The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2005 THREE ... TWO ON TUE~! Rando: Welcome everyone to the PREMIERE of TWO on Tue! That's right, you read that correctly, it seems Jingus' bad luck has forced him to rush his mother to the emergency room, and he won't be with us tonight! Muggy: We wish the best for Jingus and his mother, but the show must go on, Rando: But he should be back next week to name-drop and do the other one or two things he is good at, but HEY...this week we have your most favoritest poster and mine…Failed Mascot! Failed Mascot: Jingus was right about killing everybody around him it seems. Rando: A name which I still don't fully comprehend. Muggy: Well there was this crab mascot on the West Coast that was booed every time he showed up on the field and was canned after one season. I guess that's a Failed Mascot. Muggy: San Francisco Giants if I remember right. Rando: So you are implying he's a crab? Muggy: No, I'm just thinking out loud so you might be able to comprehend what a Failed Mascot is. Rando: Well it was more that I was hoping to get a small explanation as to why the former Frigid Soul went with that particular name in order to sneak back over the fences and into TSM, for the first of many times. Muggy: Well, let's get that explanation. Mr. Mascot, where did you come up with your first name, and why did you change it your latest name? Failed Mascot: The first name I got is because I'm a heartless bastard and I thought it sounded nifty. The second one was created by The Czech Republic because I couldn't come up with anything. Muggy: Alright then. That explains that. Now we gotta hit the controversy I guess... the comment that shocked the world, or TSM. Rando: Good old TCR, a solidly underrated poster right there. Knows when to bring the funny, and the heat. Rando: Yes yes...though it first shocked the Slapnuts! Muggy: Well I wouldn't call him underrated. I think of him as one of the best posters on the board. But yes... the comment. Muggy: What possessed you to say that? The ghost of a dead democrat? Rando: That was horrible. Muggy: I know... I couldn't come up with anything. I could care less about politics. Failed Mascot: I just don't tend to care what others think of how I feel. I'm not afraid to voice my opinion. Sure it gets me in trouble for time to time but at least you know what I'm giving is 100% how I feel. Rando: From time to time? You climb fences more than some Mexicans. Failed Mascot: Lets leave Vitamin X out of this Muggy: Ouch... Rando: So the first big hit came from Teke, correct? Failed Mascot: Anyways, it was an innocent comment about how I personally wouldn't give a shit if Bush was taken out. Highland the Canadian who evidently wishes he was American though ran to his little Republican buddy teke and he banned me... Failed Mascot: due to his own political affiliations. Rando: Aren't all Canadians actually American anyway? I think there is something in their charter. For a while I thought they were nothing but a subsidiary of SCTV. Failed Mascot: I didn't break any rules. Its just that teke is now a sad man who nobody cares about anymore since he doesn't review those shoot interviews anymore. In the end he did something to draw attention to himself... Muggy: So basically you were banned for not agreeing to their point of view? Failed Mascot: just so happens that in the end it backfired on him and he lost his mod powers after banning two people who didn't agree with my banning and mocked him on it Rando: So if you were "banned", how did you come back and continue posting? I know for a while you were supposedly banned, but was still just going about your business Failed Mascot: It ended up being a bullshit banning that the other mods didn't agree with. Muggy: So they reinstated you and you renamed yourself? Rando: Actually, the Frigid Soul ban was a different monster all together. But I can't remember back that far Muggy: I must've mixed the stories together. Failed Mascot: At first I was to be completely banned unless I not only withdrew my statement but also wrote a 2 page apology to teke that he had to approve and then post publicly along with taking a 2 week suspension. I relayed the message of "Go Fuck Yourself" to him in response Muggy: A 2 Page Apology? Was he a fucking teacher or something? Rando: Had you actually gone through with the 2 pages, you might as well have cut your own balls off. Failed Mascot: Getting that blue title under your name causes the head and ego to sweel beyond proportion. Rando: I haven't seen many abuses of power in my day. Nikjohns went a little crazy for a while, but other than that... Muggy: BREAKING NEWS: This just in to the news desk... CURRY MAN IS FREE! More details as the story happens. Failed Mascot: Anyways since alot of the mods disagreed with it and I asked at the very least to have the ability to post in the OAOAST they did so. They also gave me sports and as I later found out Site Feedback as well. Rando: So they gave you your two favorite places...along with Sports. Good for them. Muggy: And that's where the fun begins.... Muggy: The topic that I think should be in the classics... hell, Buffy the Vampire Slayer is a classic... SOUND THE ALARMS. Rando: In your own personal opinion, is "Sound The Alarms" something you are proud of or wish would just be forgotten? Could it be required viewing material for any new posters? Failed Mascot: Sound the Alarms was created by myself and Tyler first off. I told him I noticed I could post in Site Feedback and wanted to start a thread with the title but needed an old jailbreak scene. Failed Mascot: He found that image and I went with it since it was absurd. Rando: Tyler McLove Slave? Failed Mascot: that would be the man Muggy: And with that absurd image, the insanity began, 5 pages full of pics. Rando: Is that what you hope for? The picture brigade? Failed Mascot: I believe the first 10 posts are great and some of the posts afterwards are ok too. After awhile it became people just trying to rehash the same joke and I abandoned it. Rando: That's what TSM is about, rehashing the same things over and over. Rando: A good example of that was last night Muggy: From what topic? Failed Mascot: When I first got suspended I thought "You know what would be funny? Turning Site Feedback into HardCore Discussion Jr. and basically killing off all credability it had." Rando: How much credibility did you think it had in the first place? Muggy: I didn't even pay attention until Sound the Alarms to be honest. Rando: Most discussion that actually started leading to improvements was put into lockdown. Failed Mascot: Well it was a place where the mods went and discussed serious board matters for my time there. It seemed the once place off limits to crazy shenanigans. Rando: That right there is a testament to your abilities, FM. Rando: The shenanigans came and ransacked the entire folder, and I doubt it will ever recover Failed Mascot: anyways I wanted to see how far I could go with it. When IDRM started his thread and Hoff followed suit in Site Feedback last night my vision had become complete. Nothing in there was taken seriously Rando: then the Site Feedback tomfoolery flowed into Hardcore Discussion, and it became a gigantic clusterfuck Muggy: We might as well combine it into Hardcore Feedback and get it over with. One less folder to deal with. Failed Mascot: Even the admins and mods started joining in which makes it so the next time a serious board matter is presented you'll see people just screwing around in there. Its going to take alot of wrist slapping before that Failed Mascot: part of the board can be used as it was intended again Rando: Well Agent was never one to really be the upstanding moderator. Although Kahran's involvement seemed to breed some comedy. Muggy: But at least AoO wanted to free Curry Man. Failed Mascot: I've never been afraid to mock the stupidity of a person in power. You just have to know how far you can push that line. Rando: So...do you think you can push it anymore, Mr. Mascot? Failed Mascot: I'm always willing to find out. We'll just have to see. Rando: Well, i'm sure a moderator lives up in that area. You could go to their house and leave one on the lawn with a little "Failed Mascot" sign stuck in it. The ensuing threads about the incident would surely be classic Muggy: That would be pure GOLD. Rando: Leave it to Failed Mascot to turn shit into gold. Failed Mascot: the only mod that lives near me now is KingPK. I think I've given the poor man enough grief online. However you never know... Rando: Pete can handle that. He used to review Smackdown. Muggy: BREAKING NEWS: A squirrel that looks curry man has been found! More on this as updates come to us here on Two for Tue. Muggy: On a sidenote, KingPK has had the same avatar for a long time... and I still love it. Nothing's better than seeing a guy try to flip and landing right on his neck. Rando: That's right, folks...as we said...tonight it's Two On Tue due to some bad luck in the Jingus household. Muggy: Hope everything turns out alright, Jingus. If you've just joined us, we're here with the user turned exile turned escapee turned user again known as Failed Mascot. Rando: Alright, Failed Mascot, we know you have to get out of here soon, so I got to know...who is the one person you have been dying to "call out" but just haven't been able to? Teke? Slapnuts!? The entire Current Events folder? Rando: Or if you have hit all the high notes, I would like to ask your expert opinion on what you think it takes to create a classic thread. You are on the cusp of it and have been repeatedly, so what is your secret? Failed Mascot: I don't think there will ever be another true classic thread Rando: Why is that? Muggy: Is it because everyone TRIES to make one instead of letting them happen? Rando: Definitely not the answer I was expecting, that's for sure. Failed Mascot: I discussed this with Tack and we both agreed that jokes get run into the ground too fast and the lack of being able to close your own thread when you feel it had reached its peak hurts. Muggy: That's a pretty good idea. Closing your own thread... but that could lead to many problems. Failed Mascot: Sound the Alarms is a classic if you have the horrid posts weeded out. Frigid Evaluations should be a classic but was long forgotten. Calling out Site Feedback could very well be classic in that most people won't understand Failed Mascot: alot of it which keeps them from posting Rando: Somebody would create dozens of one-post threads just for the hell of it. Muggy: Or if someone didn't like someone's argument in the topic, BAM. Closed. Failed Mascot: That's why you give the ability to the people like me, IDRM, Inca, Tack...those types. Rando: I wouldn't do that. Cause then their argument is the last thing you see, and it makes you look like a total pussy for locking something when you got backed into a corner. Failed Mascot: Rando please don't reference nikjohns in here. He's not here to defend himself so its just not kosher Muggy: Others would. It would happen. Rando: Is it time for you to head out or do you have time for one final question? Failed Mascot: I'll take one more question Rando: What do you see as your future in TSM as the next couple weeks are concerned? Are you planning anything big, or are you just waiting for another target to come along? What is Failed Mascot going to do next?. Failed Mascot: I never go hunting down people, I just wait for them to wander into my yard. So you'll just have to wait and see. Otherwise I'll just continue to post here and there along with working on the acclaimed e-fed hit; The 70s Dude Rando: Yes! I am a fan of the 70s Dude. Check him out in the OAOAST at the bottom of the board, and tell em we sent ya! If Jingus was here, he'd probably start name-dropping people. Failed Mascot: One final note though on the Classic Threads. If Kotz wants to make himself noticable as a mod then he can start by closing threads when they reach their absolute peak in Hardcore Discussion. Usually you can tell the "Classics" from the rest. Rando: That is a great point, and I'll bet he'll take that idea into consideration. Muggy: Well it can be hard to tell when you hit a peak. Sometimes, it starts to go downhill, and then it rises ever higher than before sometimes. Failed Mascot: and with that I'm done. I'll come by sometime when Jingus is around so I can inquire about that tasty bitch in his sig. Until then take it easy Rando: Failed Mascot everyone. Thanks for having you as our first guest Muggy: Pleasure having ya on FM. Rando: That was quite the informative interview there, and I think it went pretty well. Muggy: Yes it did Rando. Muggy: BREAKIN NEWS: The curry man squirrel.... has been assassinated! More on this story as it follows! Rando: So do you think Mascot had a point? Should the good threads be closed just the same as the bad ones? Muggy: It's a really tough call. Like I said, you never really know when that peak is gonna hit. It could have been then, or it could be later in the topic. The legendary OJ Hart topic had a lot of peaks. Rando: and it had it's bad moments. Now RawMVP's thread...that was just a giant rollercoaster. Rando: But Now... we have a surprise! Muggy: We do? Kotzenjunge: Hah, Muggy. Muggy: KOTZ! Sup Kotz? Rando: After hearing Failed Mascot's comments, I was able to get ahold of the moderator in question to receive his thoughts on the matter. Muggy: We just heard some very interesting comments from one Failed Mascot. Rando: Earlier tonight, Mascot mentioned that he believes for you to stand out, you should take the initiative to close threads as they peak, keeping them away from the downward spirals we have seen as late Muggy: We wanted to get your thoughts on that interesting idea. Rando: "If Kotz wants to make himself noticeable as a mod then he can start by closing threads when they reach their absolute peak in Hardcore Discussion. Usually you can tell the "Classics" from the rest." Rando: There is the exact comment there, for your viewing. Kotzenjunge: Well, the problem with that is that sometimes I wait for someone to come along and save the thread. Kotzenjunge: Either that or it goes to crap while I'm away from the board. Rando: And what do you mean by "save"? Kotzenjunge: Bring up the quality. Rando: So you think if a thread starts out good and starts to drag, that someone could save it if given the time? Kotzenjunge: A rapier post by one of the reviled "meta-posters" can save a thread. Kotzenjunge: But we've lost some recently. Subliminal Animal is back in school it would seem, and doesn't bother with the internet during those times. Rando: I have never really understood the phrase "meta-poster", though it seems to have come up quite a lot lately. I believe in the sense you talk about guys like Inc, IDRM, and Agent? Muggy: Yeah, what truly is a meta-poster? Rando: lookie, Muggy, we're learning! Muggy: learning? No way! Kotzenjunge: Okay, meta-posters are easy to spot. Kotzenjunge: First generation meta-posters are Inc and IDRM. Nebulous but somehow incredibly observant and compelling. Kotzenjunge: I'd call myself second-gen since I'll admit to trying to copy that style. Muggy: Is it safe to put Vitamin X in that category? Kotzenjunge: Specifically, the periods instead of question marks is such a better system. Reserve those question marks for urgent stuff. Kotzenjunge: Nah, but if he hangs around them much more or talks to me on AIM at this rate he'll morph into one gradually. Muggy: Well he's already got the 900000 posts deal like some meta-posters. Rando: why is the AIM important? A better understanding of how they are away from the glitz and glamor of TSM? Kotzenjunge: Oh, that was just because he won the "Improve my mood" contest. Kotzenjunge: Oh yes, AIM provides way better insight. Rando: It helps me provide more insight as to why i'm an overanalytical self-absorbed whore. Kotzenjunge: You know the President (any one of them, not picking on Bush specifically) curses and stuff around the White House, but he doesn't do it in public. Muggy: AIM teaches me I used the word fuck too much. Rando: You hear that world -- everybody get on AIM and bug Kotz. He wants to know everything about you. Kotzenjunge: Unless your name starts with "Mike" and ends with "SC." Rando: Well, it's getting close to the end of the show...and we have to wrap things up. Kotzenjunge: I don't even mind Czech IMing me, even if I can't stand him on the board. Kotzenjunge: Especially when he IMed me about drugs. Muggy: Czech is a pretty cool guy on AIM. Rando: You have OAO bias, Muggy. Rando: With time running out, I'd like to thank our first guests...Failed Mascot and the Hardcore Discussion Super Moderator Kotzenjunge for stopping by. Muggy: Everyone has some sort of bias... thanks for coming by guys. Rando: Tonight's show was brought to you by Mixaroonie 42...please pick it up at your local Tower Records or FYE and tell me we here at Two or Three on Tue sent you. Muggy: And it's also brought to you by Aluminum: The condom you can trust. Rando: Say goodbye guys... GOODBYE and thanks for reading! Kotzenjunge: Toodles, guys. Muggy: Goodbye! I hope that is readable for everyone, and I hope you enjoy Show Number One! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2005 Moving to HD so people will actually see this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2005 Good show, nice work, gentlemen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2005 Meh. At least you didn't say "Radno" like Piss did that one time, and then created a gimmick AIM account out of. I liked Radno though... and Ranod. All of those guys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted February 16, 2005 Like I said: two weeks. Tops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2005 Nicely done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2005 Patrick Spoon has lowered himself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2005 Kotz called me earlier today and said my voice mail message wasn't very heterosexual. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 16, 2005 Holla atcha boi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2005 I thought it went well. Hopefully Jingus will be with us next week and it'll be more lively. Thanks for the feedback guys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2005 Speaking of "Sound the Alarms", I can't find the thread anywhere now, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cosbywasmurdered Report post Posted February 16, 2005 You know...I think who ever deleted the other threads in Feedback deleted it too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cosbywasmurdered Report post Posted February 16, 2005 Looking at feedback now...alot of those threads got deleted. Yet Banky's "awesome" thread didn't. EDIT: I don't care, just saying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2005 You know...I think who ever deleted the other threads in Feedback deleted it too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2005 Real Doll came out with a Hulk model? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2005 Damned if I know I couldn't find my favorite pic of Ferrigno Hulk, so I ran with that instead Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cosbywasmurdered Report post Posted February 16, 2005 ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2005 *car explodes* Ferrigno Hulk: "WHAT?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Modern Man's Hustle 0 Report post Posted February 17, 2005 Waste of time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 17, 2005 Kotz called me earlier today and said my voice mail message wasn't very heterosexual. I left out that I was high and on my way to a job interview. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted February 17, 2005 Good ol' Kotz. Never change for anybody! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 17, 2005 That's the plan, as ultimately defeating as it may be! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted February 17, 2005 Muggy: On a sidenote, KingPK has had the same avatar for a long time... and I still love it. Nothing's better than seeing a guy try to flip and landing right on his neck. I've been looking for a replacement since I've had that one forever, but if it's still a crowd pleaser, it'll stay. I may replace it with a gif of Super Macho Man's jiggling man-tits, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted February 17, 2005 This one? Yeah, I considered it too.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted February 17, 2005 Muggy: On a sidenote, KingPK has had the same avatar for a long time... and I still love it. Nothing's better than seeing a guy try to flip and landing right on his neck. I've been looking for a replacement since I've had that one forever, but if it's still a crowd pleaser, it'll stay. I may replace it with a gif of Super Macho Man's jiggling man-tits, though. Ha... I remember seeing a gif of Mario fucking Princess Peach and getting a 1UP sign for every thrust. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted February 17, 2005 I was a first generation meta poster till people started doing it better than me. Fuck you, Inc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted February 17, 2005 I don't know why, but it always strangely amuses me whenever I see Ripper's name and mine in conjunction on the board. We sound like some 80's tag team Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted February 17, 2005 We would have a finisher like the Killer Bees, where we would just change behind the refs back and get the roll up for the win. It would be funny you see, because we look nothing alike!!!!! I am way sexier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted February 17, 2005 I am way sexier. I am way whiter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 17, 2005 I think Ripper forgot that meta-posters are entertaining. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
