Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 21, 2005 Report Posted February 21, 2005 Yesterday, I told my girlfriend I loved her. Not good.
Black Lushus Posted February 21, 2005 Report Posted February 21, 2005 were you trying to get to your Heineken?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 21, 2005 Author Report Posted February 21, 2005 It'll probably sour within the next month, which would put this relationship at a total of two months, which means Agent wins the pool, I think.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 21, 2005 Author Report Posted February 21, 2005 were you trying to get to your Heineken? Booze was involved, yes. She was way too excited when I said it. Fuck.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 21, 2005 Author Report Posted February 21, 2005 I have a strong fondness for her. The declaration of love was more of a "in the heat of passion" thing. And a drunken thing. That, too.
Nighthawk Posted February 21, 2005 Report Posted February 21, 2005 You should have added "...man." after you said it.
godthedog Posted February 21, 2005 Report Posted February 21, 2005 yeah, you might be fucked. one girl i dated told me the first night we were going out.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 21, 2005 Author Report Posted February 21, 2005 I'm going to pretend that it never happened, unless she says she loves me first. Then I'll respond in kind. Because I'm an asshole.
Nighthawk Posted February 21, 2005 Report Posted February 21, 2005 I wish I had some advice but I don't. When I actually do fall in love I close my eyes and dive in headlong, otherwise I'm a heartless manipulator. godthedog was really right about that Kierkegaard.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 21, 2005 Author Report Posted February 21, 2005 I wasn't feeling that bad about it until an hour ago, when I glanced at her livejournal, only to find she'd written about it there. Is nothing sacred? (Yes, I am aware that I am posting about it on a message board, but no one here knows the persons involved, nor did I use names. Not the case on her end.)
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 21, 2005 Report Posted February 21, 2005 Either way, one of my scenarios will be right.
Nighthawk Posted February 21, 2005 Report Posted February 21, 2005 Why don't you show us the livejournal, Incandenza.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 21, 2005 Author Report Posted February 21, 2005 And I still haven't had anal. I think she and I have different definitions of "love."
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 21, 2005 Author Report Posted February 21, 2005 Why don't you show us the livejournal, Incandenza. http://www.livejournal.com/users/supremalatina
TheFranchise Posted February 21, 2005 Report Posted February 21, 2005 I can't believe she said that! He must have been WAY boozed.
Guest Vitamin X Posted February 21, 2005 Report Posted February 21, 2005 From the looks of what she wrote, she looks like she just might try anal, Inc. I mean, if she really loves you and all.
Guest Failed Mascot Posted February 21, 2005 Report Posted February 21, 2005 If she's ready to settle down and have kids then this may entice her to stop taking birth control. Accidental pregnancy here you come!
Open the Muggy Gate Posted February 21, 2005 Report Posted February 21, 2005 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT LINK!?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 21, 2005 Report Posted February 21, 2005 You said it first? I'm betting she used a mexican mind trick on you.
Guest Failed Mascot Posted February 21, 2005 Report Posted February 21, 2005 Hey Incandenza, ask your girlfriend if she finds Speedy Gonzales cartoons offensive. I'm just curious.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 21, 2005 Author Report Posted February 21, 2005 You said it first? I'm betting she used a mexican mind trick on you. She's only the third girl to whom I've said it; the second one to whom I didn't mean it. I generally take the word "love" very seriously, but I can't explain what caused this slip up.
Open the Muggy Gate Posted February 21, 2005 Report Posted February 21, 2005 You said it first? I'm betting she used a mexican mind trick on you. She's only the third girl to whom I've said it; the second one to whom I didn't mean it. I generally take the word "love" very seriously, but I can't explain what caused this slip up. Well you already said booze was involved, right?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 21, 2005 Author Report Posted February 21, 2005 I've dated numerous girls and except for two occasions—one of which being due to youthful naivete; the other being that I really did love her—I have never told a girl I was seeing I loved her. Alcohol may've played a part, but then I've been drunk around girlfriends before without the urge to use the 'l' word.
Sideburnious Posted February 22, 2005 Report Posted February 22, 2005 Maybe you really do, and you just are trying to tell yourself you don't because you've only been together for a small amount of time. Or maybe your justs really want anal.
Guest Failed Mascot Posted February 22, 2005 Report Posted February 22, 2005 Hey Incandenza, ask your girlfriend if she finds Speedy Gonzales cartoons offensive. I'm just curious. I expect an answer to this some time tommorow.
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