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And the rest.

Which is you and Agent.

 

The rest of us just sit back and wish we were as cool as you guys.

 

 

 

*sits back*

 

 

 

 

*wishes*

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Many people on the board would point to you as the weirdest poster on the board. Do you honestly think you're that weird, and are you different in real life than you are on the board?

Well, weird can mean a lot of things. I suppose I am unique, but there are other unique posters here. You'd have to be more specific if you wanted me to be more specific. I guess I really am that weird, as nothing I do here is a total lie, but it's very controlled. I'm not the oblivious kind of weird.

I am vastly different in real life, but it's more of a lateral move. Most of what I do here is for my own amusement. In real life, not everything is a joke. IDrinkRatsMilk is pretty much just the droll, acerbic aspect. Which is accurate, but there's more to me than that.

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Many people on the board would point to you as the weirdest poster on the board. Do you honestly think you're that weird, and are you different in real life than you are on the board?

Well, weird can mean a lot of things. I suppose I am unique, but there are other unique posters here. You'd have to be more specific if you wanted me to be more specific. I guess I really am that weird, as nothing I do here is a total lie, but it's very controlled. I'm not the oblivious kind of weird.

I am vastly different in real life, but it's more of a lateral move. Most of what I do here is for my own amusement. In real life, not everything is a joke. IDrinkRatsMilk is pretty much just the droll, acerbic aspect. Which is accurate, but there's more to me than that.

Yeah, I always get the feeling that whenever you post anything you take none of it seriously, which is what you alluded to with not taking everything in life as a joke.

 

When I say weird, I mean a guy who jerks off to lions fucking. I recall someone saying that, and I can't think of anyone but you. Couple that with all the cool (or weird) stories that you seem to have, and yeah you're pretty weird. But as shown in another thread, it's better than being like Sideburnious.

 

Is most of your knowledge gained from reading books, or culled from experiences?

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Is most of your knowledge gained from reading books, or culled from experiences?

A combination. I'm pretty well traveled (within the states anyway... I've never left them except to Mexico), which adds a lot to one's life experience, but I do read a lot as well.

 

I do remember that comment about the lions now that you mention it. Yes, that was me, but I don't remember if I actually did it. I could have, probably. I can take sexual fetishes I have absolutely no interest in and make myself get turned on by them. There's not very often a reason to do so, but it is a trick of the will I can do.

 

In a related note, I've come to really enjoy this album:

g42035yby0s.jpg

 

I never noticed the irony until just now.

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Is most of your knowledge gained from reading books, or culled from experiences?

A combination. I'm pretty well traveled (within the states anyway... I've never left them except to Mexico), which adds a lot to one's life experience, but I do read a lot as well.

 

I do remember that comment about the lions now that you mention it. Yes, that was me, but I don't remember if I actually did it. I could have, probably. I can take sexual fetishes I have absolutely no interest in and make myself get turned on by them. There's not very often a reason to do so, but it is a trick of the will I can do.

 

In a related note, I've come to really enjoy this album:

g42035yby0s.jpg

 

I never noticed the irony until just now.

Book readin is for pussy's. I say cultivate all your knowledge from experience. The only minus to this method is that you will always spell words the way they sound, because you have no idea how they are actually spelled.

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Hey IDRM, do you have ClownPorn?

No. Even though I answered this already, I suppose I should do it in public as well. I've seen clown porn, the entity, before, but not Clown Porn, the title. I am fond of collecting unusual pornographic movies, and this would make a fine addition, but it's probably not high on my list, due to there being some clown porn scenes in the New Wave Hookers series. New Wave Hookers is probably my favorite porn series.

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Guest Failed Mascot

Link your friend to that Clown Porn site. There are no midgets on it and the black chick clown has some nice titties. The kind you see when they show the naked people in the rain forrest.

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why is 'new wave hookers' your favorite porn series?

The original New Wave Hookers is easily my favorite porn movie. Greg Dark directed it and I've always been a fan of his (dude is weird, if you ever take a look at his life). It's from 1985, and everything you'd associate with the period is there in full force. The music, the colors, the whole thing is a sensory tour de force. As a porn, it's fucking crazy, and hot. There's an absolutely insane Ginger Lynn scene, and Traci Lord's now illegal best work. I'm not a big advocate of paying for porn, but this one's worth it. On that note, I'll mention the latest release is edited to hell. The main release has Traci edited out, naturally, but it's actually still legal to buy the full version in Canada.

The rest of the NWH series are of course not as good as the original, but usually deliver on some whacky shit, like girls getting pinned to dart boards through their tongue piercings and yes, clown porn. Some volumes are weaker than others, but in conjunction with the masterpiece original, it is indeed my favorite porn series.

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Are you willing to talk politics? I don't remember asking.

 

Basically, if you are, where do you stand and why did you vote for the person that you had voted for?

Eh. I don't have a lot of desire to talk about it, but I'll answer this, because I can fairly simply.

 

I don't really like or identify with any political affiliations, but I generally vote republican because I favor a smaller government. If it weren't for absentee ballots, I probably wouldn't vote at all. Basically every political stance is too flawed for me to support it.

 

I do like GW because of the furor he's managed to incite in some people.

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What is better, getting your balls licked, or getting your asshole licked?

 

Note that I skipped all the other pages in this thread...........

I'd say asshole, but lick is a little superficial, a deep tonguing would be best. I suppose the asshole is more sensitive (to that kind of stimulation, anyway). I also enjoy dominating and to some extent degrading women (within reason, of course), and it's a pretty dominant position. On the other hand, unlike a facial, I wouldn't have a problem having it done by a girl I really liked. Because without the dominant/submisive connotation, it's fairly intimate as well. Plus I don't mind licking an ass myself. I rather like it, actually. Once I've done it, it's not hard to get them to return the favor. They often ask before I can suggest it.

 

Balls are ok, but balls to me seem like a sidebar to cock. Ass is it's own attraction.

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Guest Failed Mascot

If a woman asks for you to cum on her face its not degrading. Stop being overly sensitive and just blast your seed in her eye.

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No, I like degrading them. If I like her, I don't want to degrade her, if she wants me to do it, she's not degraded by it, if she's not degraded by it, it's just a mess.

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Have her open her mouth and aim for the nose, upper lip area. Then it's clean after she licks her lips.

 

Logical cumshots are the best kind.

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Guest Failed Mascot

I like to live dangerously and make little Cum bridges that extend from her forehead to her nose and then to her mouth.

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Guest Fire and Knives

Do you have any plans for the rest of your life, or do you prefer to simply allow things to unfold.

 

Also, why do questions feel slightly more satisfying when I don't end them with a question mark.

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