I lost my fucking keys.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

They're in a warehouse someplace. I hitch hiked the twenty three miles home and broke in to my own house. I have no idea what to do next.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Get a ride back with a friend and look for them.

 

Or just get a metal detector. Find some new keys.

[the max 0]

Red wire to red wire, cross the brown wire to the red wires and it'll start.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Crisis averted. Found my spare. I have Unas, Slayer of Trucks back, and all is well.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Get a ride back with a friend and look for them.

I work for the largest Kroger distribution center in the nation. They're gone.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Might want to pick up 1 of those "hide-a-key" things, and hide a spare key on the truck somewhere.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

So some methhead can steal it, along with my cds and a gun? If I was a car thief, a hide-a-key would be the first thing I'd look for.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

::cancels flight to Indiana::

 

You'd need to stick it in a non-obvious spot. Get up underneath the undercarriage somewhere.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

A tweaker will find it if it's there. I've learned this. Not with a vehicle, but with a whole lot of other things that cost money.

[Guest BDC]

I carry a spare in my wallet. I always have my wallet in my pocket, so it works well.

[Guest Vitamin X]

A tweaker will find it if it's there. I've learned this. Not with a vehicle, but with a whole lot of other things that cost money.

Is the meth problem really that bad in Indiana? I thought that was only limited to the west coast, really.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Minnesota is starting to get ripe with the fuckers.

[Art Sandusky 0]

The Dust Bowl area is huge too, I heard all about them when my uncle lived out there for a few months.

[Fökai 0]

A tweaker will find it if it's there. I've learned this. Not with a vehicle, but with a whole lot of other things that cost money.

Is the meth problem really that bad in Indiana? I thought that was only limited to the west coast, really.

If by "west coast" you meant 'Oregon', I'd certainly agree with you.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I actually meant California, since that's where I had my meth problem and I know for a fact that cocaine has been replaced by meth as the upper drug of choice out there.

[Sass 0]

Huh?

 

I thought the Mid west was the best or most common to host monster raves? I'd figure the meth situation would be...prosperous to say the least.

 

But Minnesota? Yeesh.

 

Good to hear you found your keys AoO. Walking 23 miles can't be fuckin fun though.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I got a ride after about four. It was cold, though.

 

Meth is everywhere, people. The midwest (NE Indiana especially) is full of cooks and labs because everyone's poor. Meth is the new moonshine.

[Slayer 0]

Funny enough, the other day on syndicated "King of the Hill" they had the episode where Connie's thug cousin from LA comes to town and suckers Bobby into cooking meth for his school science project.

[Guest Vitamin X]

See?

[tekcop 0]

Meth is easier to find around here then pot or hard liquor.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

A bluebird has been ramming itself into the living room windows for about five solid minutes now. Thing's fuckin' retarded.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

A bluebird has been ramming itself into the living room windows for about five solid minutes now. Thing's fuckin' retarded.

It's gotta be the meth.

[Sideburnious 0]

You should've let the bluebird in and given it as a pet to somebody

[Guest ian.]

I seriously think Iowa is the biggest leading meth state. You can't buy any products thate are in it without getting your name written down and your buying record tracked for a little bit.

 

But hey, theres nothing else to do in Iowa, so why not?

[Guest Vitamin X]

I was curious, so I looked it up via the National Drug Threat Assessment 2004

(http://www.usdoj.gov/ndic/pubs8/8731/meth.htm) on the Meth section.

The primary market areas for methamphetamine are Los Angeles, Phoenix, San Diego, San Francisco, and the Central States (Arkansas, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, and Missouri).