What are you genuinely afraid of?

[Ted the Poster]

I have an intense fear of flying, brought on by my fear of heights. Boats are out of the question too.

[Guest BrokenWings]

I'm actually more comfortable swimming in deep water than I am in a boat.

But are you afraid of crashing, or simply tipping?

 

Because if it's tipping, you'd just be swimming in deep water...

 

I'm wary of homeless people.

[Sideburnious]

Spiders.....and in a way, insects in general....but mainly spiders.

[Nighthawk]

Spiders aren't insects, you know.

[Guest pedro_mendes]

 

my only post ever.

[Sideburnious]

Spiders aren't insects, you know.

Oh right.... they're arachnids?? Maybe thats why I dont mind insects as much as I dislike Spiders. Well anyway, anything small with loads of legs I don't really like.

[Kahran Ramsus]

Hornets, bees, wasps, etc. It all stems from a bad incident as a child.

[Vern Gagne]

Oceans, Lake Superior, the Mississippi River

[Skywarp!]

Bees, hornets, any stinging insects.

 

I'm not afraid of cockroaches, unless they are HUMONGOUS BROOKLYN ROACHES! If you try and step on one of those things, you end up surfing down the hallway.

 

When in the ocean, I'm wary of touching bottom because it's littered with crabs in my imagination. I also keep an eye out for jellyfish at all times.

 

I'm glad I live in the Northeast, though. The thought of living somewhere, for instance--Arizona, where you could leave something like a baseball glove someplace dark, like a shed, then come back, stick your hand in it and to your dismay find a black widow nesting in it, gives me the chills. Huge run-on.

[MrRant]

 

 

And not really death, but the way I'm going to die.

[Guest CronoT]

That someday, somehow, Kotz will become President of the United States.

 

Also, cats, because one scratched me when I was a little kid.

[MrRant]

Pussy

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Know that feeling when you're in deeper water and you can't feel anything under your feet? Yeah, that's petrifying.

Metaphor for your life.

[Lord of The Curry]

Drowning.

[Guest CronoT]

Pussy

You're afraid of pussy, Rant?

[EL BRUJ0]

But then again, so are you...

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'm glad I live in the Northeast, though. The thought of living somewhere, for instance--Arizona, where you could leave something like a baseball glove someplace dark, like a shed, then come back, stick your hand in it and to your dismay find a black widow nesting in it, gives me the chills. Huge run-on.

Silly young man. New England has quite a lot of Brown Recluse and Black Widow spiders, actually. Considering the seasonal freezes up there, spiders are even more likely to move into your house or garage. Both species of spider range all the way into Maine and even southern Canada. Also, due to the maritime operations around that part of the country, there's decent odds on other spiders and things coming off of a boat.

[Sideburnious]

I'm glad I live in the Northeast, though.  The thought of living somewhere, for instance--Arizona, where you could leave something like a baseball glove someplace dark, like a shed, then come back, stick your hand in it and to your dismay find a black widow nesting in it, gives me the chills.  Huge run-on.

Silly young man. New England has quite a lot of Brown Recluse and Black Widow spiders, actually. Considering the seasonal freezes up there, spiders are even more likely to move into your house or garage. Both species of spider range all the way into Maine and even southern Canada. Also, due to the maritime operations around that part of the country, there's decent odds on other spiders and things coming off of a boat.

Fuck, there goes my ideas of moving to Philly or somewhere like that when I'm older.

[Vyce]

I'm also terrified of drowning. It's the one true thing I'm afraid of.

 

Other than, you know, black people.

[Skywarp!]

I'm glad I live in the Northeast, though.  The thought of living somewhere, for instance--Arizona, where you could leave something like a baseball glove someplace dark, like a shed, then come back, stick your hand in it and to your dismay find a black widow nesting in it, gives me the chills.  Huge run-on.

Silly young man. New England has quite a lot of Brown Recluse and Black Widow spiders, actually. Considering the seasonal freezes up there, spiders are even more likely to move into your house or garage. Both species of spider range all the way into Maine and even southern Canada. Also, due to the maritime operations around that part of the country, there's decent odds on other spiders and things coming off of a boat.

Damn. I thought B.W.s were warm climate spiders. I expected them to be mostly in southern states and South America.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Heavens no. Spiders are all over the map. You've got less poisonous snakes, if that means anything to you.

[Hoff]

I'm afraid of what's happening in my pop can right now. I've been drinking it, it's about halfway gone...and now the pop left in the can is splashing. I mean, it's been sitting there for a few minutes, undisturbed, and now I hear it splashing. I have no idea what to think. I want no part of this can.

[Guest Vitamin X]

People who refer to coke/soda as "pop" amuse me.

[Hoff]

OMG REGIONAL DIALECTS~! KILL THEM!! WE MUST HOMOGENIZE TEH CULTURE~!!!!!!!!!!!!~!~!~!!!1

 

This from El Chicana? Boooooooo, VX. Where's the tolerance? Where's the love?

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

People who refer to coke/soda as "pop" amuse me.

people who refer to pop as "soda" amuse me.

[Hoff]

You both suck.

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

Hoff however, doesn't amuse me.

[Slayer]

I'll never understand the "soda vs. pop" battle

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

I don't think I've ever heard someone call it "soda" except for americans.

[Guest Vitamin X]

OMG REGIONAL DIALECTS~! KILL THEM!! WE MUST HOMOGENIZE TEH CULTURE~!!!!!!!!!!!!~!~!~!!!1

 

This from El Chicana? Boooooooo, VX. Where's the tolerance? Where's the love?

 

Funny how you mock me mocking regional dialects then you go on and confuse my nationality on purpose.