Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 Here's the template for you guys. MAIN EVENT NON-TITLE MATCH Toxxic (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) v. Wildchild SWF BELT TOURNAMENT SEMIFINALS SWF INTERCONTINENTAL-TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix (SWF Intercontinental-Television Champion) v. Johnny Dangerous SWF BELT TOURNAMENT SEMIFINALS SWF UNITED STATES-JUNIOR LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP Austin Sly (SWF United States-Junior League Champion) v. Jay Hawke HOUSE RULES MATCH SPACE BASE BRAWL SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP Insane Luchadore (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. Arch Griffon OPENING MATCH Manson v. "The Tigris Express" Mohammed Koran Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 MAIN EVENT NON-TITLE MATCH Toxxic (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) v. Wildchild GO, WC, GO!!! SWF BELT TOURNAMENT SEMIFINALS SWF INTERCONTINENTAL-TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix (SWF Intercontinental-Television Champion) v. Johnny Dangerous Well, this is a match I'm in so I can't jinx myself. Plus I don't want to be so arrogant or so full of myself as to say "Me, most definitely. It's unlikely that Landon will win." So no prediction. SWF BELT TOURNAMENT SEMIFINALS SWF UNITED STATES-JUNIOR LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP Austin Sly (SWF United States-Junior League Champion) v. Jay Hawke Well, I'm not sure if Austin has been showing up or not so it's hard to say not knowing that. However, I can already see that Jay Hawke is getting better with every match. His match on Smarkdown was definitely impressive to me so even if Austin writes Hawke is capable of pulling out the win. Prediction: Hawke with an upset to gain his first piece of SWF gold. HOUSE RULES MATCH SPACE BASE BRAWL SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP Insane Luchadore (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. Arch Griffon IL showed up against WC so maybe he's turning over a new leaf. We all know IL can be hardcore, so if he writes I say he retains in a hard fought contest against Muni... err... Griffon. Prediction: Insane Luchadore OPENING MATCH Manson v. "The Tigris Express" Mohammed Koran Again, is Manson showing? If so he win's if not, Koran. Not to make you feel bad, Koran, but I know you're still learning the ropes around here and Manson's older than dirt around these parts. Prediction: Manson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuban Linx 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 MAIN EVENT NON-TITLE MATCH Toxxic (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) v. Wildchild -> Wildchild SWF BELT TOURNAMENT SEMIFINALS SWF INTERCONTINENTAL-TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix (SWF Intercontinental-Television Champion) v. Johnny Dangerous -> Landon Maddix SWF BELT TOURNAMENT SEMIFINALS SWF UNITED STATES-JUNIOR LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP Austin Sly (SWF United States-Junior League Champion) v. Jay Hawke -> Austin Sly HOUSE RULES MATCH SPACE BASE BRAWL SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP Insane Luchadore (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. Arch Griffon -> Arch Griffon OPENING MATCH Manson v. "The Tigris Express" Mohammed Koran -> Mansonosity Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 MAIN EVENT NON-TITLE MATCH Toxxic (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) v. Wildchild ~The longest-reigning Hardcore Champion OF ALL TIME in a MATCH WITH NO RULES! I LIKE it! But WC still LOSES! Maybe... Why the CAPITAL letters? I DON'T KNOW! SWF BELT TOURNAMENT SEMIFINALS SWF INTERCONTINENTAL-TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix (SWF Intercontinental-Television Champion) v. Johnny Dangerous ~Tricky. Johnny is hungry like a wolf that's been fed on dry bread and crackers for a month, and Landon's computer is on the blink so much it might as well be called Mr Magoo. The only winner here is the ICTV Title that gets to go home with a gorgeouz chunk of manflesh! Er... what? SWF BELT TOURNAMENT SEMIFINALS SWF UNITED STATES-JUNIOR LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP Austin Sly (SWF United States-Junior League Champion) v. Jay Hawke ~HAWKE! HOUSE RULES MATCH SPACE BASE BRAWL SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP Insane Luchadore (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. Arch Griffon ~Gooooooooooo IL! Gooooooooooooo Griffon! Dare I predict a DNS? NO~! OPENING MATCH Manson v. "The Tigris Express" Mohammed Koran ~ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO MANSONOSITY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 MAIN EVENT NON-TITLE MATCH Toxxic (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) v. Wildchild -> Wildchild. Seriously, because I think as much as his style suits Toxxic, WC is good enough to win. Hell, he's good enough to be World Champion, if he'd wanted to be. Now, if it was a PPV match...different story. SWF BELT TOURNAMENT SEMIFINALS SWF INTERCONTINENTAL-TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix (SWF Intercontinental-Television Champion) v. Johnny Dangerous -> Me, most definitely. It's unlikely that Johnny will win. But seriously, even Stryke predicted me. And Stryke hardly ever predicts me. Ever. In all seriousness though, if I win this, then I'll get the 'longest title reign ever' from ELM. If not, I'm tied for 2nd with Wildchild. So, yeah, I'll be going all out. Take that as you like. SWF BELT TOURNAMENT SEMIFINALS SWF UNITED STATES-JUNIOR LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP Austin Sly (SWF United States-Junior League Champion) v. Jay Hawke -> Hawkester wins. HOUSE RULES MATCH SPACE BASE BRAWL SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP Insane Luchadore (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. Arch Griffon -> Griffon takes the belt in his talons and flies away with shiny gold. Unless IL goes old school on him. OPENING MATCH Manson v. "The Tigris Express" Mohammed Koran -> MANSON-O-CITY RUNS WILD~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2005 It has been a while since we've had a predictions thread. So here we go- MAIN EVENT NON-TITLE MATCH Toxxic (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) v. Wildchild ~Hmmm, I'm pretty indecisive tonight... so flip that coin because, again, it could either way. I'm rooting for both equally- being a Toxxic mark and WC makes it hard to give one or the other a nod. SWF BELT TOURNAMENT SEMIFINALS SWF INTERCONTINENTAL-TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix (SWF Intercontinental-Television Champion) v. Johnny Dangerous ~I'll have to do a coin toss here because I can really see it going either way. Should be a close one. Keep the coin. SWF BELT TOURNAMENT SEMIFINALS SWF UNITED STATES-JUNIOR LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP Austin Sly (SWF United States-Junior League Champion) v. Jay Hawke ~That's a mouthful of a title belt. But I'll give Hawke the nod because he's on fire. HOUSE RULES MATCH SPACE BASE BRAWL SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP Insane Luchadore (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. Arch Griffon ~Arch to win the gold. OPENING MATCH Manson v. "The Tigris Express" Mohammed Koran ~Manson. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2005 MAIN EVENT NON-TITLE MATCH Toxxic (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) v. Wildchild Toxxic wins by default. He always wins. SWF BELT TOURNAMENT SEMIFINALS SWF INTERCONTINENTAL-TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix (SWF Intercontinental-Television Champion) v. Johnny Dangerous Landon will probably squeak it out... if he shows... SWF BELT TOURNAMENT SEMIFINALS SWF UNITED STATES-JUNIOR LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP Austin Sly (SWF United States-Junior League Champion) v. Jay Hawke ... Guess why? HOUSE RULES MATCH SPACE BASE BRAWL SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP Insane Luchadore (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. Arch Griffon Push. OPENING MATCH Manson v. "The Tigris Express" Mohammed Koran Go Manson Go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 MAIN EVENT NON-TITLE MATCH Toxxic (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) v. Wildchild ~The longest-reigning Hardcore Champion OF ALL TIME in a MATCH WITH NO RULES! I LIKE it! But WC still LOSES! Maybe... Why the CAPITAL letters? I DON'T KNOW! .... Wait, what? I just caught this part. What the hell do you mean, "no rules?" :: goes back and reads card :: Oh... well that really fucks up my match... Eh, I'm probably not going to win, anyway; no offense, Toxxic, but I had a hell of a time trying to motivate myself to write, and I didn't have anything close to my best stuff for this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 MAIN EVENT NON-TITLE MATCH Toxxic (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) v. Wildchild Hmmm. Gonna have to suck up to, er, say Toxxic. SWF BELT TOURNAMENT SEMIFINALS SWF INTERCONTINENTAL-TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix (SWF Intercontinental-Television Champion) v. Johnny Dangerous Johnny Dangerous has this locked up. SWF BELT TOURNAMENT SEMIFINALS SWF UNITED STATES-JUNIOR LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP Austin Sly (SWF United States-Junior League Champion) v. Jay Hawke *flips coin* Sly retains. HOUSE RULES MATCH SPACE BASE BRAWL SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP Insane Luchadore (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. Arch Griffon Well, Griffon is on quite the roll (2 wins! Woah! Still more than I have though. Meh.), and IL won the title practically by accident. Still, IL to retain. OPENING MATCH Manson v. "The Tigris Express" Mohammed Koran *picks up coin from last time I flipped it and flips it again* Manson. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 This just goes to further prove what I've known forever; Stryke's predctions are the kiss of death... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 This just goes to further prove what I've known forever; Stryke's predctions are the kiss of death... Except when it comes to MANSONOSITY. MANSONOSITY can nullify anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2005 This just goes to further prove what I've known forever; Stryke's predctions are the kiss of death... The uncharitable might proffer the notion that not reading the match card is ACTUALLY the kiss of death... but I'm content to heap the blame on Stryke. Yeah. Go Stryke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
