This afternoon, in front of my patio, I found this

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

[Guest Vitamin X]

... a ziplock bag?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

A small one. FOR HOLDING DRUGS.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

WOAH!

 

Time to beat your wife and kids!

[Nighthawk 0]

I see some acorns. Nobody does drugs where there are acorns. That's the realm of welcome wagons, block parties and potlucks.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Kotz is stalking you.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

you need to rake

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I see some acorns. Nobody does drugs where there are acorns. That's the realm of welcome wagons, block parties and potlucks.

I live in a ghetto. Agent knows.

[Nighthawk 0]

On closer inspection, they might have been bottlecaps. Your story checks out.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Incredibly, I managed to find a section of my "yard" with nary a cigarette BUTT.

[mister foozel 0]

i think you're in denial, dude

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I'm pretty sure there are no cigs in that picture.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Who the fuck cares? Welcome to the real world. People do drugs and occassionally their bags get...*GASP*...littered.

 

I clicked on this thread expecting to see a dead woman or small cat that died from swallowing a hockey puck or something.

 

Instead I get your 12 year old behind the playground "LOOK WHAT I FOUND" poopy pants surprise.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

you know what I haven't had in a while?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

So much rage.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

Who the fuck cares? Welcome to the real world. People do drugs and occassionally their bags get...*GASP*...littered.

 

I clicked on this thread expecting to see a dead woman or small cat that died from swallowing a hockey puck or something.

 

Instead I get your 12 year old behind the playground "LOOK WHAT I FOUND" poopy pants surprise.

Man, CronoT has some competition.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

Oh shi - can we make like Ultimate Fighter and lock them in a thread together?

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

I'm down with that.

[Guest Phenom]

This thread's going classic. I just know that.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

The first rule of TSM Fight Club is ViciousFish never posts again.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I see some acorns. Nobody does drugs where there are acorns. That's the realm of welcome wagons, block parties and potlucks.

And squirrels!

[Guest Mosaicv2]

Watch out for the squirrels on drugs.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

What would be so special about a squirrel on drugs?

[Modern Man's Hustle 0]

Muggy knocks out UTSU with a terrible zinger!

[Guest Failed Mascot]

a rabid squirrel chased my elderly neighbor back into her house last summer. I laughed at her.

[Jingus 0]

Anyone who remembers that one story I posted in General a loooooong time ago knows that there are some demonic goddamned squirrels on this planet.

[DerangedHermit 0]

you know what I haven't had in a while?

Big League Chew?

[IllustriousOne 0]

Post of the year.

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

No it won't. You'd die without an internet messageboard.

 

 

 

I would.