The OAO South Park Thread for 3/16/05

[Guest Sturgis]

Cartman warns the citizens of South Park that it will only be a matter of days before the town becomes the Hippie Capital of the World. No one will believe him until they find out the hippies plan to stage a weeklong music fest. The town has no choice but to turn to Cartman for help. He then puts his plan to eradicate his lifelong enemies in motion.

[Mik 0]

This sounds like a great episode waiting to happen.

[AndrewTS 0]

Cartman's long lost real mom?

 

http://www.4q.kicks-ass.org/gfx/bnb-094.jpg

[razazteca 0]

Cartman's mom looky like a man?

[AndrewTS 0]

Cartman's mom looky like a man?

If I have to explain that, you need to catch up on your old SP eps.

[razazteca 0]

Yeah.....yeah....ok....

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

This episode has pretty much been built for like eight years or however long the show has been on. This blowoff has high expectations.

 

Has he ever said WHY he hates hippies?

[Guest JMA]

Has he ever said WHY he hates hippies?

Well, he did once mumble in his dreams that "they say they want to save the world but just smoke pot."

 

But it's not like he really needs a reason. After all, he's never really had a reason for his hatred of Jews.

[Guest El Satanico]

Cartman is just a troubled little boy, but who wouldn't be with a fother like he has.

[razazteca 0]

Cause Cartman is a self hating joo hippie?

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

Has he ever said WHY he hates hippies?

:: Cartman tosses and turns in bed ::

 

Cartman: Hippies...HIPPIES!

 

They say they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad...

 

HIPPIES!

[Guest PlatinumBoy]

With Cartman's obese frame, bitchy nature, stupidity and spitefulness, and his hatred of Jews, only one person can be his mother... Kyle's Mom. They need to make it happen some time.

[Ravenbomb 0]

Oh, man, this has the potential to be Scott Tenormin good

[Guest Sturgis]

With Cartman's obese frame, bitchy nature, stupidity and spitefulness, and his hatred of Jews, only one person can be his mother... Kyle's Mom. They need to make it happen some time.

I've been thinking that for 2 years now. I think it would make a great final episode.

[MrRant 0]

*rubs hands together*

 

Excellent....

[razazteca 0]

With Cartman's obese frame, bitchy nature, stupidity and spitefulness, and his hatred of Jews, only one person can be his mother... Kyle's Mom.  They need to make it happen some time.

I've been thinking that for 2 years now. I think it would make a great final episode.

They could do a major swerve by doing a switched at birth story and still never reveal who the real parents of Cartman are.

[Boner Kawanger 0]

For years I've thought Kyle's mom should be Cartman's mom. Good to see I'm not alone.

[Ravenbomb 0]

Oh, God, this is great.

 

 

"Goddamn hippies!"

[razazteca 0]

.....then the know-it-all college kids will show up!

[Ravenbomb 0]

holy shit, did they just kill off the mayor?

[Ravenbomb 0]

LOL HOLY SHIT! HIPPIES CAN'T STAND DEATH METAL! SLAYER~!

[razazteca 0]

Hippie can't stand death metal! So far there has been a Ghostbusters and the Core parodys! This can only get better.

[Ravenbomb 0]

Black Guy To Sacrifice Himself~! This episode kicks SO much ass!!!!

[DMann2003 0]

Hippies can't stand death metal!

 

Although, Slayer doesn't technically qualify as death metal, correct, where's AoO when you need him.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Greatest ... South Park ... Ever...

 

Will they succeed in playing Slayer?...

[DMann2003 0]

THEY'VE SUCCEEDED!

[Ravenbomb 0]

Oh, man, top 5 easy

[Gary Floyd 0]

To Matt Stone and Trey Parker:

 

 

 

 

THANK YOU!

 

Best Moment: The Mayor shooting herself, then coming back with her head bandaged

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

"Yeah man, we'll have a commune where someone will bake bread for everyone."

 

"You mean a baker?"

 

lol...

[Guest El Satanico]

I've figured out what inspired M&T to make this otherwise pointless episode

 

M or T "I have no idea what to do this episode"

T or M "I know...lets get Comedy Central to play slayer...but hooow"