys porn anymore.

[Jericholic82 0]

ever notice how alot of male fans obsess over female wrestlers/"divas" more than anyone else?

 

I think its our fandom that makes them so appealing.

 

personally I could care less, cuz Im not wasting any of my money on a Playboy mag cuz a "diva" is in it . Im not that perverted and I need my money for better things, like buying all the freakin dvds wwe keeps coming out with lol. Like someone said earlier if you want you can find free porn as opposed to playing for it lol.

 

 

Anyhow, christy was on the man show too? How did I not recognize that? I watched every episode of that show? dang

[SuperJerk 0]

For some Reason carmella didn't come off too well on TV, moving a bit Stiff and gingerly. Whether it was awkward for her being public each week or whatever.

 

Christy seemed more bubbly and Spunky, the type of girl who would put her Hair up in Pig tails and go to some Fetish club to get spanked.

You've summed up exactly why she won.

 

I'll agree she had the personality best suited to the job, but all they ever do with her anymore is have her shoot the t-shirt gun. Any one of them could have done that.

[Black Lushus 0]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wake me when these bitches do porn zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Vyce 0]

For some Reason carmella didn't come off too well on TV, moving a bit Stiff and gingerly. Whether it was awkward for her being public each week or whatever.

 

Christy seemed more bubbly and Spunky, the type of girl who would put her Hair up in Pig tails and go to some Fetish club to get spanked.

You've summed up exactly why she won.

 

I'll agree she had the personality best suited to the job, but all they ever do with her anymore is have her shoot the t-shirt gun. Any one of them could have done that.

Well, last week they DID have her get physically threatened by Edge.

 

Which, BTW, I found surprisingly erotic.

 

......I think I may have some issues to work out.

[2GOLD 0]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wake me when these bitches do porn zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

I'm with you.

Wow, airbrushed Playboy!

 

Call me when she appears in a magazine that doesn't make every female photoshoot look like it's photomanips.

[Guest Trivia247]

now would there be perks...if Christy and the WWE got a major cash offer to do...

 

Hustler?

[2GOLD 0]

Least she'd look female and not like she was CGI'ed.

I now just seriously read Playboy for the articles...and that is a damn shame.

 

Hell, the WWE photos are more racy than some of what Playboy does.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

You call what Christy has a "personality"? I guess you could say that since she has the personality of chatter-teeth, but really...

[Precious Roy 0]

You call what Christy has a "personality"? I guess you could say that since she has the personality of chatter-teeth, but really...

I think of her as more of a dancing coke can myself

[Guest JMA]

Are you all mad?  Carmella is so fake and plastic looking (in her face, that is- obviously most of the divas are fake in other areas).  Christy, on the other hand, is one of the hottest women I've ever seen.  She's the perfect choice.

 

I'll be making this issue my 3rd ever porn purchase, the first two being the Torrie and Torrie/Sable Playboys.

Why? You can look at the pictures anytime you want for free over the internet. I do not understand why anyone actually buys porn anymore.

I agree. Nobody should buy porn anymore. The Internet has made buying porn obsolete.

[2GOLD 0]

You call what Christy has a "personality"?  I guess you could say that since she has the personality of chatter-teeth, but really...

I think of her as more of a dancing coke can myself

 

That's low.

Dancing Coke Cans deserve much better than that.

[Precious Roy 0]

Are you all mad?  Carmella is so fake and plastic looking (in her face, that is- obviously most of the divas are fake in other areas).  Christy, on the other hand, is one of the hottest women I've ever seen.  She's the perfect choice.

 

I'll be making this issue my 3rd ever porn purchase, the first two being the Torrie and Torrie/Sable Playboys.

Why? You can look at the pictures anytime you want for free over the internet. I do not understand why anyone actually buys porn anymore.

I agree. Nobody should buy porn anymore. The Internet has made buying porn obsolete.

*reminds me of an awesome Mr. Show skit*

[LivingLegendGaryColeman 0]

Won't everyone stop picking on Christy? She's an honest girl trying to make a living while suffering from a hungry BUTT.