Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 21, 2006 Cocking a shotgun like that is so ridiculous. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dobbs 3K 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2006 What's with the Nazi T-Rex? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toshiaki Koala 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2006 ...or a really small man. He's about six feet tall. Some weird fuckin' lobsters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Ced 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2006 JCVD vs Carlton Banks would make an epic dance fight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2006 Holy crap, what movie is that from Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy_Victim 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2006 Holy crap, what movie is that from As I dredge through my memory of bad JCVD movies (which is pretty much all of them), I believe that is from Lionheart, where he plays a French Foreign Legion soldier who goes against orders and travels to the US to care for the family of his injured brother. He ends up fighting in organized street fights in LA. Pretty high on the corny factor. This little dance happens before he and his Speedo fight a long haired slightly effeminate looking man in an mostly empty swimming pool. For more JCVD dancing goodness check out Kickboxer. He even gets to fight and dance AT THE SAME TIME! God I hate myself for knowing things like this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2006 Man, were people really still wearing those kinds of clothes in 1990? Shit. As for JCVD, his whole filmography for me begins and ends with Bloodsport. There are no other movies for him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2006 Cocking a shotgun like that is so ridiculous. I think her other arm was fucked up at the time, that's why. Arnold showed how to properly handle a shotgun earlier in the film anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ced 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2006 C'mon you have to love the cheesy reason for JCVD hulking up during the final fight in Lionheart. "The whole bet is on Attila!" "...WRONG BET!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2006 Man, were people really still wearing those kinds of clothes in 1990? Shit. In Belgium, yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy_Victim 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2006 C'mon you have to love the cheesy reason for JCVD hulking up during the final fight in Lionheart. "The whole bet is on Attila!" "...WRONG BET!" Eh, JCVD hulked up at the end of EVERY movie. Not a big deal. Kickboxer, Bloodsport, Universal Soldier, Cyborg. The dude hulked up more THAN Hulk (either the orange one or the green one). The only ones I can think of where he didn't make the big comeback is Timecop (borderline, but c'mon should he really NEED to comeback in a fight with Ron Silver?) and Black Eagle (he was the bad guy, he doesn't get to hulk up). Of course I haven't seen any of his movies since Universal Soldier: The Return so I disavow any knowledge of his recent "classics". My favorite of his, besides his major releases, is The Quest. I like the numerous fighting styles, and Roger Moore acting like he has no idea how he got roped into doing the movie is humerous. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2006 Just a note while discussing JCVD, make fun of his other movies all you want but never make fun of the greatness that is Bloodsport. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Report post Posted October 22, 2006 dont tell me what to do. bloodsport is a piece of shit. fuck you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2006 Good lord your gimmick has gotten stale. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2006 Yeah, that doesn't scream pedophile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Report post Posted October 22, 2006 Good lord your gimmick has gotten stale. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-DeN- 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2006 I don't care who's chained to what... Don't fuck around w/Bloodsport. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-DeN- 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2006 What the fuck is going on in that Gary Floyd Post? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toshiaki Koala 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2006 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2006 Just a note while discussing JCVD, make fun of his other movies all you want but never make fun of the greatness that is Bloodsport. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2006 I'll add to Meatwad's post above with: I don't care who's chained to what... Don't fuck around w/Bloodsport. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toshiaki Koala 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2006 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2006 Fucking awesome Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2006 Boo. Some things are supposed to be off-limits. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2006 Kotz's repressed childhood memories back in action Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2006 And of all the things to assign as "off-limits", especially in this thread, you choose that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2006 I suppose it could have been worse, like "The Berenstain Bears Dabble With Scatplay" or something like that. Still, kiddie stuff is harmless. Leave it alone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
